Chapter 3: Under Way
As the ancient minibus literally rattles down the narrow country lane leading away from the Songlebridge Community Village and Care Home and out onto the main trunk road leading north towards their first stop, the Irchester Country Park, George Bryant's head is full of his late wife Molly talking to him loud and clear, in fact so loud he fears that there was a chance everyone in the bus would hear her.
'WHO DOES THIS DRIVER THINK HE BLOODY WELL IS?!' Molly shouts in George's metaphorical ear, before adding, 'Don't answer that George, of course I know who the hell that stupid man is. I do know why he is driving this bus and also know why he keeps muttering about keeping his speed down.'
'Well, Molly dear,' George addresses her quietly via thoughts alone in his head, 'I really don't have a clue what's going on, so if you know everything then please explain it all to me, only keep the volume down, it's like that "Spinal Tap" dial and you've turned the volume knob up to 11.'
'Sorry, George,' Molly replies at a more reasonable volume, 'when I get mad I get mad and when I get really mad I get LOUD! Oh, and I don't know every-single-thing, but what I do know is that Monty here was about to get a long driving ban for excessive speeding tickets but his wife managed to use her influence to get him off with community service instead and roped him into this trip in order to leave her weekend free to do exactly what she wants to do.'
'And what is so important to Mrs Smythe's weekend?' George asks.
'You don't want to know, George, trust me on this, you do not want to know, because once you know you won't be able to unknow it and you'd definitely want to rewind and unknow it if you could.'
'So you can't actually rewind my life for me then?'
'No, George, nobody can,' Molly says with a chuckle, then adds, 'why would you want to change anything anyway?'
'If I could go back and change things, like getting you to go the doctors for a check-up early enough, I'd still have you here with me, for a start,' George replies.
'Ahhh, that's nice, but you never lost me, Sweetie, I'm still around and not going anywhere anytime soon.'
xXx
It isn't any longer than three or four minutes before Monty sees the signs for the Irchester Country Park and another big sign for the Quarryman's Rest Cafe, where the passengers could relieve themselves at least for a while. The driveway to the cafe was a little basic and bumpy, littered with puddles from the rain yesterday but he felt a sense of achievement getting there as he helped two of the more desperate looking ladies off the bus, who Sofija referred to as OS12 and YP19.
She smiles at Monty's shaking head and bumps his shoulder with hers, adding in a whisper, "Rosemary and Ada to you."
"So why is it that you give the passengers numbers, yet you also know their names?" Monty asks.
"Zey are not just passengers, but zey are also patients. I haff been a nurse in five care homes since I moved here to England and vun ozzer place in Scotland, because my nursing qualifications in ... er ... Latvia, didn't mean anyzing here and I vould haff had to be an employee as an auxiliary only in a hospital or become a student nurse, und I am too old und too poor to be a student again. But, ze private care homes are more relaxed about ze qualifications zan ze NHS, so I can still look after ze patients. But ..." and Sofija took a deep breath before continuing, "at hospital you are vorking tovards helping patients get better so zat ven zey leave you zey are happy und you can be happy wiv zem but in ze care homes zey only leave ven zey are dead patients, vhich makes me very sad, so I try not to get too close to ze patients, to protect myself from being too sad. I tell myself zat by just referring to zem as numbers zey are not real living people who are going to die soon. Silly but, vell, zat's me."
"I suppose one has one's reasons for everything that we do," Monty agreeing with Sofija's sentiments over her well-being, "I only wanted to get into politics because I hated my career in business and corporate law. Been doing politics for so long now I wouldn't know how to do anything else. I'm definitely too old to be a law student!"
"So, Meester Monty, you not going to be our permanent volunteer driver, zen huh?"
"Not on your Nelly, Sofija, I'll stick to politics, at least for now."
xXx
Not everyone needs the toilet, just Rosemary and Ada who looked desperate, Oscar only went because Doreen insisted, and she asked George if he would mind accompanying him into the Gents, rather than queue up for the disabled toilets.
George only left the bus to keep Sally company at her request. She insisted to George that although she wasn't desperate to go, she thought it was prudent to try at every opportunity to do so, "just in case we break down on the high road and have to wait hours for a recovery".
George thought she had a point and Molly soon got on his case, 'You should take a leaf from her book, George, go when you can. Think of it like a sort of stitch in time, or in your case a drip in the channel.'
So George did help Oscar with his task at hand, not actually physically, but at least ensured that Oscar was put into position and hoped that the old man's natural instincts came into action at the appropriate time and, very much to George's relief, and also clearly to Oscar's, the whole incident went off better than he thought. George even managed to shake out enough drips of his own to satisfy Molly's gentle persuasion from within his own head.