I have been a big outdoors man and hunter my whole life.
When I say hunter I mean I have taken thousands of animals from all over the world. Guided other hunters in California and Texas an at different times in my life made a living just from hunting.
I have been married twice an had a lady in my life for a few years that loved to hunt but that is all in my past.
I met a woman a years ago. She is also a hunter so i gave her a call. When she learn how much I hunted an the amount of access I have to great hunting places we started to spend more time together. Just as friends and amazing hunting partner.
We shared our life's and talked a lot about hunting adventures from our past and what we wanted to do some day as a ultimate thing while hunting.
She shared her wish to stick a wild hog. Something I have done lots of time when I had a pack of dogs and guided for about 15 years.
Sticking a hog involves the dogs finding the hog and holding it in 1 place then someone grabs the hog by its hind legs to control it an another person stabs it with a large knife low behind the shoulder in its heart.
When done right the animals dies quickly.
I shared that with all the women in my life an all the hunting I have done I always wanted to take a large game animal while I was naked.
THE HUNT
We went to a ranch I knew well that she had also been on with me. We where hunting in a open top side by side that gets around the ranch well an is easy to see animals from.
We where driving around. I had my small hunting dog with us that can blood track and help flush hogs out of the brush.
As the morning started to warm up we took our jackets off. I for years I have used a camouflage parka that goes down to me knees.
As we where parked and removing our jackets she said why don't you hunt naked an you can finally take a animals in the nude.
Thinking for only a second and said sure. Quickly stripped naked and put my parka back on.
As we started hunting again we joked about what I was doing driving around in just my parka and hunting boots.
Not long after getting started again a huge wild hog crossed the dirt road ahead of us. My dog was very alert to this and growling.
Quickly jumping out of the side by side I dropped my parka and grabbed my rifle. There I was looking down my rifle with nothing on but my boots. Taking aim I squeeze the trigger.
The hog was moving quick and I knew the shot was way back in the ass or hind leg. I quickly told my dog go get it.. He look off down the road and cut into the brush where the hog entered.
I told my friend to stay in the buggy because a wounded hog is very dangerous. I had lots of experience with this exact situation.
Slowly walking to the spot the hog entered the brush I could hear it grunting and clacking his tusks together something large boars do. My dog was barking Ike crazy an I know it was not a kill shot. This hog needed to be finished off as soon as possible.
In a flash the boar charged out of the brush and tried to ram me. I side stepped it and an raised my gun. The boar was very quick an spun back at me on a dime. All I could do was drop my rifle bend at the knees, stick me hands out and grab him as he hit me hard.
As the hog hit me I was already moving to the side. He hit my hands an slid right past my leg I reached for his back leg. As this all was going on my dog was in the hogs face helping distract it. We all started spinning in a circle and I was yelling to my friend grab the knife grab the knife.
I knew at this point the large boar would have to be stuck with a knife. If I tried to let go to grab the rifle I would be ripped open by his large tusks an there was know way it could be shot again while I was half way over his back holding on to a hind leg.
Being naked had totally slipped my mind an it came to me again as I tried to control this huge hog.
I had wounded it in the top of its hind leg. It was bleeding quite a bit and the blood was getting all over me. My arms where covered in blood from wrestling with the boar for control and the blood was also on my stomach running down my legs as I held on for life.
It seemed like it had been a long time since yelling for my friend to get the knife. But truly this all happened in a minute or two. I knew she would be in the fight soon because this was also something she really wanted to do.