I slept late the next morning and woke up to an empty bed. I lay staring at the ceiling for a few minutes, and gradually noticed that the house was silent. Erik and Anders must have gone off without me.
Good. I could use a little time to myself.
I took a quick shower and threw the sheets into the wash, then grabbed an apple and a chunk of cheese for brunch.
Before I could eat, my cell started buzzing. I checked the screen. Lauren.
"Hey, whore."
"Hey yourself. Why didn't you call me back yesterday?"
"Mmm, sorry. I was busy with Anders. Hiking." Just thinking about the previous day's events made my stomach flutter a little.
Lauren laughed. "Hiking, for real? Like, in the woods? Weird."
"I know, right? Apparently physical activity is all the rage in Sweden." Lauren and I had been best friends since we were twelve, so she knew very well that I wasn't into exercise. She bitched at me at least once a month for being "effortlessly skinny" while she had to "work her ass off" to stay in shape. Still, her work paid off. She was stunningly pretty, with a body to be proud of.
"Did Erik go too, or was it just you and Anders?"
"Erik had to work."
I could practically hear her grinning through the phone. "Oooh, you are going to get yourself in trouble!"
I rolled my eyes. "Nah, I'm the good girl, remember? You're the whore."
She snorted "It's easy to be good when you've got a husband like Erik. Just know, if you fuck up and get with this Anders guy, Erik is going to be fair game again."
Lauren and I had competed viciously over Erik when we'd first met him, and it was a testament to our friendship that we'd made it through the fights we'd had over him.
"Geez, Lauren! I'm not going to 'get with Anders'. He's Erik's best friend, even if I was a whore, he'd never sleep with his friend's wife."
"Sounds like you've put some thought into this."
I needed to change the subject. "Anyway, why'd you call yesterday?"
"You know how they do those raffles at work? I won a family four-pack of tickets to White Water. So, I thought we could do a girls' day kinda thing."
"I'm in!" I hadn't been to White Water in years, and I thought it would be good to get out with the girls- away from the sexual tension that had suddenly permeated my home.
"Well, Cami and Jess aren't in. Apparently they're in Key West, doing a double date vacation."
"With Mark and Matt?"
"Yep. Weird, right? What do you wanna bet it's a freaky swinger weekend?" We both laughed. Cami and Jess were the last people you'd expect to be swingers, and Cami's hubby Mark was a minister's son. The thought of them getting freaky in Key West was absurd.
It was probably just a friendly get together, and I was a little insulted that Erik and I hadn't been invited.
"I bet you and Erik would be getting freaky with them, if Anders wasn't in town." Lauren sounded a little sad, she was the only girl from our group who wasn't married, so she was usually left out of our couples activities.
"Hey, we can get freaky without them." I joked "How about you, me, Erik, and Anders go to White Water?" With Anders there, Lauren wouldn't feel like such a third wheel. Plus, Lauren was the prefect person to diffuse the tension between Anders and me. She would keep him occupied, for sure. I felt a stupid pang of jealousy thinking about Anders and Lauren together, but I brushed it off.
Anders needed to get laid. And once Lauren saw how hot he was, it was pretty much a given that he would. I could be a big girl and share his attention with my best friend. After all, I'd teased him mercilessly, and there was no way I'd ever be able to satisfy him myself.
Sigh.
Anders and Erik came home shortly after I wrapped up my conversation with Lauren. I heard the door close, and their laughter echoing in the foyer.
"Hey guys" I stood on my tiptoes to give Erik a quick kiss. "Where've you been?"
Her held up a grocery bag in response. "We got a few things for supper, and some drinks. Thinking about grilling out tonight."
I peeked into the bags as they set them on the table. "Hmmm. Meat, more meat, and alcohol." I sighed dramatically. "Never send a man to do a woman's work."
"Hey!" Anders protested "We got veggies! Squash, tomatoes, onions, mushrooms. They're in there somewhere. I'm making kebabs. Like a chef." He grinned and brushed past me to the fridge.
An image of Anders wearing nothing but a chef's apron sprang unbidden into my mind, and was quickly replaced by a different image, one from my childhood. I snorted with laughter.
"You're a Swedish Chef." He looked at me blankly, but Erik laughed.
"Like the Muppet Babies, dude. 'Bork, bork bork!'" Anders had obviously never seen the Muppet Babies. I wondered idly if they had American characters in their children's shows that we had never heard of. "The American Gym Teacher" or "The American Waiter".
