I. How I got into this
It's not every day you meet a pregnant man. Well, I guess I don't look much like a man, anymore. Anyone would take me for a not-very-pretty woman with a huge belly and a couple of big, soppy boobs.
I might be due any day now, for all I know. I haven't been counting.
Well, pull up a chair and I'll tell you how it happened.
I probably had this coming. What I did was very wrong, and while the punishment is bizarre, I can't say I don't deserve it. But my wife and daughter should not have had to pay for my mistakes.
I guess you could call the whole thing a tragedy.
I was a married man, and more or less happy. We had one daughter, Ellen, eighteen years old, in her last year of high school. My wife Annie was as pretty and sexy as any man could want. We'd been together, off and on, since high school, and though I truly loved her, perhaps I did not fully appreciate her. She was ripe and curvaceous, and we had a lively and imaginitive sex life; but, as shallow as it sounds, I always wished she had bigger breasts. Like a lot of guys, I had a thing for a big bust...which is kind of ironic, if you look at me now. But she had a winning smile and a good heart, and I can tell you in all honesty I never intended to cheat on her. But I guess when it came down to it, I was too weak, or too stupid, to turn down sex when it was offered.
It happened one weekend while Annie and the kids were out of town, visiting her mother in New Mexico.
In those days, we lived in a nice suburb. Our neighbour on one side was a pleasant elderly widow. On the other, was a childless couple who mostly kept to themselves. The neighourhood gossip was that he was some kind of scientist, an experimental biologist working for the government. He did not seem to be on a first name basis with anyone. All we knew was that his name was Dr. Mueller, a craggy, scowling man with no time for small talk.
His wife was the very opposite. She was what you might call a babe, and much younger. She can't have been more than twenty, a natural blond with wide, bright eyes and the sort of perfect skin you only see on the very young. And yes, don't worry, I was just about to get to it...she had big boobs. Really big, actually, if you looked closely. I guess I did look as closely as I could, when I happened to catch sight of her working in the garden, or getting in and out of her little red car.
I had never spoken to her before that weekend. It was a warm, spring day, and I was on the back patio sipping a coke and reading a spy novel, when she called out to me from across the yard. I looked up. She was waving to me from the back door, in light-coloured shorts, a ribbed cotton tank top stretched out rather alluringly by her full breasts. What she wanted to know was, would I be willing to come over and help her hang a mirror? I certainly would. In fact, I was over there like shot, and soon found myself in the downstairs guest bedroom of their house, holding a mirror up against the wall. She stood behind me, saying things like, "A little higher...no lower...down on the left," and was kind of enjoying our little interaction. Not in a creepy way, mind you...I was just foolishly pleased to help a pretty girl. But then I happened to look into the mirror and got a bit of a shock. I her reflection in it, standing behind me. She had one hand cupped over her left breast, and she seemed to be squeezing a nipple through the fabric of her tank top. Her other hand was done inside the elastic waistband of shorts, and she was moving it up and down in a rythmical way.
Fortunately, I did not drop the mirror, but I did set it down very quickly.
"Excuse me," I started to say, "maybe I had better..."
She cut me off. "I'm sorry. How embarrassing. I must look totally stupid. I'm not like this, usually. In fact, I'm pretty sure this is because of the pills my husband gives me. I think he's been giving them to me in secret, slipping them into my food. They make me sort of...vague and distracted. And...needy."
It was a weird story, and I should have had the sense to back away. But of course I found it kind of titillating, as you probably would, too. "Wow," I said, "I'm pretty sure that's illegal. Maybe you should call the police."
"Oh, I could not do that. Anyhow, he takes care of me, and I do love him. Even if he is giving me some...some vitamins, or whatever. I'm sure it won't do me any harm. He is a doctor of biology, you know."
Then, she reached out and took my hand and lifted it up to breast, pressing the back of my hand into her soft bosom. I did not resist. Through the skin on my knuckles, I could feel the stretched cloth of her tank top, her nervous breathing, the slight dampness of her skin where her collar opened into her cleavage. She started sliding my hand down her body, over the roundness of her belly, past the elastic waistband of her pants. She turned my hand around, and pushed my palm firmly against the soft swelling of her vulva. Then, she gasped weakly, and I thought she was about to faint. And, instead of pulling my hand away, as I ought to have done, I began moving it slowly up and down. She moaned very softly.
After that, we sort of fell over onto the guest bed, and began clawing off our clothes. When she was quite naked, I had to pause for a moment and take in her alarmingly perfect young body - the trim waist opening onto the ample hips, the softly swelling, and slightly pendulous, breasts, the little triangular puff of blond hair over her vaginal opening. My own clothes came off in a flash, and my thin, hard cock was practically jumping up and down. I crossed the point of no return without so much as a backward glance. Kneeling on the bed, between her legs, I plunged forward and pushed my cock in that little tuft of hair.