Chapter 7
"WHERE NOW?" ROCCO ASKED AS THEY went back out into the parking lot. "We never did get lunch."
"You've got be kidding." It was very hot in the afternoon sun, but Beatrice was still shivering. It was all she could do to keep herself from retching.
"There's a pizza place right over there." Rocco waved at the other side of the street - sure enough there was a sign - Zombie Pizza.
"Why would I come to France to get pizza?"
"I'll bet they have some really interesting toppings," Marissa said.
That was too much for Beatrice. She barely had time to get to one of the potted plants lined up as a barrier in front of the steps. So embarrassing. It didn't help that her
amica
, her best friend, her lover, was collapsing in giggles.
"Maybe the fetish shop?" Rocco said. "It's only a couple blocks from here. We could walk over."
"And what if the gate to the parking lot is locked for the night by the time we get back? Then what?"
Nestor was looking at his watch. To see what time it was? No. "There's a municipal parking lot. Not too far away. We could move the car there."
"And how long will it take to get to this parking lot? In this heat? Scrunched up in the excuse for a back seat? I have a better idea. Rocco and Birdy will take the car to the parking lot and walk back to the fetish store. Risa and I will walk over there from here."
"Very well." Rocco looked like he was just as happy to escape from the ladies.
"
Bea, carissima, mi scuso
. I am very sorry." That from Marissa as the Fiat squealed into a small gap in the traffic leaving a trail of black fumes.
"No you aren't."
"For the joke about the toppings."
"How could you do such a thing?" It was obvious Beatrice was not talking about the joke. "Do you have no respect for the dead?"
"If he is truly dead, then what would he care? If he were a ghost looking on do you think he would be offended?"
"Amused, most likely. Wishing you had done it for him while he was still alive. Do you think he was fucking Anna?"
"She spent a lot of time away from us. I suppose it could have happened."
They had reached the store.
Mal Usรฉe, Bien Usรฉe
. "That's us, for sure," Marissa giggled. "What was it like, being a for real whore?"
"It was a revelation." Beatrice paused. "Like the first time I ever masturbated. Like the first time our tennis coach ever licked my pussy."
"Our mothers thought it would be so much safer to have a female coach."
"Like the first time we made love. Like the first time we did it in a shopping mall. Like the first time you whipped me."
"There you are." It was Rocco. "What took you so long? We found a spot." He pointed to the Fiat, a few feet from the entrance to the store.
"
Che fortuna
." How fortunate. Beatrice really had been looking forward to a few more minutes with her
amica
. Some time to browse in the store perhaps. "
Per te
." For you.
"It's only half hour parking. But it shouldn't take us that long, should it?"
"It's a big store. Lots to go through."
"Lots to try on," Marissa added. "I wonder what the changing rooms are like."
"If you want to fuck, please do it in the arcade area." A person, hard to tell which gender, had come to greet them, someone with long blue hair dressed for the climate in V shaped strips of leather that covered shoulders and nipples, intersecting at the groin. There was no trace of a bulge of flesh anywhere beneath.
"Oh my," Marissa said, "I got to have one of those. I don't think it would work for you,
mia cara
. What is it called?"
"A V-plunge teddy." The voice was throaty, medium pitched.
"Oh, so it opens? At the bottom?"
The salesperson turned around, pulling down the back flap to expose smooth cheeks, then closing it back up before turning to face them. Boy, girl, or something in between? Whatever it was, it had the parts the guys seemed to like the best anyway. Nestor in particular was eyeing him/her with more than casual interest. Provoking a taunting smile and a swish of the long blue hair.
"Would you like to try it on? We only have the one. It came to us as part of a most unusual collection, even for us." A hand reached out to test the size of Marissa's breasts. "Yes, you possibly could wear it."
"You would be willing to sell it?" The salesperson had shrugged off the straps, revealing a chest devoid of any trace of breasts. Hands on the hips were ready to tug down the rest.
"Five hundred euros. It's one of a kind."
"No, I'm sorry, it's too much." Just as the bottom was starting to slide - revealing nothing definitive.
"Very well." Straps back in place.
"Look at these." Beatrice picked up a flogger, its haft well worn, the strands frayed and stained with dark blotches. "
Vraiment bien usรฉe. Et usรฉe pour mal
." She said it in French, then in English for Nestor's benefit, "you understand,
bien usรฉe
means well worn. It's very clever in French."
"
Bien sรปr
."
"There was nothing like this on your list. You never used a whip on your lovely wife? Or the other way around?"
"We had a little one that came with one of the pegging kits. But we were old enough that we didn't need any additional pain."
Marissa had wandered over to look at the dildos. "I really need something bigger now."
"A used one?" Beatrice gave a shudder.
"We clean them very carefully." The salesperson went over and picked up one close to quarter meter long. "This is the Great Dane. It would be a hundred euros new, but you can have it for twenty."
"Too small."
"Well, what about these? The donkey dongs. It's a set of four, but we're missing the big one." The largest of the three was well over half a meter.
"There's a bigger one?" Beatrice was picking the medium size one up. It was heavy, over a kilo, and about a third of a meter long. The larger one was almost twice the size.
"Men like them. We got this set from a...professional...who was retiring and getting married. But she kept the largest one for her husband."