I was awakened early Sunday morning by the incoming call on my cell phone. My phone's caller ID read "Blocked Caller." Damn!
I get way too many spoofed-number sales calls during the week, but seldom do any come in on the weekend. If I think it's a spoofed number, I let it go to voicemail. Since it was Sunday, I had decided to answer this call.
"H'lo?" I mumbled sleepily in an intentionally hostile tone.
"Good morning, Tom."
My mostly-still-asleep mind was telling me I should recognize the voice, but it took me a couple seconds to put together who it was.
"Kim?"
"Yes. Of course." She sounded just slightly peeved that I hadn't immediately recognized her voice.
"Sorry ... caller ID," I mumbled even though I wanted to be civil with her.
"Oh, of course. Sorry about that. I'm calling from one of the hospital phones," she explained apologetically. "I just got off the phone with Jamie. She's going to be calling you later. I think around noon. She didn't want to disturb you this early. I hope you don't mind too much, but I wanted to forewarn you about why she's calling.
Robyn Broadsword is flying in tonight to meet with the Project 765 group, hopefully tomorrow. She knows it's short notice, but evidently something has come up that's so urgent she's coming and will meet with as many of us as possible. Can you be available tomorrow morning?"
Kim's cryptic reference to Project 765 caught me a little off-guard. Ever since the DoD had pretty much begun managing the prosthetic phallus project and had made it a medically sensitive project though still technically unclassified, we had all been trying our best but still struggling to comply with referring to it by its project name rather than calling it what it was: the prosthetic phallus. It was awkward governmentese language at its best.
I thought briefly, then said, "Sure. What do I need to do to prepare?"
"I don't think there's anything we can do. We're just going to have to listen to Robyn and see what was so important. About all I could get out of her was that it isn't anything bad, but it's still sensitive."
"Okay. Where and what time are we meeting tomorrow?" I asked.
"I don't know the time. I think Jamie wanted to make sure she could line up enough people. When she finally calls you, she'll have it. We will probably meet in her secure DoD conference room, though."
"Okay, I'll make sure I'm available to talk around noon. I've got some stuff to do here at the apartment anyway. Thanks for the heads-up, Kim. And I really am sorry about the grumpy greeting earlier."
"Oh, you're welcome. And don't worry about the greeting. I've got just the way you can make it up to me.
Sarah's going to pop in for a quick visit with me next weekend. She's on her way to Los Angeles for a business meeting. Club stuff, you know. If you're available, I thought you might like to come to the house next Saturday evening for dinner with us. She's got a noonish Sunday flight."
Sarah is Kim's daughter. Sarah and I are the same age. Though Kim's never come right out and said so, I suspect she harbors some deluded hope Sarah and I will somehow fall in love, marry, and produce many, many children. Fortunately, that likely futile hope doesn't stifle Kim's eagerness for enjoying a variety of sexual activities with me herself. In fact, Kim's suggestions about romance between Sarah and me seems to conjure up even more sexual fantasies we can try out on each other.
Kim is clearly and unashamedly aroused when her sex with me centers around a son-in-law fucks mother-in-law theme, even a mom-son theme, and sometimes even older wife cheats on husband with younger man session. Of course, I'm happy to oblige playing any role that excites her. Even though she's old enough to be my mother, her sexual needs and horizons have broadened and intensified rather than waned since she and I began sexing up each other at every opportunity.
The first time I met Sarah was at Kim's house. Sarah had no interest in me for any purpose whatsoever. She was completely focused on learning the intricacies of managing her late father's sex clubs in Europe and Latin America. She barely acknowledged that I was even there. How Kim ever began thinking Sarah and I might be a match made in heaven was beyond comprehension.
Though remarkably young to be managing a growing worldwide multimillion dollar sex club empire, Sarah had proven to be a quick study in leadership and decision-making and an exceptionally gifted and talented manager of the clubs. Yet her own sexuality seemed vague bordering on disinterested or even completely asexual. It was almost as if the was trying to actively discourage any sexual attraction to her. That was just fine with me given I was much more interested in Kim than Sarah. Particularly since she had begun testing the phallus, Kim's appetite for sex, her self-recognized increased masculinity induced by the phallus, and her energetic acceptance of a variety of sexual behaviors between us had really added some more adventure to our times together.
When I paused before responding to Kim's invitation, she likely guessed why I was hesitating.
"Tom, believe me. Sarah has changed now that she's proven her ability to run her late father's businesses so profitably. She's much more comfortable now. She's tougher, much more secure and confident. You're going to be really surprised. I promise.
Please, if you can, we'd really like to have you join us for dinner. Sarah's cooking."
"Thank you for offering," I relented. Then, trying to at least feign genuine eagerness, "But please let me bring something? Maybe salad or dessert?"
"That's very thoughtful of you, Tom, but Sarah's insisted on taking care of everything. As you'll see, she's really an amazingly good cook. I'm picking her up at the airport Friday night, and she and I are going grocery shopping Saturday morning. If you can be at the house about 5:30 p.m. Saturday, that'll be perfect." Kim sounded genuinely enthusiastic now.
"So," I said, "Him or her?" She knew what I meant. It was our shorthand for Kim's hints suggesting she would like to wear the phallus among people who didn't know about it. She seemed excited by the possibility of being discovered. I even sensed that she might harbor some hidden desire to want sex with me in public while wearing the phallus.