Ch. XIII: Leon and Une
Blanche recommended to Alice that she go to the fuck show that her brother, Roi, was watching. Alice followed the directions that Blanche gave and soon found Roi seated on the ground, busily writing in his memorandum book while watching the activities of people fucking each other. He was a rather fat man, a feature he shared with Blanche, and he also had her very fair hair and ivory white skin.
"I love to see them all going!" Roi cried in a tone of delight, on seeing Alice. "It's such fun!"
At this moment, someone whom Alice had met before arrived - it was in fact Mouse's friend, Harold; he had been running and was far too much out of breath to say a word and could only wave his hands about. He opened a bag that hung round his neck and handed some cellophane-wrapped sandwiches to Roi, who devoured them greedily.
Harold was much the same as Alice last saw him, except that he was wearing a hood over his head, which with the bag strapped round his shoulder was all that he wore. "More sandwiches!" said Roi.
"There's nothing left," Harold said, peeping into the bag. "However, I have it on good information that Leon and Une are going to be at it again."
"Leon and Une?" wondered Alice.
"Yes," said Roi: "and you'll never have seen a pair to compare with them I'm sure. Let's run and see them." And they trotted off.
"What are they at?" Alice asked as well as she could, for the run was putting her quite out of breath.
"Fucking, of course!" said Roi. "Whatever else!"
Alice had no more breath for talking; so they trotted in silence, till they came into sight of a great crowd, in the middle of which two people were indeed fucking. From where she was she wasn't sure what was so special about this fuck show. Leon must have been the man, and he was a very hairy man with a beard as well as a thick mane of shoulder-length hair. He was a large man with a very powerful frame. Une had beautiful white skin just like Blanche and Roi's, and long, totally white, hair which came right down to her buttocks and probably beyond. She had one of the most beautiful faces Alice had ever seen, but it was impossible to be sure of her age: she wasn't a young girl, that was sure, but she certainly didn't seem too old. From what Alice could see her body was perfect in every way - delicate in the limbs, with wide hips and perky apple-shaped breasts.
Alice, Harold and Roi placed themselves close to where Howard was standing watching the fuck with a can of beer in one hand and a shish kebab in the other.
"He's only just out of prison," Harold whispered to Alice: "he'd been found committing an act of gross indecency in public. That's why we're here, where there aren't any silly laws on things like that. How are you, dear boy?" he went on, putting his arm affectionately round Howard's neck.
Howard looked round and nodded, and went on with his shish kebab.
"How are they getting on with the fuck?" asked Roi.
Howard made a desperate effort, and swallowed a large chunk of kebab. "They're getting on very well," he said in a choking voice: "each of them has come about eighty-seven times."
"Then I suppose they'll soon want to rest?" Alice ventured to remark.
There was a pause in the fucking just then, and Leo and Une sat down, panting, while Roi called out "Ten Minutes for a rest!" Alice could now see why Leon and Une's fucking had been such an event, for Leon had quite the largest penis that Alice had ever seen. It must have been over six inches long in its current shrivelled state and when erect must have been over eighteen inches long. His testicles were also of the same dimensions, the whole weight of his groin embroidered by dark tawny pubic hair and the hair of his upper thighs. Une must also have been a bit of a freak to contain such an enormous prick, and indeed, Alice could see that Une's vagina was unusually large and appropriately sized for her wide pear-shaped figure. There was just about enough space, Alice reckoned, for Leon's erect penis to get in, if it was as deep as it was wide.