I had always been intrigued by the old lady that sat in the corner of my local pub. She was there in the same spot each time I went. I was usually with friends and we'd have a few beers together. She smiled at me one night and I wanted to go over and talk to her. I decided against it though as I couldn't face the merciless ribbing I would get from my friends. However, on this particular night I was on my own.
I didn't go over straight away. I stood at the bar and drank my pint. I could feel someone looking at me. She was smiling at me. I smiled back at her then quickly looked down at my beer. I was still too embarrassed to go over. What would people think if I started chatting up an old lady? I was only 21 and she must have been 70 something at least.
I downed a few more beers and finally plucked up enough courage to go over.
'Do you mind if I sit here?' I asked.
'Not at all young man, I was wondering when you were going to come over,' she said impishly.
I sat opposite her at the small table and noticed she had hardly touched her drink. She definitely didn't look any younger close up. The black head scarf and frumpy looking clothes didn't help. She did have a twinkle in her eye though. Underneath the dowdy exterior there was a certain kind of mischievousness about her. She had a playful flirtatiousness that most women her age didn't have.
'What's a nice young man doing talking to an old crone like me?'
'Don't you have a girlfriend?' she continued.
'Just thought you looked a little lonely and no I don't have a girlfriend,' I replied.
'Those young girls don't know what they're missing!'
I remember my cock twitching as she said those words. I couldn't believe I was getting turned on by an old granny. As we continued chatting I began to notice her large plump breasts. She asked me how old I was, I told her.
'That's a very good age, I won't tell you how old I am,' she laughed.
We chatted for almost an hour. I couldn't believe how attracted I was to her. I'd never been turned on by a woman this old before. What was it about her that was so special? Why had I been imagining what she looked like naked?
When she gently touched my thigh my already semi erect cock became almost painfully hard against my jeans.
'It's getting late young man, would you like to walk me home?' she asked.
'Yeah sure,' I replied.
'Splendid, I don't live very far away.'
I think I managed to hide my raging hard on as I left the pub with the old woman. Although I do remember getting some strange looks. I didn't care though.
It took about ten minutes to get to her house. It was a very ordinary 1930s semi detached house.
'I think you should come in for a night cap,' she said casually.
I accepted her offer and followed her inside. I remember the house feeling cold and like it hadn't been lived in.
'Actually, shall we skip the the night cap and go straight to the bedroom?' she asked. 'That's what you want isn't it young man?'
'Yes it is what I want,' I stammered.