Shelia looked up from her desk at Jones Realty. When her eyes settled on the clock on the wall, her face darkened into a frown. Ricky, again, was late. He was usually late and once again she found herself all alone in the small office. That, in itself, was not particularly surprising. She was quite used to being alone all day β just like yesterday and, in reality, every day. It was irritating but certainly not unexpected.
She had long ago gotten quite used to her daily solitude. Being the "office manager" of a real estate office in a Podunk town like McKee Kentucky did not require a lot of staff. None actually. And, in fact, it also rarely included any customers either.
This lack of customers was probably for the best. Anyone unfortunate enough to enter her office, would, after one quick glance around the ramshackle interior of Jones Realty, be certain to immediately determine that this was a place best to be avoided. After all, who in their right mind, after taking a gander at the warped, stark institutional-white walls, festooned with old calendars of bikini clad girls holding various wrenches, not pause and wonder if this was truly a place of business and not some sort of bizarre time warp. First stop β 1974. There would be no doubt they certainly would not want to entrust their life savings to the employees of this dump.
But, if this highly dated and inappropriate dΓ©cor was not enough to scare away any customers, any further doubts would be cleared from their minds after inhaling the whiff of the stale coffee heavily perfuming the air. There, in the corner of the room, the twenty-five-year-old Mr. Coffee maker was on. It was always on; and the carafe, once clear, now looked as if it was made of amber. Decades of java brewed, and burned, inside had permanently stained it brown. It added to the overall atmosphere of decay.
This was no problem though. Solitude was fine with Shelia and she hated showing houses anyway. Staying in the office was more her speed, and McKee Kentucky was a buyer's market. The U-Haul's leaving town outnumbered the ones entering by a factor of ten. She had not shown a house for sale for months.
No, her time was spent managing the various rental properties owned by owner of the company, Tim Jones, and that work was mostly conducted over the phone. Her days were filled by calling in repairmen to fix decrepit fridges or running down deadbeats whose rent checks bounced. It was a boring job, but not a bad gig and she considered herself lucky. Jobs, even shitty ones like this, were in short supply in this part of Kentucky. Figuring she had time to kill, she went back to reading the latest issue of US magazine. Celebrity gossip always was a good time killer. Her head popped up when she heard the door open.
"You're late," she said as Ricky walked in the door.
"Late? What are you talking about?" Ricky said as he glanced down at his watch. "It's only 8 AM?"
"Don't you remember what I told you yesterday?"
Ricky shook his head and smirked. "Well, obviously since you are bitching, and it is very early for that to start, you can assume I did not."
Shelia smiled and her tight, overly made up face relaxed as a wave of Deja-vu flowed over her body. This was a standard conversation, one often repeated. Ricky was a fuckup. He was not a bad guy, and literally would do anything she asked, but, sadly, there were a ratchet sets missing from his mental craftsman toolbox. Still, he was very useful. If she needed the pool filters changed at one of the properties, she sent Ricky. If one of the washing machines broke at the 'Wash n Dry' Jones Realty managed, Ricky was on it, wrench in hand. And today she had another job for him, one that came up all too often. He needed to go clean out an abandoned apartment where the tenant skipped out on the rent. Kentucky had seen better times, but those times were quite a while ago and this chore was a seemingly monthly duty now.
"Well..., it doesn't matter," Shelia said, "but, Tim needs you to clean out one of the apartments this morning. He wants to get it ready to show by tomorrow, if possible."
"Ah, another rent skipper, eh?"
"Yeah," Shelia said, "third this month. Boy, did I call this one."
"You usually do."
"Well, I had a bad feeling about that girl from the moment she came in here to sign the lease. One look at those Daisy Dukes and the tube top told me all I needed to know." She shook her head and added, "I just don't know why Tim keeps on insisting on renting his apartments to these low rent redneck whores. If you ask me, he is just asking for trouble. They make terrible tenants." She frowned before she added, "and that bitch didn't even put down a security deposit!"
"Hey..., don't talk shit about redneck whores!" Ricky exclaimed as he smiled. "I would never get laid without em."
"Pig," Shelia said as she laughed. "Knowing where your paycheck always goes, I should have just asked you for the money directly, she probably got most of it from you anyway. She was a dancer over at the Doll House, you know."
"Really? Well, It would have been more efficient," Ricky said with a laugh. "Although, I doubt you would want the whole amount in ones."
Shaking her head, she said, "well, these girls have their charms, no doubt, but still..., as a group, they suck as renters."
"Clover Hill?" Ricky asked.
Shelia smiled and nodded. "Of course, where else?"
Ricky laughed as he said, "figures."
The location was not a surprise to Ricky. Clover Hill Apartments was one of the more rundown apartment complexes Jones Realty managed, and was very popular with the more "transient" residents of McKee. The rent was cheap, the lease was month to month and all utilities were included. For those living hand to mouth, it was the go-to place. He had made many trips to Clover Hill over the years for just such a duty and he sighed as he thought about his day to come. It would not be pleasant. It was so fucking hot today, he hoped the renter had not left any food in the refrigerator. That shit is a bitch to clean.
"Which apartment is it?" Ricky asked.
Shelia glanced over at her computer, typed in a few keystrokes and pulled up the record. "I got it right here. Resident - Tammy Richardson. Age - 20. Unit - 303. Occupation - Dancer." She paused as she looked over at Ricky and said, "Maybe you didn't tip her well enough for those lap dances you love so much. We should really have a no-dancer policy."
"Don't be a bitch, Shelia," Ricky said with a grin. "Dancers have to live somewhere, you know."
"Yeah...," she said as she exhaled, "I know, but it pretty much fits the stereotype, doesn't it? "Lookey, I ain't no prude. I don't care how these girls make their money, tis no skin off my nose, but I just wish those bitches would pay their damn rent on time. This skedaddling off in the middle of the night routine is getting old."
"Shit, I bet there is going to be a mess to deal with," Ricky said. "There always is when someone leaves in the middle of the night."
"Maybe not. The girl didn't live there very long, and her neighbors said she was quiet. Hopefully it won't be too big of a job." She smiled as she looked over at Ricky, a frown forming on his face, and added, "I know it sucks to have to gather up garbage in the middle of the summer, but a job is a job, and Tim wants this taken care of today."
"So, she just up and left in the middle of the night with no word to nobody?" Ricky said.
"Apparently so. I got suspicious when she was late with this month's rent," Shelia said as she raised her eyebrow. "Not a surprising event, but, she had always been on time before. When I went by her place to deliver the past due notice, I saw she was gone. Her mail had piled up, so she it looks like she must have skipped out a few days ago."