Author's Note: An accident shrinks a thirty five year old man to just over three feet tall.
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In the next hour or so the uniformed police left in their squads and then they were followed out of the building by a half dozen people, including Ms. Joyce. I would recognize her from almost any distance by her height and the way she stands. Her father, Paul Joyce, was standing beside her. He's at least a head taller so it's hard to mistake the two of them. Eventually there was only Ms. Joyce and her father standing there. I wondered what she was telling him. He took her in his arms and held her for a long time and then the two of them headed for their cars.
I left the building and went to the spot I'd pointed out to her. She waited until her father had gone through the main gate before she started up and made a wide swing across the parking lot. Her car slowed to a stop and when the passenger door popped open, I jumped in on the floor and she immediately started forward swinging the door shut. I stayed huddled down on the floor as she approached the main gate. She slowed and waved to the guard, but she didn't stop.
We were a short distance away when she let her window down and said, "What the hell did you get into? You stink to high heaven."
"You'd stink too if you were hiding between bags of fertilizer. I was almost trapped in the lawn equipment building. I saw you talking to your father. Did you tell him what happened?"
"No, I was going to, but he was so broken up with the death of Uncle Ben I just couldn't add to his burden. I'll have to talk to him sooner or later. In the meantime, I'll have to take responsibility for my decisions." "What happened with the police?" "Arty, I really don't want to go over that again. It seems like I've been talking to them for hours on end. Trust me, I don't think there is anything we have to do about the police for now. My problem is what will I do with you."
"Funny you should say that, I've been thinking the same thing."
"Just be quiet for now, I'm going to my thinking place." She drove on for about twenty minutes and I sensed that we were going up a steep hill. I was trying to think what was nearby when she stopped. I stood up and looked around. It was dark in back of us, but out the front window was a wide panorama of city lights below us. She said, "This land belongs to a friend of father's and I come here whenever I have to think through a serious problem."
"It's a well hidden spot. You could bump me off and hide my body and shazam, problem solved."
"Jones, another wisecrack like that one and I'll be tempted."
"I'm sorry, Ms. Joyce. It's an old habit of mine to make wisecracks when I'm frightened and I admit, I'm scared my size is permanent."
"Apology accepted and since you've already mooned me with your bare butt, you probably can call me Sue, like my friends."
"I'd rather call you Suzanne, like the Professor did."
She was quiet for awhile and then she said, "Suzanne's a little girl's name. The only men I've ever allowed to call me that are my father and Uncle Ben."
"Then we'd be even, because you and the Professor are the only two people in the world who have called me Arty."
"Alright, Suzanne it is, Arty. Now, I do know that you'll have to remain out of sight for the foreseeable future. I really don't think the police will be a problem, but if anyone recognizes you, we've gone through all this trouble for nothing. My only thought is to take you to my home and before I do that there are a couple of people in my home you should know about, Maria and Arilla."
"My mother died when I was born and father hired Maria's mother to be my wet nurse and care for me. She was a widow with a teenage daughter, Maria, and an infant son. They all came to live with us. Maria's mother took care of the house and her infant son and Maria took charge of me. Father was busy starting his research company so Maria was my constant companion. She got me up in the morning and put me to bed at night. She's been my friend and confidant ever since. She runs my home so there is no way I can bring you there without her knowing what's going on."
"Maria has a thirty year old married daughter, Arilla, who lives nearby and she's at our house almost every day, so I'll have to talk to her as well. She'll listen to Maria, but she also can be a flake. She married a man who hates steady work. They were really struggling when Arilla got pregnant and Maria begged father to find him a job. Father hired him as his personal driver and he also works in the Research Center's garage. The two of them live in an apartment above father's garage, which is only a couple of blocks away from my house. Maria's happy with her daughter and new grandson living nearby. She had a son that died when he was about three or four and maybe this grandson's filling that void."
"I've come up with a story that I think will keep both of them from asking too many questions. I'll tell them that Uncle Ben was running an experiment when he had a heart attack so we don't know all the details. We don't know what happened and you've been unable to tell us. I think it's best if you don't try to talk and explain anything because we'd never keep our stories straight. If I tell Maria and Arilla that father and I would be prosecuted if someone finds you, I know they'll never tell anyone. Arilla may be a flake, but she'd never go against her mother."
"Somehow we have to find a way to hide you if someone stops in unexpectedly. Anyone who knew Art Jones would recognize you immediately. The more I look at you, it's hard to picture you as a small man; you look more like a young boy. It's your eyes that give you away. Anyone who looks at them closely won't see an innocent young boy looking back at them. Maybe you should act shy and keep your eyes looking downward. And for God's sake, don't keep undressing every woman you see with your eyes. There's not a woman at the Research Center that wouldn't recognize those eyes."
"Well at least I'm known for something. All these years I figured you and most women at the Research Center didn't know I was alive".
"Arty, most of the women who know you think you're a nice guy, but you're so intense you scare them away. Uncle Ben said that you were the most intense young man he's ever known. He admired that because you focused on what he was working on, but most people don't take things that seriously."
"This is coming from a woman who acts like she eats, sleeps and drinks nothing but being the Research Company's Administrator".
"OK, we'll compare personalities later. Right now, do you have any problem with what I'm suggesting?"
"Nope, you've stuck you neck out for me so I'll play this anyway you want me to."
"Let's go home then."
"Wait, there's something I almost forgot. When the Professor was doing his preliminary work he expanded a pair of field mice to the size of lab rats and shrunk a pair of lab rats to the size of field mice. They need to be rescued from the lab. The problem is anyone who knows lab animals will find they're not the right size. It could bring some unwanted publicity."