This is a work of fiction. All characters depicted are 18 years or older.
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STOWAWAY
Aurora was on a broad reach, ploughing through a friendly sea, heading south by east. It was one of those days, crafted specially as a gift for sailors, with a steady fifteen-knot breeze powering the sails, a long rolling swell and very little chop. Leaving George the autohelm to do most of the work, Watson spent the morning working furiously to meet a deadline and was now celebrating the upload with a well-earned beer. Feet up, kicking back in the cockpit, he surveyed his watery domain, the eternally restless seascape, waves driven like beasts before the wind. It was just him, for as far as the eye could see. Just him and his faithful yacht, Aurora, Goddess of the Dawn.
Until a sudden, distant glint shattered his reverie.
Seen through binoculars, the little angular blob turned gradually into a tinny, a small open boat, about five meters long. And a figure, now visible standing in the bow, madly waving. Watson's heart sank. He needed human contact like another hole in the head- or worse, another marriage- but there were few things more compelling than a boat in distress. The window was rapidly closing, where he could still lay claim to plausible deniability, and for a while he toyed with the temptation of turning a blind eye. Then, when he looked again, there were two figures both frantically waving, and a third, just visible sitting between them. Cursing, he dropped the autopilot off and trimmed the sails to make good an intercept.
Drawing up to the boat he lowered the sails, then stepped down to stand on the stern while two of the tinny's occupants stood clapping and cheering. "G'day," Watson hailed, "you guys okay?"
A scrawny male in filthy jeans stood at the bow, shading his eyes. Towards the stern was an overweight woman, clad in straining bib-and-brace overalls, and between the couple a third survivor, a stooped young female in a tattered blue and white dress. She sat with her head hanging down, dirty blonde hair veiling her face. Seasick, Watson thought, poor little sod.
"Jesus Christ," the male said breathlessly, "good onya. We been bobbing around out here for fucken' hours!"
Watson kicked the motor into gear and reverse-thrusted to a wallowing standstill. "What seems to be the problem?"
"Outta' fucken' gas!" the male replied. "And with this fucken' wind up the arse..."
Watson cast a sideways glance at his radio receivers. A nearby distress beacon would have lit up on the display but the screen was unequivocally blank. "No EPIRB?" he asked.
"No fucken' what?"
"EPIRB. Distress beacon."
The male held aloft a yellow emergency transmitter that had last sailed on Noah's Ark. "Fucken' battery's gone flat..."
"Mobile phone?"
The derelict proffered a beaten-up iPhone. "No fucken' service."
"Didn't try your oars?"
The male cast a puzzled glance at his overweight partner. She shrugged.
"Oars?" Watson said again, and mimicked the act of rowing.
"She doesn't have any, mate." the male replied patiently, as if responding to the stupid questions of a tedious child.
"Oh," Watson nodded, "Right."
Right indeed. No fuel, no beacon, no radio. No oars, no food, no water, no fucking idea.
"Couldn't give us a hand, could ya?" the fat woman smiled. Watson counted three or four teeth, though there might have been more rotting away in the crypt of her festering mouth. "And we could use a fucken' drink if you've got one to spare."
Watson looked around, hoping for a miracle- a rescue chopper perhaps, some other boat nearby- but the Universe failed him. "Yeah, sure," he said, "of course. Look, why don't I throw you a line? Wait till I drop the swim platform and I'll pull you up to the stern. Watch your fingers."
The hunched blonde girl didn't so much as look up until the woman seized a fistful of her dress. "For fuck's sake," she hissed, "don't just sit there. Give Uncle Stevie a hand."
The girl dutifully stood, struggling to find her balance on spindly legs, as Watson coiled a rope and made ready to throw. It was an easy catch for the two pairs of hands, but the male fumbled while the blonde took hold. "What the fuck?" the male seethed, snatching the rope from her grasp, "For fuck's sake, Beckah, let the fucken' thing go." Raising her hands in surrender, the girl resumed her seat and her attitude, brow-beaten and miserable, shoulders hunched, head hung low.
As much as it repelled him to do so, Watson offered the bovine woman his hand and helped her aboard. The male paused to ditch an empty bottle over the side, followed by half a dozen empty beer cans, before stepping onto the bow and almost falling in. Landing with a thump he overbalanced and Watson reflexively caught him under one rancid armpit. Straightening, the newcomer brushed himself off, then looked at Watson with a big, triumphant grin. "Jesus Christ," he leered, and Watson recoiled- "how fucken' good is this?"
"Does she need to stay in the boat?" the Cow Woman asked, gesturing at the girl in the tinny.
"Stay in the boat?" Watson shook his head in mild confusion. "What for?"
"While you give us a tow? Does she need to steer it or somethin'?
"Tow?"
"You're gunna give us a tow, aren't ya?"
Watson looked around in desperation. It wasn't so much that it would take him miles out of his way, though that was bad enough. It was more that they would have to stay onboard for the duration and the very idea was making his skin crawl. "I could probably scrape up some fuel if like," he said lamely, "and you can make your own way back. That boat of yours is much quicker than this old tub."
"Our own way back?" The pair looked at each other in mutual alarm. "Which way?"
Watson consulted the bobbing, swirling compass in its binnacle. "That way," he pointed, "about fifteen miles."
"Its probably better if you gave us a tow." the male said. "Can't see the land, mate. We might get lost."
"That's what happened last time." the woman affirmed. "The fucken' land. There one minute, gone the next."
Watson's shoulders sagged. Half a tank of fuel poured into the wrong direction would likely put them beyond the reach of salvation. A tempting thought, but hardly fair on the poor young girl. "Why don't you jump on board Sweetheart?" Watson beckoned.
"Mum?" The girl looked up at her mother, awaiting permission.
"Are you fucken' deaf?" the woman sneered, and Watson caught a whiff of her fetid body odour. "Do what the nice man says."
Watson took the girl's tiny hand and helped her onto the step, then turned and led the boarding party up to the cockpit. "Right!" he said once they'd finished inspecting their new surroundings, "How about that water?"
"Water?" the woman turned up her nose.