The nurse panicked and dropped the syringe. This was getting heavy. She looked at me in total shock - she had not expected to be discovered in her unauthorised activities: she just stood there like stone. What was she doing, and how was it connected to my case?
"What are you up to?" I asked her, doing my best to sound casual, not surprised as I was.
She hesitated a moment, then stammered, "my d-d-duties...I have to...run some tests..."
"No, you're not," I said, because it seemed to me very strange a nurse extracting blood from sleeping babies in this maternity ward. Maybe it was what nurses did, but I suspected it wasn't. Certainly not in the middle of the night.
"You aren't supposed to do that to new-born babies," I continued, completely unsure whether what I was saying was true or not. "My sister is a Midwife," I lied, "so I know exactly what you're supposed to do with newborns, and it isn't stealing their blood."
She blushed, and it was obvious: my gamble had paid off. Often my gambles in the past hadn't paid off, but the worst case scenario was that I would look like a prick - but you had to push the boundaries in my experience: otherwise you got nowhere.
And this time it had indeed paid off.
"You're that Private Eye," she said, meekly, knowing she was rumbled.
"Oh please, that's so fifties. I'm a Claims Investigator - name's Jack Fraser."
"You're a clever man, Jack Fraser."
Was she coming on to me? I wasn't going to be that easy to dupe. Still, as a man, I didn't mind her trying.
"Well," I replied neutrally, "I have a young model who is claiming her pregnancy was brought about by a certain well-known actor, and the blood tests revealed the baby wasn't even hers, let alone his." She didn't seem to be surprised about this. "Now that means something's gone wrong somewhere."
She was a looker, there was no doubt about that. Five foot two, long blonde hair, pretty face. Her sweet curves were tightly bound by her blue uniform, her hair under a small, perfectly white hat, her legs covered by white nylon. And she knew she was attractive, she was trying to use it by slowly moving towards me. I could smell her perfume over the disinfectant hospital smell.
"You gonna call the police?"
"Maybe," I shrugged.
She saw that I wasn't having any of the flirting. Sure, she was a vixen, but I couldn't let my favourite limb ruin this case that I'd been working on for weeks. This case was worth a lot of money to me.
The surprises weren't finished there. A tear trickled down her cheek. I wasn't going for the sympathy thing, but...
"They'll kill me," she whispered, forcing back the tears. "Please, please..."
Hell, I really didn't want to get into an organised crime racket.
"Who? Who is behind this?" I asked.
"I can't...can't tell you."
"I'm afraid you're going to have to," I tried to be sensitive, "if you tell me, maybe I can help you...there are protection schemes we can get you in, you know."
She shook her head, "no, you don't understand. I'll die...without them..."
Some kind of addict?
"Look, we can get you help...doctors...anything you need."
"No."
She went over to the side, and began washing out the syringe.
"What's this about? Tell me. If you don't..." the threat was unnecessary - she knew the score.
"You haven't told anyone else of your suspicions, have you?" she asked.
"No one knows but me. You're safe in that direction."
"Well then, let's get out of here." She dried her hands and came towards me again. "I can't talk here."
She walked out of the door, and I said, "you're not on duty?"
She stopped, "no, not tonight."
*
We went to my office on the other side of town. I found out little on the journey save for the fact that her name was Naomi.
"Take a seat," I said, as we stepped inside the murky little room I called professional home. Naomi sat on the chair in front of my desk, crossing her legs in an alluring manner, perhaps she was trying to attract me. She wasn't doing a bad job. She looked divine.
"So," I sighed, taking my seat on the other side of the desk, "where do you want to begin? Who are you working for?" I asked.
"You strike me as an intelligent man," she said, "so I know you'll find what I have to tell you very difficult to believe."
"Try me," I said.
"Yes," she said, "I think I will. Ordinarily, I wouldn't tell you a thing: I'd have to take any form of punishment you'd care to give me, but I would not talk."
"So why are you?"
"There's a good chance you're the man we've been looking for."
This was very confusing.
"I don't want to join the mob," I stressed.
She smiled, "I don't work for the mob. Any mob. What do you really think we do?"
"You steal babies and replace them with others."
She unfastened the top two of the buttons of her uniform, making herself a little more comfortable, and emphasising the soft rise of her chest.
"Very good. No one else has ever come so close to finding out what we do."
"And you think I could help you with these baby-snatching activities?" I said with disgust.
"No, no. Your role would be entirely different. You could save your gender."
"What?"
This was very strange. What on earth was this all about? Save my gender? What was going on?
"It's true."
"Who do you work for? Where are you from?"
"I'm from an island, right in the middle of the Mediterranean. Very large, but completely unknown to your kind."
"What? You hardly look like you're from the Mediterranean."
"We're of every race on earth, don't be misled."
"Where is this island? How come I've never heard of it?"
"It was once called Atlantis by your kind, before we managed to hide it from your uncivilised eyes."
"Nonsense."
"Not at all, Mr Fraser. Our nation is very old, far older than any civilisation recorded in your histories. And for millennia, we've had no men there."
"You need to be committed. How do you people reproduce?"
"We don't reproduce, we take our population from the best female babies born in the world. There is a wide network of sisters out here."
"What is your goal? What are you doing it all for?"
"Why, to wipe out men."
That was a pretty humungous claim. But why did I believe her? I'd come across plenty of lunatics in my time, but this girl just had that air of truth about her.
"How do you propose to do that?"
"We have had some of the greatest thinkers of the world working on the synthesis of sperm. One day, we will be able to chemically manufacture perfect sperm, and so the use of men in the world will be rendered closed."
"Then you'd take over the world?"
"Something like that."
"But then you'd be losing out on so many things men can do for you..."
"Yes, yes, we would. But then we would also lose your aggression, your cruelty, your crime, your war, your wastage of world materials. But you're right, we would be missing out on many things, too."
"Love."
"Yes, love. Women can love each other, but the women on our island do miss out on heterosexual love."
"So what do you propose to use me for?"
"To re-educate the masses."
"How do you mean?"