Chapter One
Donald
Since he wasn't scheduled for work that day, Donald was carelessly clicking through the personal ads on a couple of social sites. The ads he kept coming across weren't filling him up with any sort of happy hope for finding a date anytime soon. He skimmed over the usual seeking financially secure, prefer a man in the military, must be tall, very good looking, hung like a horse and in great shape posts. He did have himself a laugh when he came across some crazy woman's ad asking for a sugar daddy to help her out with a few monthly expenses, in exchange for unspecified favors.
"Yeah, right." Donald mumbled, as he abandoned his web browser and leaned back in his old executive chair on rollers.
The seat cushion was so flat and worn out he'd taken to putting a folded up, skinny blanket on it. Donald took a quick moment to adjust said blanket's unruly folds, before he resumed his seat and let his eyes scan across his small bedroom.
It was nothing to brag about. He had a twin-size bed with covers in an appealing shade of tan, a small desk that was meant for a kid and that bumped his knees whenever he rolled too close to it, a small closet and a short dresser filled with his essentials. Several large boxes were stacked up in one corner of the room. They were filled with nonessentials that he'd never gotten around to unpacking, mainly because he didn't have the room to put their contents anywhere.
The bedroom wasn't an eyesore, but it did have a few details detrimental to the upbeat lifestyle of a dating connoisseur. The walls were largely blank, the carpeting was tired, and in a few spots it exhibited some ancient stain or other discoloring. Still, he might be able to entice some woman inside his room and onto his bed. Maybe.
Well, if you didn't consider the mannerisms of the old lady he rented the room from, anyway. Crazy old Margaret owned the two-bedroom house. Along with charging him a rent of five hundred dollars a month, she'd given him a long sheet of paper with all of her prohibitions and stipulations printed on it. No drinking, no drugs, no loud music, no partying, and absolutely no members of the opposite sex were allowed.
Basically, Donald sighed, the overzealous and strict old woman was taking a lot of the fun out of his life. Since he'd been hard-pressed to find a similar rent and accommodations in that part of town, he'd gone ahead and signed the rental agreement. Dutifully, he paid off the first month's rent along with the security deposit. The alcohol and drugs he could do without, since he was definitely mellowing out in his thirties. As for the music, he purchased himself a good pair of headphones to take care of that. The lack of sex, however, was growing into a very large annoyance. It was as if since old Margaret wasn't getting laid, neither was anyone else under her roof.
Donald recalled a scene from a month prior, the last time he had gone out on a date. That was with Sallie, a perky blonde who stood all of five-foot-two, and who kissed in a way that he'd never been able to get enough of. It was too bad that he and Sallie hadn't been talking as much online anymore. Donald was slowly coming to the conclusion that she'd moved on and left him adrift like an old piece of flotsam. His erratic work schedule that always cut across the heart of the day and most weekends didn't help matters here, either.
Donald began feeling a bit depressed. Had he owned a car, perhaps he would have jumped in it and driven somewhere far away from where he lived. Perhaps he could get lost out there and never have to come back to his mundane and boring life. But no, Donald did not have a car. His prospects for entertaining himself rested exclusively on the city's public transportation system, or on the more or less reliable foot-mobile.
Feeling something approaching resignation, Donald went back to his computer screen. Full of wants and wishes, he scanned over the numerous profiles of happy, smiling women he'd never have the opportunity to meet in person.
Later that afternoon, Donald stepped out of his room. He'd taken a few naps and watched a few comedy shows, and that had lightened up his mood by not much. Now he was on his way to the kitchen to warm up a can of soup.
The quiet man took a quick glance into the living room, noticing that the news was playing on the tube, but that Old Margaret was nowhere in sight. The old woman did that sometimes; leave the TV on while she was over at a neighbor's house and chatting the day away. Margaret explained that strange habit to him on a couple of occasions. By leaving the television on it would deter potential burglars from breaking into the house, because no burglar would dare to break into a house while someone was in it. But let Donald leave his ceiling fan on overnight when the heat was unbearable, and lo and behold, there would be hell to pay to Margaret come the next morning.
The woman was paranoid and borderline insane, Donald thought, as he emptied the soup can's contents into a small pot and added a short spurt of water. When he'd first moved in, his landlord had taken to following him around the house. The suspicious Margaret would even go into the bathroom right after he'd used it, stink and all, in case he'd inadvertently left any drug paraphernalia lying around like a moron. Thank goodness she'd eased up a bit, about that.
Donald patiently waited for his soup to warm up. He considered what his life would be like if he lived elsewhere, or if he were better looking, or a rich man, when his thoughts became distracted by an unexpected sound. It was the sound of a person quietly crying nearby. With some concern, Donald left the kitchen and went into the living room to lower the volume on the TV set. He listened intently for the strange lamentation. At first he could not localize it, and afterward it halted as unexpectedly as it had commenced.
As Donald ate his soup in the tiny afterthought of a dining room, he thought he heard the sound of crying a second time. He passed it off as having come from the TV set. When Margaret came back into the house, the first thing she did was to scold him for having fiddled with the volume control on the television. This resulted in Donald quickly finishing off his light meal and heading back to his bedroom for peace and quiet.
Donald thought he heard that same strange crying, as he lay in bed and waited for sleep to come to him. It would be considered unusual for him to get out of bed to investigate, according to Margaret's observations and expectations of him. Because of that, he simply stayed in place and began to wonder who could possibly be making such pitiful sounds.
When sleep finally found him, it brought strange nightmares to Donald's mind. He dreamt that he was running through the woods, panting and out of breath. Behind him he could hear angry voices. He was being chased, he quickly realized, by a mob wielding torches, axes and pitchforks. The people were shouting curses at him. They wore an unusual fashion of clothing, made of rough cloth, leather or fur. The clothing included doublets, vests with white shirts underneath, breeches, knitted caps, straw hats, felt hats and the like.
They meant to kill him, Donald understood in a panic. He tried to run from the mob, but his movements were sluggish and cumbersome. It was a bizarre sensation, as if he was not running but sloshing along on the ground like a great, fat lump. He felt twigs and bumps below him as he moved, felt leaves sticking wetly to his flesh, felt coarse and rough patches of bark as his glob-like form flowed around trees and bent aside saplings.
The men chasing him were much faster. They surrounded him, stabbing at him with their pitchforks and hacking at him with their axes. Donald cried out from the enormity of the pain ripping through his flesh. They meant to rip him to pieces, he saw. Back in the distance, one man ordered a few of the others to start gathering tinder. They meant to hack him apart, Donald realized, and to burn the chunks right after. There was nothing he could do about it.