This is a work of fiction. All characters are 18 or over.
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An Uber sat idling at the curb outside the hotel. Throwing Vicky's gear on board, they climbed into the back of the black Mercedes, like soldiers mounting a transport in the wake of a long, bloody battle, wounded but euphoric, going home.
"First stop the bottle-oh." Beck cried- the old man's Veuve not forgotten- and the driver dipped his blue-turbaned head.
"That was all true," Vicky asked, taking Beck's hand as the Uber set off, "that story you told me. Wasn't it?"
Beck looked at Vicky then looked away. "Every last word."
"Those appalling people? And the boat? Threatening to eat you and everything?"
"All of it I'm sorry to say. And I didn't even tell you the worst bits."
"There are worse bits?"
Beck uttered a dour laugh. "You better believe it."
"Like what?"
"Trust me, Macca, you don't wanna know."
Vicky shook her head. "You poor baby. How on Earth did you manage to survive?"
"I didn't," Beck smiled and hooked her hair behind her ear, "I actually died. In a RIB. On the back of a yacht. Then I was reborn, at the business end of a rusty old speargun."
Vicky peered out the window for a while. "So who was your dad," she suddenly spoke up, "if you don't mind me asking? Do you know?"
Beck shot her a glance, then turned to watch the scenery scrolling by. "He was a Viking."
Vicky blinked. "He was a what now?"
"A Viking. At least that's what the Thing used to call him. He was a Norwegian backpacker, working on the mango harvest."
It was true. They'd met when the woman was barely sixteen, weighed half as much as her future self and still had most of her teeth. No Paris model but still good enough for a post-joint fuck, and by the end of the season she found herself pregnant. Then he was gone, with fulsome promises of a speedy return, to marry her and carry her away to a fairytale winter wonderland. Of course she never set eyes on her Viking again and six months later, destitute and alone, she gave premature birth to their child. A girl- blue eyed and blonde, just like her father- the perfect vessel for her mother's festering embitterment.
"That explains the hair." Vicky said quietly.
"And the teeth." Beck nodded. "At least that's what the dentist said, when Damon took me for my first ever check up."
Vicky had already surreptitiously admired the girl's unblemished dentition. "You don't have any fillings do you?"
"You mean those black things Damon has in his teeth? " Beck shook her head. "Nope."
Vicky twisted in her seat. "Can I have a look?"
Beck dutifully opened her mouth, revealing a flawless array of perfect white teeth.
"They're gorgeous."
"The dentist said it's genetic." Beck said airily. "Says I got 'em from my dad."
"Same as the eyes?"
"Uh huh."
Vicky nudged Beck with an elbow. "What about the brains? Did you inherit those too?"
"Of course." Beck grinned. "I got those from Damon."
* * *
The old man was down below when Beck jumped on board. "Dommy!" she called out in breathless excitement, "Come see what I found."
Watson hauled himself to his feet, rubbing his face. "Did you catch up with Vicky?"
"In a minute, Dom-dom. First come and see what followed me home."
"The answer is 'no'," The old man groused, scaling the companionway, "whatever it is. Cat, dog, flippin' dolphin, Tyrannosaurus rex... you're not keeping it."
"You're sure about that?"
Looking up, the old man found Beck standing hard against a sheepish young female, in a pair of khaki cargo shorts and a crumpled, button-up shirt. "Pleeeease, Dommy.." the little blonde wheedled, draping her arms around Vicky's neck, "I'll feed her and brush her and give her a bath every day. She won't eat much, I promise."
Watson fought the urge to scuttle downstairs, and barricade himself in his cabin behind his embarrassment. "Umm..." he said, uncertainly, "welcome aboard." Not the lamest thing he could manage but it was close.
Vicky made fleeting eye-contact then looked away. "Reporting for duty, Captain."
"Well come on," Beck chivvied, picking up Vicky's gear-bag and thrusting it into the old man's arms. "Let's get this tub untied and haul canvas."
Watson lowered the gear bag onto a side seat, secretly thrilled but equally rattled. Handing Vicky over, Beck hopped onto the hard and lugged a case of Champagne onboard. Then, without further ado, she cranked up the engine and set about casting-off. Several onlookers, most of them male, hung over the railing, watching the little blonde tomboy, all in her pretty floral skirt, busy at work below. Vicky, meanwhile, edged into Watson's arms and they exchanged an awkward embrace. The old man cleared his throat. "Sorry about all the... you know... unfortunate behaviour."
"Unfortunate?" Beck scoffed. "Didn't feel unfortunate to me."
"Rebekah!"
"Felt more like two feet long and four inches thick."
"Oh for... shoosh, Moosh. Can't you see I'm trying to apologise?"
"No, no," Vicky demurred, patting his shoulder, "I'm the one who should apologise. I shouldn't have done my nut like that, going on like a jolly pork chop. I should have had faith. I should have shut the heck up and just listened."
"And I should have stayed up on watch." Watson grumbled. "You can walk the plank for that, you know. Deserting your post."
