This is a work of fiction. All characters depicted are over the age of 18.
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The rigid inflatable was swinging off its davits, a few feet off the water. Reaching inside, Beck unearthed a buoyancy vest and shrugged it on. Zipping it to the neck and buckling the waist strap, she fetched a second vest and handed it to Tanya.
"That's okay, Sweetheart," Tanya waved it off, "I can swim."
Beck tilted her head to challenge the woman from under the peak of her baseball cap. "No floatie, no boatie. It's the law."
"Whose law?" Tanya scoffed.
Beck thumbed herself in the sternum. "My law!"
"Can't argue with that." Tanya shrugged. Tugging the blue and yellow life vest on, she zipped it closed over her ample breasts while Beck tied the tender off and winched it down. Jumping on board, she cast off the davit lines and held the RIB in position while Tanya climbed in. Sitting back, Tanya watched the girl hurry through a checklist, dropping the small outboard, priming the fuel, lowering the throttle arm and slipping curly red dead-man chord over her thin wrist. With two body-twisting wrenches on the pull-start, Beck had the outboard sputtering at idle. She patted the floor next to her. "Sorry, Tan, you'll have to sit here."
Tanya obediently took her place opposite Beck, their legs entwined. Beck cast off, shoving the inflatable free. "You ready?"
"Aye, aye, captain."
Opening the throttle, Beck brought the inflatable up on the plane, squinting into the slipstream, one hand pinning her cap in place, a big white smile on her sun-brown face. Revelling in the role of master and commander, she powered around to the eastern side of the island, skirting the reef, surfing the waves and jumping the swell. Rolling off the throttle where the reef was at its narrowest, she putt-putted carefully over the fangs of coral, watching the sugar-white sand slope up from beneath. With a final burst of power, she beached the RIB and flicked the kill switch.
It was preternaturally silent after the raucous bark of the outboard. As she listened, Tanya could hear the breeze hissing through the feathery crowns of the swaying coconut trees, the crunch of a wave head-butting the beach, followed by the sigh of white-water retreating. "Stunning." she said, turning on the spot. "Just a pity we didn't bring any beach towels."
Beck unzipped her life vest and turfed it into the dinghy, then fetched a large plastic drum from stowage and spun-off the lid. "Like these?" she said, pulling a pair of bright, slightly tatty, but infinitely serviceable beach towels from the drum.
"Jesus." Tanya laughed. "Don't suppose you've got a spare pair of shades?"
Not bothering to look up, Beck proffered a pair of bug-eye polaroids. "These do?"
Tanya slipped them on and shook her head. "Goodness me. How about a nice gin and tonic?"
"All out of tonic I'm afraid." Beck replied matter-of-factly, upending the drum and shaking free a three-pronged grapple and twenty meters of yellow float-rope.
"Going fishing?" Tanya asked.
"Uh huh..." Beck nodded, getting to her feet, "for coconuts."
"Fishing? For coconuts? Wouldn't it be easier just to climb?"
Beck stood back, eyeing-up possible candidates. "Well I used to once, as a matter of fact. Until I fell out of a tree one day and Damon stopped me."
"Oh my god, were you hurt?"
Beck thought back to the joy of clambering, naked, up a tall, slender trunk, the breeze tickling her undercarriage. "No," her sunburnt cheeks wrinkled with a merry smile, "but Damon was. I landed on him."
Tanya giggled. "Oh, the poor man."
"Pity," Beck sighed, "I used to love it. I was good at it too."
Tanya looked around as if making sure the coast was clear. "Go on, then. I won't tell."
"Naah." Beck shook her head, "I'd be breaking my promise."
Shucking off her buoyancy vest, Tanya followed Beck up the gentle incline of the pristine beach. It was like stepping onto another planet. There was not so much as a footprint in the sand, though the tides had cast up a rich abundance of bio-undegradable detritus, from plastic bottles to Styrofoam fishing floats, from fragments of milk crate to cracked rubber flip-flops.
Beck pulled up under a palm tree, ten meters tall, a clutch of bulbous green coconuts clustered at the base of its crown. Pacing backwards a few steps, took a bead, swung the hook through a few tight revolutions and let fly. It sailed up and over in graceful arc, missing the target by a meter or so. Reeling it in, she tried again.
The hook eventually bit and Beck gave the line an exploratory tug, while Tanya stood beside her, shading her eyes. "That's got it!" Beck said, then stepped behind the tree, while Tanya held her ground, peering upwards in anticipation. "Umm, Tan," Beck said, "you might want to come around here. Where it can't hit you."
