Yet another cautionary tale. Be careful what you wish for.
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It was late October, and the annual Halloween party at Ray's Tavern was in full swing.
The Allman Brothers 'Blue Sky' played on the juke box and the bar was filled with costumed patrons. There were sexy nurses, maids and spectacled librarians with very tight and short skirts.
On the other end of the spectrum, there were cowboys in spurs and chaps, Roman gladiators and muscular Highway Patrolmen. Liquor and cold beer flowed like the animated conversations.
All Hallows Eve.
When the veil separating this world and the beyond was thinnest. When the most strident spirits were thought to be able to cross the boundary.
Vinny Garoppolo sat at his usual spot at the bar, nursing a cold draft beer and taking in the luscious scenery. The interior was well lit and warm. The flesh was pressing close for refills of whatever they were drinking.
A nearby woman with cat ears and drawn whiskers in a tight leopard print dress stepped up to the bar.
"I'd like a vodka soda." She said.
"I can sell you the soda." said the bartender. "You're on your own for the vodka."
"I don't understand."
"We only have license to sell beers. You bring your own liquor and we can mix your drink.
The drawback is that once you break the seal, you can't legally transport the bottle. You either have to leave it here or finish it off.
We can't sell a drink, but we can sell a drunk."
"That's insane!" said the woman.
"Welcome to Utah. Please set your clocks back 20 years."
the bartender laughed.
Vinny said, "Give her a shot of my stash please Johnny."
The bartender pulled a bottle of Grey Goose from beneath the bar and mixed a drink.
"Thank you, kind sir," Kitty said. "I'm Cassidy. Cass."
"Nice to meet you. I'm Vinny. Pickle to my friends."
"There has to be a story behind that." She said.
"Vinny Garoppolo. Vinegar Oppolo.
I've had the nickname since Jr. High."
"And who are you dressed as tonight, Pickle?"
"I'm Kokopelli. Spirit god. Bringer of rain and abundant crops. Most of the tribes in the Southwest recognize him in one form or another. He's seen in petroglyphs and
Native American artwork as far south as Northern Mexico.
Pickle was wearing a daypack. There was a flute attached in a pouch alongside. His hair was shoulder length, braided in corn rows.
Cassie noticed the flute. "Are you a musician?" She asked.
"More of a trader. A sojourner."
"What do you trade?"
"New songs for old. Good fortune for kisses."
Cassie smiled a wary smile. "Is that all?" She asked.
"For the most part."
"What's in your backpack?"
"Seeds for a bountiful harvest. Blessings. Bundles of Joy."
"But we've barely met." She purred.
"Fortune favors the bold," Said the trickster. "Would you favor me with a dance?"
The pair coupled up on the dance floor. 'Oh, Darling' by the Beatles was the tune. They rocked in rhythm to the song. Pickle felt her firm breasts occasionally graze his chest as they danced and she gently held him around his neck.
Oh! Darling, please believe me
I'll never do you no harm
Believe me when I tell you
I'll never do you no harm
Oh! Darling, if you leave me
I'll never make it alone
Believe me when I beg you, ooh
Don't ever leave me alone
"This is nice," she said. "You smell like wam cookies."
The tune segued to another Beatles song, 'While My guitar Gently Weeps,' so they continued to dance. Halfway through the song it became impossible to ignore a pissed off cowboy standing at the edge of the dance floor.
"You know that guy?" asked Pickle.
"That's Jimmy. My boyfriend." She replied. "I should probably go talk to him. It was fun while it lasted. Thank you."
Pickle returned to his place at the bar with a heavy heart. His blood was warmed and he was more than disappointed to be cast back into the mix. C'est la amor.
"Is this seat taken?" came the question from his blind side.
He turned to observe a raven haired beauty. She was the most beautiful woman he had seen in a long time.
Her complexion was dark.
Her almond shaped eyes were bottomless pools of coal black night.
Her impish smile was beguiling, but lacked something. Mirth, perhaps.
She wore a loose velvet blouse and a floor length sateen skirt cinched at her trim waist by a belt of silver conjo medallions.
She had a cloth bag, worn cross-shoulder hung at her waist.
She had on a silver squash blossom necklace adorned with gemstones he had not seen before.
She was a vision of femininity and grace.
She smelled vaguely of fireworks.
"Well, hello." said Pickle. "And who might you be?"
"I'm a Skinwalker," was her answer.
"Pardon?"
"A skinwalker. Yee naaldlooshnii.
I cast spells and wreak havoc. Punish my enemies.
I'm a shapeshifter. Do you like my choice?"
"Very much so. Nice costume." He said.