Arthur charged the left gate, while Brenna casually walked up to the right gate. Brenna strategically bent and broke bars to achieve the goal. Art, however, tore into the metal bars, ripping, breaking and tossing them aside with wild abandon. "That's enough," I said when they had made a hole in the gates tall enough and wide enough for me to pass. I walked through the portal into the palatial property.
As we walked down the concrete driveway I saw that on either side of the gates groves of huge trees stood and that the driveway gently curved to the left as it went over a slight rise. On the other side of that rise the driveway split; the left side of the fork led to a massive two floor mansion. The other road ended in a large white metal barn-like structure. I pointed to the building and said, "That must be the car stable. Let's go see what the guy collects." As we approached the building Arthur ran ahead and opened one of the tall double sliding doors on the narrow side. He paused, stood up straighter than usual, flexed his wide back and said over his shoulder, "You guys gotta check this out." He stepped inside the building, disappearing behind the barn wall. I heard a loud click followed by the fluorescent lights blinking to life. When I pushed the other door open midday sunlight spilled onto the greatest assembly of muscle cars I've ever seen.
I walked into the barn and saw fifteen cars lined either side of the concrete floor creating a wide aisle down the middle of the building. A black Dodge Hellcat and a red Demon, a blue Ford Shelby, a white Porsche 911 Turbo S and a vibrant green Lamborghini Aventador SVJ Roadster were the only cars I recognized. Ron Kesselbaum picked my cars well.
Brenna stepped up beside me and said something in her native language.
"Bre, if our middle mothers heard you say that you'd be grounded for a hundred years." Arthur said as he resumed his place at my left side.
"Pfffft, as if they haven't said worse."
"Middle mothers?" I asked with a puzzled expression.
"I'll tell you later," Brenna replied.
Arthur walked farther into the private showroom and exclaimed, "Is that? It IS!" He pointed to a black imposing car. "That's a 1971 Plymouth Hemi 'cuda! That's the car from Phantasm! After they finished the movie it was sold, but no one knew who bought it!" He ran up to the car and caressed the spoiler and, I swear to God, cooed. That is, he did that until he saw a car that looked like it had a permanent scowl. His eyes bugged out and he ran to the car, squeeing. "Oh my gods, OH MY GODS! The '73 Ford Falcon XB GT Coupe! That's Max Rockatansky's V8 interceptor! HOLY SHIT!"
Art's voice pitch reached new heights when he recognized another car. I tilted my head to Brenna and whispered, "Is he always like this?"
"Yeah," she sighed. "We can never take him shopping."
While Art was being a fanboy over the cars I noticed that the thirty cars in the barn were all parked at an angle, pointing to a central spot at the opposite wall. At the nexus of the cars' attention, on a six inch tall dias, was the most beautiful, muscular matte black car I've ever seen. I pointed at it and asked, "Art, what's that car?"
"Huh?" He turned to the car I was pointing at and whispered, "Oh...my...gods it can't be. Bre, toss me your phone!" A moment later her phone went flying through the air. Art caught it and dashed towards the car muttering, "They only made seven." He tapped on the phone's keyboard so fast the key clicks sounded like one long press. "I mean, there've been rumors that an eighth was made, but... Oh... holy... mother... fucking... shit. THAT is the eighth W Motors Lykan HyperSport!" He approached the car almost with awed reverence and continued, "The seven had a V6, top speed 245 mph, 60 in 2.7 seconds, 125 in 9.4. The eighth is supposed to have a V8. Who the fuck knows what this bad boy will do."
I whispered to Brenna, "I think he's getting a boner."
She whispered back, "I'm getting wet just thinking of you bending me over and fucking me on the hood."
"Oh, yeah?" I reached down and slipped my middle finger into her cunt. She gasped and trembled as I pushed in deep and withdrew a drenched hand. "I guess you are."
She moaned, "You bastard...now I need that cock breaking me into pieces."
Arthur reluctantly walked back to me and handed Brenna her phone. "Do you want me to find the keys to the Lykan, Master?"
I was about to answer when I felt aggression, anticipation, something hard against the back of my head and heard a redneck voice, "FREEZE ASSHOLE! HANDS WHERE AY KEN SEE THEM!"
I slowly raised my hands and silently mouthed, "How many?" to Arthur. As he raised his hands he wiggled three fingers on his left hand. I slightly turned my head to look at Brenna through the corner of my eye and lifted a single eyebrow as if to ask, "You ready to take out these fuckers?" She grinned and nodded as her hands went up, too.
As soon as I felt a hand on my left wrist I pivoted and twisted my wrist to grab the wannabe cop's forearm just above the wrist. I forced that arm down while the blur of my right hand grabbed the weapon in his right hand and forced it to point to the floor. With the threat the weapon implied removed I released his left hand and brought my left hand over my right arm to backhand him in the face. He involuntarily let go of the weapon so I flicked it behind me, raised my right fist and punched his head to the floor. The fool was unconscious before he hit the concrete floor.
I looked at my victim, bent down and ripped off his clothes. He had high traps and a wide back of a life-long bodybuilder. His bubbled glutes and thick legs were proof he never skipped leg day, unlike his soon-to-be former employer. I flicked him onto his back with a toe. He had a decent hairy chest, six pack abs and an under average dick. With all that power at his disposal it took me less than a second to subdue him.
He started to wake up and yelled, "YA SONABITCH! I'LL KILL YA FOWR..." I didn't let him finish his empty threat. I spat in his face and kicked his head sending him back into unconsciousness.
I turned to my left and saw Brenna, her legs slightly more than shoulder width apart, chest expanded, shoulders thrown back and elbows slightly bent. She held the front of the unconscious rent-a-cop's uniform in her left hand below her waist level. Her right fist was bloodied from breaking the nose of the junior bodybuilder.
"That was too fucking easy," she complained and let her trophy drop to the floor. She then licked the blood from her hand and shivered.
I heard a growl to my right. I turned my head in that direction and found Arthur had the last idiot in a bear hug. Just before the very red faced punk passed out Art delivered a head butt to him and let him fall to the floor. Another junior wannabe bodybuilder was on the floor. Art threw a most muscular pose so hard that if he was wearing clothes instead of a second skin they would have been shredded and roared, "Take that MOTHER FUCKER!"