I suddenly woke up in the Lykan's driver seat staring at my phone in one hand and a half empty gallon jug in the other. 'Don't panic and shut the fuck up. I'm too goddam exhausted to listen to you,' Ego said in my head. 'Just keep looking at our phone and finish the jug while I fill you in. Art's been taking care of Brenna while I did your goddamn research. She's still too tired to morph into a human right now. Both of them are in the passenger seat.' I looked through the corner of my right eye and saw the black cat Brenna curled up on the seat and the corgi Arthur spooning her. His foreleg draped over her protectively. While Ego continued I raised the jug to my mouth and drained the clear, tasteless fluid. 'Don't even think of petting her; just let her sleep. It's 7:55 AM.
At precisely 8:00 AM knock on room 235's door. Laura and Ron are in that room now. The new security guy brought them. The wife sent a text at 6:57 this morning that said the husband tried to fuck her last night.' I opened the messages app and read the text myself. 'Apparently, the maid kicked him out of her room...forcefully. The wife laid out your demands to him. He capitulated when she threatened divorce. You're right for once on that, asshole. She also wrote that she has the documents you demanded and that the husband is in a pissed off mood, so this should be fun.' Ego neglected to tell me the erotic nature of the text. Let's just say that she will make an excellent worshiper. As I read the text I heard fabric creaking. My full grapefruit-sized scrotum was pushed forward by my thick corded telephone pole quads. My rapidly hardening cock was lying over my balls and was threatening to tear though the 501 jeans I was wearing. It looked like I had a volleyball in my pants.
I got the impression that Ego was checking things off a list on a clipboard. '...You're in the middle of an experiment I'm running. The formula you just finished will give you increased vascularity, a hardening of the skeletal musculature and a hit of testosterone soon.' As I looked at my forearms the veins, even the smallest ones, pulsed with power and were pushed above the skin by the underlying muscles as they were engorged with blood.
Then the test hit.
My rolled eyes as I tilted my head back, bared my teeth and growled. The surge of power was so intense that I felt like I could pound Superman to goo and cleave Wonder Woman in half with my cock. It took all my discipline not to crush my phone. Arthur whined in fear. I pivoted my head to gaze at him. He was shivering in abject terror. Good.
Ego's next sentence brought me back to reality. 'Don't worry about testosterone induced blood clots or a stroke. Any excess hormone will be urinated out quickly. There's water and food for the brother and sister on the floor. At noon DoorDash will deliver cases of bottled water, several large meals for you, burgers and salad for the others. I've already had three dozen eggs, a pound of lean sausages and a pot of coffee for breakfast, so you're fueled up. There's another dog food bowl on the floorboards for the husband's meal. I called into the office and told them we're taking our two weeks of time off we saved up. Then I emailed our two week notice resignation letter. That's it.' I have the mental image of a clipboard and pencil being put down. 'I'm going to rest, but I'll keep tabs on you so try and act with our brain instead of our dick for once and DON'T FUCK THIS UP!' Then he fell silent. I checked my email on the phone while stealing glances at what I'm wearing; running shoes, tight jeans and the torn Superman shirt Steve gave me. 'And another thing, DON'T RIP OFF THESE CLOTHES! I didn't bring any extras!'
'Did you just use the correct pronouns and are you finished?' I mentally asked.
The only reply I got was, 'FUCK. YOU.'
I smirked as I put my phone into my jean's pocket next to my obscene bulge and looked at Arthur. He raised his head and submissively whimpered. "I'll leave a window cracked for you two. There's food on the floor." He cocked his head to the side and uttered a questioning sound. "If you have to leave the car make sure you don't lock yourself out. I'll be busy all day." A tremor of terror ran through him as I put a hand on his head and rubbed an ear. "Take care of her for me."
He docilely pushed his head into my hand and quietly said, "Yip." Brenna stirred in her sleep. Arthur licked her head until she relaxed then he lowered his head and pulled her closer to him. I rolled both windows an inch or two down and left the car, making sure that the doors were unlocked. I left the extra dog food bowl in the car; if I allowed the husband to eat anything he would eat it off the floor.
After closing the car door I did a cock-check. I needed to make the wife look upon me as a god and pound the feeling of inferiority into the husband. To that end I made my destroyer of holes flaccid without losing any length or girth. When my cock gets hard and erect all will know that I am the ultimate expression of masculinity!
As I approached the hotel room where the wife and husband were I saw an imposing thirty-something year old male in an at-ease stance beside the room door. When I drew near he snapped to attention. He was blonde, a foot shorter than me and built like a pro wrestler. His bulging physique was not very well hidden behind a white dress shirt, black tie, black blazer and black slacks. To complete the "Men in Black" look his hair was cut short and he wore a pair of dark Ray Ban sunglasses. I stood in front of him and pressed my chest into his face. I growled when I realized my jean covered bulge was pressed into his abs. "Who the FUCK are you?" I demanded.
Sweat started to bead off his forehead and the feeling of inadequacy shot off him. I quickly gulped that tangy emotion. In a thick Australian accent and a steady voice he smartly replied, "Suh! I'm Mick, the secur service that Arthur ordered yesterday, Suh!"
"You are, huh?" I said condescendingly, then barked, "REPORT!"
"Suh, upon arriving at the estate I assessed the damage you inflicted. Two cars were totaled and sold for scrap. The three bludgers were taken to the UW Health University intensive care unit. They are in serious but stable condition. I secured the manor and fixed the main entry's door. I informed the human occupants that their security had been upgraded and told them to resume their daily activities."
'Human, huh?' I thought.
"At twenty three hundred," Mick continued, "the bloke and his mate retired for the evening. At twenty three thirty he went to the small sheila's room. At twenty three thirty one the male was thrown out of her room and into a wall. The root rat returned to his bedroom with a stiffy and attempted to initiate sexual relations with his sheila. She got her knickers in a bunch and an argo ensued. The male ended up pitching tent on the living room couch. I received instructions at oh four hundred to get the love birds to this motel room by oh seven thirty. At oh six forty five I woke them up and ordered a car from the Uber driver as instructed. The driver arrived at oh seven hundred. I inspected the silver late model Hyundai Accent and instructed the driver to fix several issues."
"So how'd that go?" I said, already knowing the answer.
"Suh, the driver was very belligerent but stated she would look into the issues when she goddamn felt like it. At oh seven twenty nine we arrived. The humans are waiting inside."
"Are you armed?"