"Should'a, would'a, could'a..." Beck piped up. "Three most useless words in the English language."
Watson slung Vicky's gear-bag over his shoulder, then descended the companionway leaving Vicky upstairs. She watched Beck fussing over the controls for a moment then, grabbing her chance, planted a kiss on the little blonde's lips. "Thanks for rescuing me, Little Mermaid."
"You never leave your buddies behind." Beck said profoundly. "Hang on, no. That's the navy. Anyway, no worries, I'm just glad we managed to get you back. Now shoo, before I run us aground."
Pausing at the hatch, Vicky slung a leg in and found the top step.
"And could you tell the old boy to toss up my bikini?" Beck called after her, "The blue stripy one. And a T-shirt."
"Aye aye, Captain."
Watson appeared a moment later with the requisitioned items. They'd already cleared the marina and the bow was pointing northeast. "Where are we heading, just out of interest?" he asked, as Beck skimmed off her panties and pulled on her bikini bottoms.
"Saint Bees."
"Again?" Watson frowned. "Have you got shares in that bloody joint?"
"You know what?" Beck replied, "Let's just do a reset. Let's go back where the good times began. It'll be going on for dark when we get there. We can all have dinner and a nice cold bottle of Champagne. Hit rewind and just start over."
"Here..." Watson handed over Beck's heavily-blinged iPhone. "Call Tan. Leave a message if she doesn't reply. Tell her everything worked out okay."
"No worries, Dommy. The cat came back. That's what I'll say."
Watson slung an arm around her shoulders and gave her a squeeze. "Where would I be without you, Moosh?"
"I don't know." Beck shrugged. "Living under a bridge somewhere, sleeping under newspapers eating dog food."
Watson heaved a heartfelt sigh, "Oh well, can't win 'em all. You have the con. I'd better nip down and look after our guest."
* * *
There was barely time for a reconciliatory grope before the motion of the boat drove Vicky topsides. She hadn't been signed off on her sea legs yet and with Aurora on a beat, pounding into a one-meter swell and heeling thirty degrees, the new recruit was soon green around gills.
It was far more comfortable up in the cockpit anyway, where she could keep and eye on the horizon while chatting to Beck. And it panned out exactly as the little blonde had predicted. The sun was barely half an hour from setting when they dropped anchor, just in time to see the day-trippers depart, and they set up for dinner- fresh cray cooked on the stern-mounted barbecue, washed down with beer and... what else... French Champagne.
Everyone was feeling a little bruised in the aftermath and the conversation was superficial and stilted. But the food was good and the Champagne was excellent and as a huge moon rose the atmosphere brightened. There was still a way to go to regain yesterday's easy intimacy, and mutual embarrassment hung in the air like a fart in a lift. Not wanting to see the evening ruined by lingering hurts, Beck, in her inimitable style, came up with a cure. "Don't know about you guys," she announced, "but I'm getting cold."
Watson looked up. No small wonder. She was still barely dressed in her bikini bottoms and T-shirt. "Well go and put your hoodie on, idiot."
"I've got a better idea. Why don't we finish our Champers downstairs? Maybe we can play a card game or something."
Vicky shot the old man a glance. 'Something' sounded good, but she was full to the brim with cold humble-pie and didn't know quite where to start.
"What do you want to play?" Watson asked.
Beck looked at him, deadpan. "Snap."
Watson inhaled deeply through his nose then exhaled through puffed cheeks. "What do you say, Vicky? Time to retire?"
Vicky sat, shoulders hunched, hands pressed between her knees. "I guess. Umm... just so I know, where am I sleeping?" As much as she longed to, she couldn't presume she'd be spending the night with the old man, who clearly had other strings to his bow.
Watson looked at her, frowning. "The island, of course. Moosh, Sweetheart? Would you mind dropping her off?"
Vicky's jaw sagged and Beck hammer-fisted his thigh. "Don't be such a fuckwit, Damon Watson, or I'll be dropping you off on the island. Here," she said, leaning forward and getting to her feet, "I'll nip downstairs and make up the settee. Won't take a couple of minutes."
Watson excused himself for a pee off the swim platform, while Vicky went below to use the toilet. By the time she was done, the industrious little blonde had dropped the saloon table and created a king-sized bed out of the settee. She was just smoothing the sheets when Vicky crept up behind her. "Becky?"
Busy making the final adjustments, Beck looked over her shoulder. "What's up, Macca? You look cold."
"Becky?" Vicky said again. She shuddered, hugging herself. "I... I don't know."
Beck flattened her palm on Vicky's forehead. "Not feeling seasick? I've got some Phenergan if you want."
"I don't know, Becky. I don't know."
Watson came down the companionway and joined the gathering. "What's happening, sports fans?"
"Dommy." Beck said, gesturing topsides with her eyes, "I think the shackle's come loose on the snubber. Do me a favour and nip out and check it?"
"The snubber?" Watson's face clouded in borderline confusion. "But I just..."