It had all began innocently enough. As Sue Lumbricus rounded a corner in the local Shop and Drop, she bumped into a tall display of tomato sauce cans. Hundreds of plump tomatoes on aluminum crashed to the floor, amidst the howl of a frightened child. Seconds later, people were running wildly and the girl's mother screamed in terror.
In the confusion, Sue hadn't realized what happened at first. It quickly became apparent that a little girl had been buried by the pile of cans! Sue joined the swelling crowd in frantically digging out cans and throwing them to the side. Gradually, bruised arms and legs emerged from the rubble, flailing wildly. A frantic man cut through the throngs of people, pulling the injured child out of the debris and placing her on a stretcher.
"I'm a paramedic...stand back!"
As Sue tried to stand up, she bumped into a large women who almost fell into the pile.
"YOU-you did that on purpose! That's my little girl and she doesn't deserve this!!"
Sue was so shocked she became completely tongue tied. The little girl's mother resembled an ugly witch with a huge nose and penetrating eyes. All she needed was a black hat and a broom to ride off into the night.
"I'm sorry.." Sue finally managed to get out. "I didn't see...."
"How could you miss a seven year old child? You were going too fast and didn't even look!! You're nothing but a worm, a lowly worm!"
Now Sue was getting upset. It was only an accident, after all.
"I am not a worm! I didn't see her!"
"Bullcrap! I know a worm when I see one! You are such a worm that you drag everyone down around you until they are nothing but worms like yourself! Hell!"
The furious woman suddenly starting coming toward her, carrying two large tomato sauce cans. With her heart pounding, Sue started to run, narrowly missing a bagboy in the process. She heard the cans crash into a display behind her as she reached the automated door. Sue was traveling so fast the door was only half open when she pushed past it and sprinted across the parking lot. Once in the car, Sue felt safe. She could see the store manager and several other people running after her in the rear view mirror as she sped out of the parking area at 80 miles an hour. Her hands shook so violently she could barely navigate the half mile ride to her home. Once inside the house, Sue collapsed on the floor and dissolved into tears.
It was all so surreal, the tumbling cans, the witch-mother, the unexpected anger. And such name calling! She certainly was not a worm, not even close to it. How dare did that bitch even suggest such a thing? Sue decided to get up and make some spaghetti and meatballs. Her husband Tom would be home soon and she needed to compose herself so that he wouldn't think she was a complete wimp.
Sue started to hum as she puttered about the kitchen, thinking of how wonderful Tom was. They had only been married six months, and were perfectly matched in every way. Tom was a handsome strapping lawyer, intelligent and witty. Their love life was intensely sensual, especially as they had recently began to explore the pleasures of oral sex.
Sue put a small batch of macaroni into a flowery bowl to test it for hardness. She bit into the first piece heartily, then quickly gagged. Something tasted and smelled like dirt, pure mud. Sue managed to swallow what was in her mouth, then looked down at the angel hair strands to figure out what was wrong. Sue felt, rather than heard the scream escape her throat. It was blood curdling, the utterance of pure horror.
In the small bowl among the remaining spaghetti was one half of the common earthworm, oozing brown guts into red tomato sauce. Sue tried to spit up but nothing came out. She had swallowed half an earthworm! Frantically, she got a large glass of water and downed it in one gulp. That got rid of the horrible aftertaste, but Sue still felt very nauseous. As she was trying to make herself throw up, Tom knocked at the door. Sue jerked her head up from the sink and wrestled open the portal so quickly it slammed into the wall.
"Tom, you're not going to believe what happened today! I tripped over some tomato cans at Stop and Drop and they injured a little girl. Then her mother got mad and started to chase me. She called me a worm and threw cans at me. Then when I got home I made spaghetti and when I tried some to see if it was done I ate half a worm!"
"You ate half a WHAT?" Sue was talking so fast Tom wasn't sure if he was hearing correctly.
"Half a worm! Look!"
Sue picked up the bowl of angel hair and shoved it in Tom's hands. He looked down at the disarray of macaroni within, but didn't see anything unusual.
"There's no worm in here."
Tom tried to look sympathetic, but as he was tired and hungry, only succeeded in appearing slightly annoyed.
"Yes there is, there is!"
Sue dug through the angel hair frantically, like a small child searching for a needle in a haystack. But the remaining part of the worm was gone, along with the foul smell.
"It must have crawled away."
Sue glanced at the floor expectantly, but saw nothing. Tom just stared at her strangely. "Sue, are you OK?"
"Of course I'm OK, you do believe me don't you? You have to believe me, I just ate a worm!"
"I don't feel like eating anything right now...except you!" Tom grinned at Sue like a Cheshire Cat in heat.
Sue immediately melted in his arms, sobbing quietly. It had been a tough day, and sex always relaxed her. The couple made their way to the bedroom, ignoring the bowl of fresh spaghetti on the kitchen table.
"I'll make you forget about that dumb worm!"
Tom quickly unbuttoned Sue's hot pink blouse and salivated to the sight of a matching magenta bra. She shimmied out of her pumps and skirt, revealing flowered crotchless panties. Tom, in turn practically ripped off his shirt and kicked off his loafers, socks, and dress pants. His fat 8 inch cock protruded from his blue and white striped boxer shorts like a spear. Sue took off her own bra and her ample breasts spilled out like ripe melons. Tom immediately sucked on Sue's nipples gently as he kneaded her lovely titties. In return, she worked his fat balls out of the wide fly slit of his boxers and rubbed her fingers over them exquisitely slowly. Tom went lower and lower down Sue's chest with his teeth and tongue until he reached her moist honeypot. Thrusting his tongue like an anxious hummingbird, Tom reached Sue's hard clit on the first try. She started to moan in extreme ecstasy.
"Yes! Yes! Right there! Right there!"
Sue was in neverneverland as Tom's tongue explored every quivering millemeter of her engorged clit. She tried to jack him off at the same time, but ultimately closed her eyes and lay back on the bed, unable to concentrate on anything but the extreme pleasure welling up in her loins. Tom flicked his tongue in and out of her love hole like a miniature buzz saw. She could feel the rasping of his two day old beard hairs against her labia, which only heightened the extreme sensations.
"I can't hold back." Sue's voice got higher and higher, funnier and funnier. "This is it...AAAIIIIEEEEEE!"
As Sue's intense orgasm racked her body, Tom let out a loud grunt and started spewing large gobs of cum all over the bed. The couple's orgasm lasted a good 30 seconds, after which they passed out in a delightful state of bliss into each other's arms, with thoughts of worms very far away.
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