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A Plumber Cums To Call

A Plumber Cums To Call

by dwcove
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Another long one at almost 18,000 words. I hope you enjoy it...

A Plumber Cums to Call.

One.

Soho, London, August 1975.

Vince lay on the floor of the kitchen, his head under the sink, a heavy wrench in his hand. He heard the clack of high-heeled shoes on the tiles, then a pair of legs, that went on forever, straddled his prone body.

"Cup of tea, Mr Plumber?" said a seductive voice. "I can see you're getting all hot and sweaty under there."

"I'll have your pipes sorted out in no time," Vince chuckled.

"I've got some other equipment that needs a good flush out too," the leggy blonde said. "Can you help with that?"

Vince clambered to his knees, coming face to face with a tiny pair of denim shorts, wrapped around enticingly curvy hips. The blouse above them was tied just beneath her breasts, showing a deep cleavage, but no bra.

"Where is this equipment," he asked, as the blonde helped him to his feet.

"It's in the bedroom," she simpered, leading him from the room. "Come with me."

"Cut!" yelled the director. "Fuck! Why it is so hot?" Gino Galletto mopped the sweat from his bald head and drained his glass of water. "Let's take five minutes, then do the bedroom scene. Are you ok, Meees Doris?"

Doris smiled at both his concern, and his heavy Italian accent. "I'm fine, Gino. Are the showers working again?"

"Yes, we got a plumber to feeex them... Haha! A plumber," he chortled at his joke. The showers at Backdoor Productions had been broken for over a week, and this was the hottest summer anyone could remember.

Gino passed a glass of water to Vince. "Are you ready, Meester Vince?"

"Yeah. I'll need a little help if we're going straight into the sex scene, though."

"Can we have the fluffer, please?" Gino called.

Vince watched the little redhead walk towards him. She knelt, never meeting his gaze, and unfastened his jeans. His half hard cock looked huge in her small hands.

"Hello," Vince said.

She looked up, her vivid green eyes meeting his for the first time. "Hi."

"You're new," Vince said, as she worked his cock back to some semblance of hardness.

"Mmm-hmm. I started today."

"Where's Meiying?" he asked, then groaned as the girl sunk her mouth over his hardening prick.

She pulled back, leaving a string of saliva trailing from her lips to his cock. "She quit. Now be quiet, I can't talk with my mouth full."

Vince closed his eyes and enjoyed the sensation of her lips on his solid erection. She was good, but he was worried about Meiying. She'd said nothing about quitting her job, and they'd been pretty close these last few months. He'd call at her flat on his way home.

"Let's get to work," Gino called.

The redhead released his cock, and gave him a shy smile.

"I'm Vince," he said, "What's your name?"

"Elsie."

"Well thank you, Elsie," Vince smiled as he walked to the bedroom set.

Vince took Doris' hand and glanced at Gino.

"A Plumber Cums to Call, starring Vince Vigour and Doris Desire. And... action!" he called.

"What needs flushing in here?" Vince said. There was seldom a script to learn. Gino just talked them through the plot, and they ad libbed the rest.

"I've got a problem," Doris said, untying the knot in the front of her blouse. Her substantial breasts spilled out, and Vince stuttered.

"W... what are you doing? Your husband might come home at any minute!"

Doris reached out and cupped Vince's crotch. "My husband is abroad, and I need a good stiff rod to clear my pipes out."

Doris pressed her tits into Vince's chest as her arms snaked around his neck. She kissed him, then pulled back to unfasten his shirt buttons.

Vince cupped her voluptuous breasts, teasing the stiffening nipples. "You probably need to lie down if you want to be thoroughly rodded," he said, peeling off her skimpy top, and unbuttoning her shorts.

Doris shimmied out of the scrap of denim, and lay back on the bed. Her long legs splayed out to show her shaved pussy, glistening in the glare of the studio lights.

Vince crawled up between her thighs and caught the first whiff of her scent. "Are you actually turned on?" he whispered.

"Lick my pussy, make me cum," she said for the cameras, then whispered, "You know I love working with you, Vince. Lick me out, and I may not have to act today."

He dropped his mouth to her sweating crotch, running his tongue up her smooth crease. The flavour of horny blonde, mixed with the salty sweat on his tongue, and Doris gasped.

"Clean out my tubes, Mr Plumber-man," she said, "Then you can run your thick rod up my pipework... Ungh!"

"And... cut!" Gino shouted.

"Keep it running, Gino," Doris snapped, "This is real, so get it on film."

"Oh, you two work so well together. Pan round to this side and keep the camera running. Hurry, hurry!"

Doris' hips were straining upwards as Vince's tongue found her clit. She wove her scarlet fingernails into his hair, pulling him into her drooling cunt, as her belly spasmed, and she screamed.

