It's Halloween night. We decided to go out for a walk at Central Park. I was dressed up as a handsome deviland Lavitz was a sexy witch. It was most likely 9pm and the festivities was still going strong. We were celebrating until a man came to us.
Hey guys. Be careful out there. There's a rapist that's lurking around here. He always appears on Halloween night.
Oh my God. Who is it?
Big Bear Randy. He'll steal your candy and your booty cheeks.
That's just an urban myth. Right Raoul?
Yeah, he's not real Lavitz. If anything, we'll just go home after this.
No Raoul. Let's keep enjoying ourselves. Big Bear Randy doesn't exist.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
We ignored the man and stayed at Central Park until 12am. It was pitch black outside. The only source of light were street poles. Lavitz and I held hands so that we won't get lost.
Babe, you don't think Big Bear Randy is real right?
It's OK Lavitz. I'll protect you. He won't come near us.
A dark figure appeared before us. He was 7ft tall, had huge muscles, a sinister glowing grin and a giant cock. He put his hands on both of us and smiled.
You two boys look lost. Too bad you walked into my neck of the woods. Now you both gave me wood. I'm gonna have my way with both of you. Starting with the cute witch boy.
Lavitz peed on himself.
Please, don't hurt us!
Lavitz, run!