Andy Ash, having his first meal of the day on Sunday at 4:00 pm after attending a party the previous day that began at noon for lunch and wrapped up about 9:30 pm that night as far as he could remember, received a call from a babe called Mystique who now called herself Misty.
He had no idea who she was or what she wanted but assumed he was about to find out.
"A name like yours suggest a high-class model or... um..."
"A hooker?"
Andy realized he was in trouble. "Oh I could never say that."
"You didn't," she said icily. "You left it for me to finish your sentence."
He muttered sorry and was told not to worry, she'd had women even suggest that to her.
"I am not working as a model who takes bit parts on TV advertisements," she said. "I took time off for a break and have decided not to resume work for the time being."
"Oh that's nice. Why?"
"Why?" she said icily and added that was none of his business.
"My stepmother appears to have a wrong opinion of you. She told me you are charmingly urbane, good-looking and really know how to talk to women."
"Oh really? And who is step-mommy?"
"I call her Rebecca. You probably call her Mrs Marsh."
"Yes I work alongside a Rebecca Marsh. What is your father's name?"
"Wallace."
Gary was shocked into silence.
The babe demanded, "Why has that switched you off."
"I-I confused about this. Why would Rebecca refer you to me? She is very suspicious that I, um, that I exploit women."
"So you think this is a test?"
Andy swallowed and lied he hadn't thought of that.
"Ah I know. Rebecca told me you had come to work for them after being pushed out of your previous job. She would have interviewed you initially because she always interviews applicants for executive positions. You are scared that you might make a pass at me and I'd run and tell mommy."
"Um this supposition is becoming rather deep and loose. May I ask why are you calling?"
"I'm calling because I'd like a young male to come and have dinner at this apartment with me. I'm missing young male company. My husband is half-way through an eight-week specialized training course in surgery in Edinburgh, Scotland. I'd also like Jennifer to see you."
"Is Jennifer your maid?"
"God this is hard going. No Jennifer is my 5-month old daughter. I don't wish her to cry in fear through not being used to the sight of young men when her father comes home. Gary my husband would be devastated."
"But that would last only a few hours. I've heard babies are very adaptable and I know males are used to being rejected to females."
"Oh I hadn't thought of that. Anyway can you come over for dinner?"
"When?"
"As soon as you finish what you are doing."
Andy wondered if she thought he was masturbating. Perhaps not.
"What say in an hour's time?"
"That's fine, I'll try to keep Jennifer awake," Misty said, giving Andy the address.
Andy pushed the buzzer and heard Misty call, "Come in, I left the door unlocked because I need to sit and express milk."
Not really taking that in, Andy marched in and stopped, the flowers he was holding out were shaking.
"Er gee."
"Oh that's intelligent comment. Haven't you seen a woman expressing surplus milk before?"
"God no."
"Oh I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking but as least you get to see my boobs instead of wondering about them."
Well that was as good as an invitation. Andy took a good look at her tits and his mouth watered.
"Would you like to taste some milk?"
"Andy's mouth went dry and he gasped, "No thanks."
"I haven't set you up Andy to give me something to tell Rebecca about."
"That's fine."
"Stand over Jennifer by the window. I put her bassinette there so the light softens your face and you won't look so menacing to her.
The kid had its eyes shut and Andy went, "Goo, goo. Glug, glug and made a hissing sound.
"Oh you've had experience with infants?"
"No."
Andy looked back down and had a wondrous experience. The kid opened her eyes and Andy saw those were the most incredible blue eyes he'd ever seen."
"Her blue eyes are incredible, much better than yours."
"Oh thanks Andy. I thought when you were over here your eyes were glued to my boobs."
Standing with his back to Misty, Andy said, "You are not wearing lipstick, you have a dimple only on the left side our your mouth, you have had your teeth whitened professionally, your ear studs are blue, probably sapphires, your hair has a light colored streak through the middle and your tits are 34D, probably up from your natural 34B.
"Omigod," she said, sounding astounded. "Smile at Jennifer and leave her to go to sleep because she'd just been fed and winded. Sit beside me and try expressing milk. Rebecca said I may well be impressed by you and she wasn't wrong about that. Go wash your hands first."
Andy sat beside her and holding his hands clear said, "Kiss me."
She sighed and said well he was a fast worker. She kissed him sweetly.
He took the bottle and circled the nipple and squeezed.
"No that's not the right technique and don't be so hard. I'm not a cow."
She taught him the gentle coaxing technique and he marveled.
Misty then finished the job and said, 'Would you like to taste my milk?"
He nodded and reached for the bottle in her hand but she said, no from the nipple.