"Goodness." Tanya tutted, patently impressed, "You think of everything, don't you?"
"More people are killed by falling coconuts every year than are killed by sharks."
"Who says?"
"Damon says."
Tanya put her hands on her hips. "He sure does have a lot to say, doesn't he?"
"Only stuff that matters." Beck shrugged. "Ready?" She took up the slack and with much huffing and grunting pulled in an empty hook. Undeterred, she went through the whole colourful process again and in a couple of minutes had reefed down half a dozen coconuts.
"What are these for?" Tanya asked, helping Beck lug the booty back to the RIB.
"Curries mainly." Beck replied. "And the milk."
"Milk?"
"Coconut juice."
"You don't actually drink that stuff do you? We were warned never to touch it in Asia."
"Nuh uh," Beck shook her head, "it's totally pure."
"That's not what I heard."
"No, it's true. Unless the coconut is rotten or damaged. It's pure enough to use directly for an intravenous drip."
"Oh, rubbish."
"Nu uhh... Damon told me."
"Was he tripping?"
"Here, I'll show you." Delving into a second watertight drum, Beck extracted a rusty old machete and dropped onto the sand on her bottom. Deftly decapitating one of the coconuts, she bored a hole in the furry brown kernel and offered Tanya a sip. She shook her head.
With a shrug, Beck raised the coconut to her lips and poured half the contents down her salt-thirsty throat. Pausing for breath, she held it out.
"No thanks." Tanya said, "Not until it's been sterilised with Vodka."
"It is sterile," Beck reassured her, "honest. Here. Why don't you try."
"Okay," Tanya said then wagged her finger, "but I'm warning you. If I come down with Botulism you're in charge of the bedpans!" Taking a breath, she hoisted the big, fibrous flask to her lips. Half ran down her chest, but she drank deeply and then stood, smacking her lips. "Oh my god!" she exclaimed. "Why Becky. That's flippin' delicious!"
Beck's blue eyes studied her for hint of derision. "Seriously?"
"Seriously. It's... it's... it's flippin' exquisite!"
The girl choked on a smug 'I told you so' then took the coconut back. "Fancy some meat?"
Tanya blinked. "Some what now?"
"Coconut meat." Beck said patiently, wondering if the woman was teasing. Clamping the coconut between the soles of her slender brown feet, she patiently pared away the tough outer husk then hacked her way into the coarse brown kernel. Shaving off a succulent strip of bright white flesh she passed it to Tanya.
Eyes closed, concentrating, Tanya chewed for a moment. "Mmmmmm... MMMMMMM... Becky," she gushed, "this is fantastic! It tastes like... like... I don't know, like a nice Thai curry or something." Beck had a nibble but all she could taste was the same old thing she tasted every other day. Tanya shook the beach towel out and spread it on the sand beside her. "My God, Little Mermaid," she sighed, "you live such an incredible life."
"Hmph..." Beck sniffed, "you can talk."
Hand on the little blonde's shoulder for balance, Tanya crossed her legs and sat down. Reaching behind her back, she tugged at the bow securing her bikini top and her big, beautiful breasts bounced free, firm and round with stiff pink nipples. Beck opened her mouth to speak then closed it again, slightly embarrassed. Summoning her courage, she nodded at Tanya's treasures. "Those are beautiful."
"Really?" Tanya gave her breasts a loving fondle. "Why, thank you, Darling. Why don't you let your own girls out for a play?"
Beck crossed her arms. "They're not allowed." she mumbled bashfully. "Too little."
"Do'h," Tanya scoffed, "didn't anyone ever tell you? More than a mouthful's a waste."
Beck thought about it. The very sight of Tanya's pride and joy was making her groin tingle, they were just so... suckable. On the other hand, the woman's breasts were so full and perfect that her own little appointments seemed pitiful by comparison.
"It's not a competition, Sweetheart." Tanya said gently, as if reading her mind.
In a move as daring as any she'd made, Beck took a breath then reached around and pulled on the bow.
"There you go," Tanya winked, "that didn't hurt. And I don't know why you're being so coy. Those are gorgeous."
Not to mention deeply and evenly tanned.
Beck cupped her little round breasts, a scant handful each, their hard little nipples pressing into her palms. "I wish they were bigger."
"There's plenty of time, Sweetheart."
Looking down, Beck shook her head. "Mmm.. naah. I think they've stopped growing."