This is a contribution to the "Hammered: an Ode to Mickey Spillane" event that Chloe Tzang has organized. As the title says, it's the first chapter of a longer story. I'll be publishing the subsequent chapters in regular, close intervals.
Harry lives seventy-five years after Mike Hammer debuted, but the streets of New York City are still brutal for the unlucky. There are hard men and beautiful women. There is violence and death and sex because that's what you get when you put those two together.
Harry is a little less quick with his fists than Mike, but when the dark moments come, a man has to do what he thinks is right--maybe not in the eyes of the law but certainly in his own--or else circle down the moral drain with his foes. People die, sometimes for the wrong reasons, and someone should do something about those.
I hope you enjoy it.
--C
CHAPTER 1
You know the old clichΓ©, "He was wearing nothing but a platinum blonde"? I hate it when they're blondes because it reminds me of Amber. I ignored the stab and did my job.
Natasha Sullivan grabbed for a blanket, but my phone was live-streaming.
Walter Sullivan--who was not the man under her, of course--appreciated the reverse-cowgirl full-frontal that sailed over the ether onto his computer because it left no room for denial.
I appreciated the massive tits that had been pointed toward the ceiling as she put her weight back on her hands and pogoed that cootch up and down on Jordan H. Regan IV's dick.
The chambermaid appreciated the Benjamin for swiping her passkey through a lock and walking away.
Natasha Sullivan screamed at me. I didn't speak that language, so don't ask me what she said.
JHR swore he'd kill me. The tangled bedclothes turned his lunge out of bed into an ungraceful tumble beside it. I wasn't worried anyway. The only thing impressive about him was what was wilting between his legs. The rest looked like it was toned by nothing more than bronzer.
I backed out the door and headed for the back stairs at a trot. I'd told the chambermaid to give it two minutes then call security all distraught and tell them someone had snatched her credentials off her cart. It never pays to leave those who help you in the lurch, and they'd know whose keycard opened that door.
My landlord appreciated that I'd be making rent.
β’ β’ β’
I didn't know the office wasn't empty until I was one step inside.
"It took me a while to find you."
Jordan Regan sat on my couch in a suit that cost more than I took home in a couple of months. I was already in motion because I remembered his words from when I'd last seen him. The second guy, the one I didn't see because he was behind the swing of the door, had other ideas.
He wasn't much bigger than an Amazon delivery truck. I bounced off the forty-eight-ounce ham masquerading as his fist. When I steadied myself off the wall and set my feet under me, he smiled and waggled his finger "no" at me. The glint of gold in his mouth where most of us had ivory told me something. The couple of detours his nose took as it made its way down from his face told me the same thing.
"Relax, Mr. Morgan," Regan said. "We're not here for trouble."
It didn't seem like it mattered to the truck in front of me either way. He was still grinning. But I didn't want trouble either. I wanted easy. I slid sideways toward my desk.
"You're here to thank me for freeing you from a relationship gone stale?" I asked as if this were an ordinary visit.
"If you're contemplating the revolver attached inside the well of your desk, it's not there anymore."
I froze. "It better be." I'd inherited that gun from my father, one of the few things that survived Mom's drinking problem after his death. Big guy or no, we were going to have a problem if it was gone.
"Again... relax, Mr. Morgan. Mitchell here somewhat liked it, but I pointed out that we have business and that might get us off on the wrong foot. It's in your bottom drawer with the bullets removed. And while we are on that subject, we are also aware that you sometimes carry a gun under your jacket. Please, let's just talk."
I sometimes did, an M&P Shield in.45, but I wasn't today. I slowly shrugged off my windbreaker under the watchful eyes of Mitchell, displaying all the nothing underneath, and moved to my desk chair.
"So, what's our business?"
"I want you to find someone. They took something that belonged to me, and I want it back."
"And you came to me because...?"
"I came to you because two things stuck in my memory once I got over my ire at you. The first was that you almost certainly broke the law in catching us. Even that final scene for Mr. Sullivan's benefit was a minor felony or two. That's a useful side of your character. The second is that you
did
catch us even though we were very careful, and I'm not a newbie at being careful."
I did and he had been. He contemplated me with thin amusement before continuing.
"There's a third reason. I'm not entirely over my pique. Natasha had the body of a goddess and was extraordinarily uninhibited about sharing it. You owe me, Mr. Morgan, and I'm here to collect."
If nothing had done so before, that told me this wasn't, "Go find my lost aunt." This was payback and that meant it wasn't safe for Mrs. Morgan's little boy.
"You've heard about the police?"
His smile held no humor. "I'm sure it's patently obvious that there will be no police report. We will make some inquiries from our side, but well, it's not exactly our area of expertise. Besides, I think it's prudent to have more than one horse in a race."
"And if I decline?"
"It seems to me"--he glanced around the office--"that you're not in the best financial shape. I need resolution within three weeks. Three thousand a day plus any reasonable expenses. Sixty large could go a long way to alleviating your condition, I think. Much better than my irritation continuing."
Mitchell's smirk showed me the irritation option suited him just fine.
Regan and I tugged at each other's eyeballs. His blinked first. It wasn't amusement. It was far colder.
"And of course, there's your uncle in the care facility out on the island. Or the ex-wife... though she might not be on your Christmas list, so perhaps not. But closer to home, that assistant of yours, Jessica Savard. I prefer women who are more curvaceous myself, but a certain type of man wouldn't mind offering her a job. I probably know people who know people."
The cold stare left no doubt what type of "job" that was: one where you spent a lot of time in rooms like I'd caught him in, but you didn't get to say, "I quit." I could see Mitchell's eyes as his boss's last words sank in. That febrile stare would have had any competent nurse reaching for a thermometer.
As quickly as it came on, Regan's expression disappeared, and the smile came back. "Three thousand a day, reasonable expenses, report to me on Fridays at this number." He laid a business card on my desk. And waited.