"Yes! YES! Oh, fuck! Cumming!"

Vince stripped off his tee-shirt and jeans, as Doris gasped for breath.

"Keep running?" Gino asked.

Doris nodded. "Let me see how big your tool is, Mr Plumber. Will it fit in here?" she said, spreading her pussy open.

Vince knelt on the creaking mattress, and lined his cock up with her wet slit. Doris moaned as he fed eight inches of hard flesh into her, and placed his hands either side of her head.

"I'll give you the high-pressure treatment, madam. I think you may have a serious blockage in here."

"Fuck me!" Doris squealed. "Ram your tool into me hard."

"Are you ready for me?" Vince panted, sweat pouring down his back under the hot lights.

Doris' eyes rolled back in her head, and she shuddered wildly as Vince's pounding continued.

"And... cut!" Gino called. "Let's set up for the money shot."

"Jesus, Vince. You're on form today," Doris wheezed, climbing to her knees. "Elsie! Come here a minute."

Doris whispered to the young fluffer, and she scurried off, returning with a wet cloth and a bucket. She cleaned Vince's cock, then knelt to suck him again.

"We really must stop meeting like this," Vince chuckled.

"Mmmph!" said Elsie.

"You can stop now," he said, tapping the redhead on the shoulder. "I'm ready."

"Action," Gino said.

Vince jacked his prick as he stood inches from Doris' face. She smiled and opened her mouth, pink tongue tracing red lips. "Come on, Mr Plumber-man. Turn on that hose-pipe."

Vince groaned as cum splashed across Doris' face, dripping from her left eye and cheek. The second blast covered her nose, and the third sprayed directly into her gaping mouth.

"And... cut!"

Doris retched, and waved Elsie over with the bucket, spitting the viscous white liquid out, and grabbing the cloth to wipe her face. "Fuck, I hate that stuff," she muttered.

"Sorry," Vince said.

"Meh! Part of the job. I've tasted worse." She turned to Elsie. "Look in my bag, over there. There's a tin of condensed milk. Bring it for me, will you."

Elsie opened the tin and trickled the thick, sticky syrup onto Doris's upturned face. She poured a good slug into her mouth, then stood back as the camera whirred to life again.

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Doris toyed with the mouthful of fake cum, then swallowed. "Mmmh! I love your big tool, Mr Plumber-man. When can I have another treatment?"

"And... cut!" Gino said. "Great stuff, boys and girls, let's get cleaned up and I'll buy you all a drink at the Dog & Duck. Billy, get that film processed tonight, I want to start editing tomorrow."

"Let's get showered," said Doris. "You coming, Vince, Elsie?"

Vince smiled and picked up his discarded clothing, Elsie hesitated.

"Iss ok. You work here, you get to use the showers," Gino said. "You're a good fluffer. Can you work Thursday?"

Elsie nodded.

"Bene! Good, good. Ten in the morning. Ok?"

"Thank you, Mr Galletto," Elsie said, following Vince.

* * *

"Are you coming to the Dog & Duck?" Doris said, towelling her impressive tits dry.

"I need to study," Elsie said, pulling on a pair of flared jeans and a Bay City Rollers tee-shirt.

"I'll catch you up," said Vince. "I'm going to drop by Meiying's place."

"Yeah. What's happened to Meiying?" Doris asked.

"That's what I want to know," said Vince.

oOo

Two.

Soho, London, August 2015.

Vince pulled his office door closed and walked down the hall towards reception. The girl behind the desk smiled at him.

"Goodbye, Mr Smith. When are you in next?"

"Just two days a week now, Jackie, Thursday and Friday. I'm sure my sons don't need me at all really."

"Nonsense!" she said, "They're in and out of your office all the time, when you're here."

"Probably checking up on the old man," he smiled. "Goodnight, Jackie."

* * *

Vince strolled down the street towards Oxford Circus station. He pushed open the door of the little corner delicatessen, smiling at the portly lady behind the counter.

"The usual, Mr Smith?" she asked, reaching for the Spanish chorizo in the chiller.

"Please, Abby. Just 200 grams, the more I buy, the more I eat!"

The bell on the shop door jangled again, and Abby nodded to whoever had entered. Vince searched his pockets for some cash.

"Vince? Vince Vigour?" said a voice beside him.

That was a name from the past. A name with many memories attached to it, but who would remember it now, so many years later. He turned, and his mouth fell open.

"Doris?"

She laughed, and the years seemed to slide off her face. The waves of blonde hair still cascaded around her shoulders, the blue eyes sparkled, though the wrinkles were obvious.

"That was only ever a stage name, you know. My name is Sally. Sally Mackay. How are you, Vince?"

