Driving out into the toney suburbs of New Orleans, Gus had the top down on his car. Breathing in deep the fresh air of the countryside, so clear and sweet compared to the oppressive stink that always hung over the city during the summer. Despite the beauty of the surroundings he was troubled as he relived the confrontation with Jasmine the night before over and over in his mind. Unable to process rationally, he filed it all away as a "woman thing" and tried to put it out of his mind. Part of him loved Jasmine but if this weird stunt was an indication of her real personality, perhaps it best he stop seeing her. Sighing as he realized this would also mean the prohibition of her gorgeous body in his bed, his mind focused on the task at hand, brunch with his sister.
He had no illusions that this would be pleasant. Margaret was so driven that it exhausted him and now that she and "Pete" needed a favor from him, he braced himself for her full court press. Reaching the stone wall of Saint Bernard Parish Country Club, he slowed his car to wait his turn at the gate.
"Can I help you, sir?" the guard skeptically asked as he looked Gus up and down. He had seen his kind before; good looking gigolos out to suck and fuck his way through the bored rich lives lounging by the pool looking for fun or always wanting to take the new golf instructor out for a test drive.
"I am here to have lunch with Mrs. Landrieu please."
Crooking his eyebrows up, he scowled. "Is she expecting YOU?"
"I would hope so." Gus replied, sensing the irritation in the security guard. Loving nothing more than to mess with rent-a-cops like this, he fought the urge to say something inappropriate. Despite everything, he loved his sister and did not want to cause her trouble. Sighing loudly, he pulled out his ID and handed it to the guard, adding "I am her brother!!!"
"Oh, pardon me sir, pardon me. I had no idea. Yes, please, drive right in. The clubhouse is at the end of the road to the right, just past the putting green."
Saying nothing, and feigning the most snotty attitude he could muster, he drove through the gate. Driving down the palm lined drive, he could see the early Saturday morning golfers out in force. Most were much older than he was, but some were his same age and all were wearing the most garish bright pinks and other pastels on laughably loud pants. Looking down at his crisp white linen slacks, pink izod shirt and penny loafer covered feet, he realized that this is the exact look the so called "better half" liked. Loud and stupid, and after the shopping spree Margaret had dragged him through he now had a closet full of this insipid uniform. Dropping his keys into the valets hand he walked into the large dining room of the club.
The room was as spectacular as it was large. Well over fifty tables were placed around the room decorated in the high French Louis XIV style. Gold angels floated in the corners of the room, each holding lamps that at one time had been powered by gas when the club was originally built. On one wall a spectacular window opened out onto a large patio that overlooked the golf course. On the other wall, obviously meant to mimic Versailles, thirty mirrors, each rising to the ceiling, covered the entire surface. The effect was to make a huge room seem even larger and as he walked down the red carpeted staircase into the dining room, he felt like he was walking onto a stage.
His stomach growled as the delicious smells of freshly made beignets, butter smothers grits and tons of sausage wafted through the air. His entrance obviously had attracted attention as every blue haired (and equally blue blooded) woman in the room turned to see who had just entered. Being the only man in the place, those with penises obviously out playing golf as their wives enjoyed brunch, he felt the hungry stares sizing him up as he strolled over to his sisters table. He knew that some of these ladies had boy toys on the side, and from the looks on some of their very bo-toxed faces, captured permanently into the perpetual surprised look, they wondered who he belonged to. Watching him sit down at Margaret's table, he felt the room slump in disappointment.
"You look great Gus! Just great. I love the pants, so much nicer than your nouveau Hobo look." She laughed as he grinned and sat down.
As the coffee was poured and the first course of shrimp and grits served, Gus finally dispensed with the small talk. "OK Margaret, I am here as commanded. What favor do you need? I mean if it is about tonight, you really do not have to worry. I am not going to embarrass you or Pierre at the Vallandingham's party. I am not a moron you know."
Her mouth full of grits, Margaret nodded. "I know, I know. Look, I know you can behave, but tonight I want you to be on your best behavior. You see, well, you have made quite an impression on Sarah. She would kill me if she knew I told you this, but she is obsessed with you. At my office it is all Gus this and Gus that, and I can tell she is in love. Her mother, a HUGE contributor to Pete by the way, is very anxious to set her up with a good catholic boy like you."
Laughing Gus through his head back and grinned wildly. Although she was definitely not the type of girl he normally went out with, way too prim and uptight, she was definitely very attractive. "Boy are they off base! Hell, I haven't been to mass since High School!"
"Yes, I know, and that is where the favor comes in..."
"I knew it. So, you want me to be a good Catholic boy for the duration Sis? Should I get out my old missal I had as an altar boy? I wonder if I still remember the Hail Mary? How does it go again? Hail Mary full of grace, I want a girl to sit on my face!"
"GUS!!! PLEASE!!!" Margaret cried, immediately crossing herself.
"Don't get your panties in a bind Sis. I am only kidding." Looking up towards the ceiling, Gus crossed himself and said. "Just kidding God, and Mary of course." Looking over at his horrified sister, he smiled his most charming grin. "Really, I will play my part. So, you want me to be a good Catholic boy toy to your rich donor's daughter, do I have that right?"
"Well, it sounds dirty when you say it. This girl used to be a Nun, so I doubt you would be a boy toy, but she does like you. God knows why, but she really really likes you."
Leaning back in his chair, Gus grinned. "Hey, what can I say. I am compelling."
"And because she likes you, and has not had a lot of experience with men, I really do need you to be on your best behavior with her. Show her a good time, take her out, but but... Well..."
"No fucking right?" he laughed.
Wincing at his crudity and looking around to make sure no one had heard she whispered back. "Yes, no fucking little brother! It is a foolish sister who does not know her own brother, and I know you are a dog. God knows, you have just as much of a wandering dick as Dad did."
"HEY! That was unkind."