I stood there stupidly for a minute with my dick at half-mast and my pants to my knees before an errant breeze wafting coolly across my genitals reminded me that I should get dressed. I pulled my pants up, put the cups in the sink, and walked to the bathroom for another shower.
The warm water cascading over my skin cleared my somewhat muddled mind. This thing with the neighbor lady was all so sudden and fast. One minute she is giving me a cake to welcome us to the neighborhood. The next minute I am giving it to her in the ass. Talk about whirlwind romances.
I heard the front door close about the time I was stepping out of the shower. "Are you home Mickey?" I heard my mother ask.
"Yeah Mom," I replied. "I'm in the shower."
"Ok." She said in response.
I dried myself and got dressed. I was stepping through the door as my Mother walked down the hall.
"You'd better zip your pants young man." She said as she passed me.
I reached down to pull up my zipper. "This is becoming a habit." I thought to myself. At least I was wearing underwear this time.
My mother stopped suddenly about two paces past me and said without turning, "You've got a girlfriend."
"What?" I replied dumbfounded.
"You've got a girlfriend." She repeated. She turned toward me and said again, "You have a girlfriend." She started walking back toward me and said as she walked, "A mother knows when her baby boy has a girlfriend. And I bet you're having sex too."
"What makes you think that?" I asked flabbergasted.
"Oh a Mother knows these things." She said airily as she continued to advance on me. "Now tell me where'd you meet her, at school, at work? Do I know her?" She asked before answering her own query, " Of course I don't know her."
This whole line of questioning made me very uncomfortable. I wanted to object to her inquiry into my personal life but all I could get out was, "Oh Mom."
She said, "Well if you aren't going to tell me, I guess I'll just have to torture it out of you."
I responded, "You wouldn't."
She responded, "I sure would."
I was horribly ticklish and I knew she intended to tickle the information out of me. With a devilish smile on her lips she advanced toward me. I tried to beat her to the punch, but she had her hands in the pits of my arms before I could fend her off. I responded by tickling her and before I knew it we had dropped to our knees and then we were both writhing on the floor, our fingers painfully probing at our most sensitive regions, and laughing outrageously.