"When are you planning on cooking?" I asked "'Cause my friend Lauren called, and she has four tickets to White Water. We were thinking about going today?"
Anders spun around and looked at Erik. "Can we?" He looked like an excited kid, and Erik and I both started laughing. We'd never thought about taking him to White Water, but it made sense that he'd want to go. Sweden probably didn't have much in the way of water parks, considering the average temp over there.
Erik grabbed my phone off the counter and tossed it to me. "Lauren, huh? Call her back and tell her we'll be ready when she is." He gave me a mischievous look, and I knew he was thinking of Anders' chances with Lauren.
I smiled back and shrugged. "Mmm-k. She'll probably be up here in a half hour or so."
As I walked back to the bedroom to get ready, I could just overhear Erik talking to Anders. I swore I heard the word "slut" and I was tempted to be offended for her sake, but I just shook my head and kept walking. If the shoe fits...
Lauren parked her Nissan in the drive and I skipped out to meet her. I gave her a quick hug, and she held me back at arms length to look e over.
"Linds! You look adorable!" she squealed.
My outfit was very similar to hers, we both wore fluttery cotton sundresses over our bikinis. My dress was a dark hunter green, which I thought helped set off my pale skin, auburn hair, and green eyes.
"Thanks! I figured I'd embrace my inner leprechaun today. I'm wearing half a bottle of sunscreen, too. SPF 80."
She laughed, flipping her white gold hair over her shoulder. "I didn't even know they made SPF 80!"
Lauren had never worn sunscreen, I remembered her slathering on tan accelerator oil when we were younger. I was jealous of her tall, blonde, tan looks for years. As a teenager, I'd been scrawny, freckly redhead, and my best friend was total jail bait. Since then, I'd developed some curves on my petite frame and gotten comfortable with the fact that I would never be tan. My only options were white or sun-burn red.
Erik insisted that he loved my pale skin, and most of my lingere was black or dark red, to emphasize the contrast. The bikini I wore under my dress today was a dark chocolate brown.
Lauren could get away with any color she wanted, and she wore a pure white string bikini under her sky blue dress. Anders was a goner.
I grabbed her hand and tugged her towards the door. "You've got to see him, girl. He's-" Anders burst out of the door, interrupting me.
"Hey! You must be Lauren! Ready to go?" He was carrying the tote bag I had packed, and I could see the waistband of his swim trunks under his jeans. Damn. No Speedo.
He jogged off to toss the bag in the trunk of my car. "Erik said we'd take your car, Linds. Lauren, I guess you'll be stuck in the back with me." He opened the door for her, and finally seemed to get a good look at her.
His smile took on a seductive tone, and he gestured towards the car. "After you, Ma'am."
She giggled. "I see they've taught you some southern manners, huh?" She slid into the car, looking back at me with undisguised excitement. As he went around to the other side of the car, she leaned out and mouthed the word "Hot!" I clapped my hands and bounced in place like a giddy teenager. "I know, right?!" I mouthed back, before running inside to hurry Erik along.
White Water was crowded with families, and the lines were insanely long. Erik and I went on a few slides, then relaxed in the Lazy River while Lauren and Anders worked on his goal of riding every slide in the park.
Even though we were surrounded by screaming, splashing children, Erik had set a goal of his own. To convince me to flash him in public. I refused to pull up my top on the whitewater ride, and re-tied the strings of my bottoms when he pulled them loose at the concessions stand.
I was relaxing in the Lazy River, leaning back in my inner tube with my feet and hands dangling in the water, when I felt a sudden tug from beneath me and then a rush of cool water against my bare skin. I gasped and sat up, looking around for Erik. He popped up out of the water a few feet away, holding my bikini bottoms in one hand. "Got it!"
"Erik!" I shrieked, looking around to see if any kids were nearby. Fortunately, no one else was paying any attention to us.
"Oh my God. Ok, you win. Jeez. Give it back!" I reached out with one hand, using the other to try to paddle towards him, but he backstroked away, laughing.
"Ok, baby. Catch." He tossed it towards me, and I reached to catch it, but it sailed over my head. I spun my raft around and saw Anders and Lauren standing one a set of steps into the river. Anders was holding my bathing suit in his hand. I caught my breath as he dangled it teasingly.
"Bad throw, man. Now she'll have to walk over here to get it."
The current was already moving me closer to the steps. I blushed furiously and glanced down, wondering what he could see through the water. I could just make out the dark shadow of my short-cropped hair, and I reached down to cover myself with one hand.