Vince's mouth worked, but no sound emerged. It was like meeting an old lover, but without the inevitable hard feelings. They'd shared their bodies dozens of times, each occasion preserved for posterity.

"I... I'm fine, umm, Sally. Sorry, It's a bit of a shock after so long. It must be forty years."

"It must be. What are you doing now? You look good in a suit!"

Vince reached up to straighten his tie. "Retiring director of V. Smith Ltd. You?"

"Retired director of Starz talent agency. My daughter runs it now."

Abby coughed from behind the counter. "Your Chorizo, Mr Smith," she said, holding out the white paper bag.

"Oh, sorry, thanks," Vince said, handing a twenty over the counter.

"Chorizo?" whispered Sally. "Still playing hide the sausage, Vince?"

Vince glanced at Abby, but there was no sign that she'd heard Sally's remark. She returned Vince's change and went to serve another customer. He grinned back at Sally.

"Can we meet up sometime... a coffee or something?" he asked, reaching into his pocket for a business card.

Sally rummaged in her bag, finally locating her own card. She exchanged hers for Vince's, glanced at it, and smiled.

"Really?" she said, grinning.

"Really," Vince said, "I've got to run for my train. I'll call you."

"Looking forward to it," Sally said, watching him leave.

oOo

Three.

Soho, London, August 1975.

Vince knocked on the peeling red painted door again. There was still no reply. The door of the flat across the landing opened, and a wizened Chinese woman peered out.

"She not here any more," the woman croaked.

"Meiying? Where did she go?" Vince asked.

"Don't know."

"Are you a relative, a friend?" Vince said, crossing to the old woman's door. "I need to find her."

"Hah!" the woman said, "She from Beijing, I from Fuzhou. Not even speak same dialect. Rent man say she owe two weeks. He want to find her too."

"Does she have any family?" Vince asked.

"You boyfriend?" the woman said, ignoring the question.

"Yes."

"Maybe she get tired of you. Go away some place," she said, pushing her door closed.

Vince's shout of "Fuck!" echoed around the concrete stairwell as he charged down the steps and out onto Dean Street.

* * *

"Did you find her?" Doris asked, as Vince joined their table in the corner of the bar.

"No. Do you know where Meiying has gone, Gino?" Vince said.

"She quit on Friday. Said she had family problems," he said. "She didn't say where she was going. Maybe back to China?"

"Thanks," Vince said, slumping in his chair.

"Were you two...?" Doris said.

"Yeah."

"She's pretty."

Vince sighed. "She's gone."

* * *

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Thursday morning, they were all on set at Backdoor Productions for the filming of Doctor Dick's Treatment. Vince was a doctor, and Doris a nurse, and they'd just got their costumes on, when their patient rushed in the door.

"Sorry! Tommy was too sick to go to school, I had to get a neighbour to watch him," Alana said, stripping off her coat. "Who am I today?"

"You are the patient for Doctor Dick and Nurse Desire. Put on the hospital gown, please," Gino said, glancing at his watch.

"Does your husband know what you do for a living?" Doris asked, as Alana stripped in front of them.

"Nah!" she laughed, "He thinks I work at the supermarket. I put a shop girl's wages into the joint account each week. He's none the wiser."

"What do you do with the rest of the money?" Vince said, "You must make four times what a shop girl earns."

Alana turned so Doris could tie the back of the hospital gown, lifting her huge tits to a more comfortable position. "I'm saving it up."

"What for?"

"So I can leave his cheating ass. He's been fucking his secretary for years - He thinks I don't know."

"Come on, come on, into the bed, Alana," Gino fussed, "We have two movies to make today."

* * *

The plot was thin, as always, but the trio ended up on the hospital bed. Doris was spread, naked, with Alana between her legs, licking her pussy. Vince fucked Alana from behind, her huge tits swinging wildly as he slammed into her.

"Oh, yes, Mrs Love. Lick me harder!" Doris squealed.

"Here comes your injection, Mrs Love," Vince said as he pumped his juice into Alana's slippery cunt.

Alana shuddered and collapsed face down as the camera filmed a close-up of Vince's cock pulling out, and his cum trickling from her reddened pussy.

"And... cut!" Gino shouted. "Doris, I want a shot of you licking the cum from Alana's fica... um, how you say... her pussy."

"I don't do cum," Doris said, "Elsie, is there any condensed milk left?"

"In the fridge," Elsie said, "I'll get it."

Gino paced impatiently as Elsie bathed Alana's mound, and trickled the sticky milk onto her washed crotch.

"And... action!" Gino called.

Alana moaned, as Doris lapped at her sticky pussy. She pulled Doris in tighter as her hips juddered and shook. "Gaaah! Fuck you're good, nurse," she squealed.

"And... cut!"

"Keep going, I can go again, Doris!" Alana pleaded. Doris' tongue flicked at her engorged clit, over and over, as the sensations built in Alana's belly once more. She mashed her lovers face into her wet pussy as a brief stream of girl-cum poured from her dripping slit.

"Unngh! Thanks, Babe. You got a boyfriend?"

Doris grinned, "No, not at the moment."

"When I leave that fuckin' cheat, Arthur, you wanna shack-up with me?"

"Thanks for the offer," Doris said, wiping Alana's juice from her chin, "But I'm too fond of cock."

"Shame."

"Let's go, ladies," Gino shouted, "I don't pay you to run a dating service here. We got another film to make. Alana, onto the bedroom set for 'The Postman cums Twice'. Roger will be here soon. Vince, Doris, get into costume, we need to shoot the kitchen scene for the plumber film again. The focus was all wrong."

* * *

The scene was quickly re-shot, and Vince and Doris stood watching the action on the second set. Roger Rigid was a well known actor on the adult circuit. Women loved him, men envied him, but the person who loved him most was himself.

Alana was sprawled across the bed, while Roger paced up and down.

"Move the camera over there!" he said, pointing to the window.

"I am the director," Gino said. "Get back to work."

"I'm just trying to teach you something here," Roger said, "I'm trying to make your little film better."

Gino's face was flushed now. "How much I pay you?"

"Three hundred a film. Why?"

"That money means I get to tell you what to do on set," Gino seethed. "If I want film-making lessons, I ask Sergio Leone."

"Get me the fluffer," Roger said, turning his back on Gino.

Elsie edged past Vince and Doris, and knelt before Roger. She lifted his flaccid cock, and smirked to herself, rubbing it until it was hard enough to suck.

"Get ready for the missionary shot, please," Gino said, regaining his composure a little.

"Come on. Suck it, Bitch!" Roger shouted, grabbing Elsie's hair and ramming his cock into her throat. The redhead gagged, and Vince ran forward. His fist ploughed into Roger's belly, doubling the man up as he fell back on the bed. One hand was clutching his bruised stomach, the other his cock.

"What the fuck?" Roger squeaked. "The bitch bit me. Why did you hit me?"

Gino was standing over him, now. "You don't treat my staff like that," he shouted. "Get dressed and leave!"

"What about my money?" Roger said, eyeing Vince as he struggled to his feet.

"You get paid to make a film. We didn't make a film. Get out!" Gino spat.

Roger pulled on his clothing, muttering under his breath. "I'll never work for you again, Galletto," he said as he slammed the door.

"You'll never work for a lot of people when I'm finished with you," Gino growled. He knelt beside Elsie. "Are you ok, Mees Elsie?"

"I'm fine," she said, accepting a glass of water from Doris. "He just took me by surprise."

"Did you bite him?" Doris giggled.

"I guess I must have. It was all so quick."

"I'm sorry about this," Gino said, "There will be a little extra in your pay packet this week."

He turned to Vince. "Will you do the movie?" he asked, "I pay you the same as Roger. Three hundred."

Vince nodded. He'd been on two hundred a film, and thought he was doing very well at that. "I'll need a little help," he said, reaching for his limp dick. Elsie reached for him. "You sure?"

"It's my job, Vince," she said, her small hand bringing life to the soft flesh with just a touch. "Anyway, you're nice to me." She licked his stiffening prick. "And I like your one far better that Roger Droopy's."

Vince chuckled, then groaned as Elsie took half his length into her mouth.

"Can we start again in the morning?" Alana said, sitting on the edge of the bed, "Roger was a bit rough with me, and I'm sore."

Gino sighed. "Ok, let's wrap up for today, but nine o'clock start tomorrow, yes?"

Vince tapped Elsie on the shoulder. "Did you hear that? We're not doing the scene now."

"Mmm-hmm."

"So, you can stop."

Elsie pulled off his cock and smiled. "What? And leave him like this?"

The soft mouth enveloped his cock once again, and Vince closed his eyes. When he opened them and looked down at Elsie, her sparkling green eyes were staring up at him.

"I'm going to cum," he said, his balls tightening.

"Mmmh."

"You'd better stop, or I'll cum in your mouth."

"Mmmh."

"Elsie, I'm... Ggaah!" Vince pumped pulse after pulse into the little red-head's mouth, his hips thrusting uncontrollably.

When she was sure she'd emptied Vince's sack, Elsie smacked her lips, wiped her mouth with the back of her hand, and stood up.

"Umm... thank you," Vince said. "Would you like to, um, go for dinner with me at the weekend?"

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