"Death doesn't exist. It never did.. Everything that happens before Death is what counts."
-Ray Bradbury, "Something Wicked This Way Comes"
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It was late, and everyone else had gone home. There was no one to keep Sharon company. No one but the dead.
Sometimes, when she was alone in the museum like this, she thought of the collection as something she could hear. Most of the artifacts were made to be vessels for some ancient god or spirit, after all, so the building should be crawling with the sounds of old ghosts and gods. If she listened carefully enough, would she hear the ancient priests touching the possessions they were buried with or caressing the outlines of their own mummified bodies? Would she hear them ask what became of their sacred tombs? Would she hear their prayers?
She took her glasses off and pinched the brow of her nose. God, I've been working here too long, she thought. She drank her cold coffee and looked around the cluttered office. I should go home. It's too late to be here. Too late to be surrounded by all these dead people and their dead things. It wasn't that she didn't love the job; bigger museums had offered her jobs with better money and more prestige, but she always turned them down. She stayed because she wanted to be with the collection. But on nights like this, alone, in the dark, it was too easy to think of the building as her own tomb. She felt like one of the slaves buried with the old kings, tending the dead forever.
Someone knocked on her office door. She jumped. "Dr. Hiller?" said a voice. She groaned; Marcus. She'd forgotten he was still in the building.
"Come in," she said. He looked slightly sheepish standing in her doorway. He always did.
"I finished in D-Gallery like you asked." He looked at the floor rather than at her, idly clicking the box cutter he used to remove the wire from the shipping crates. She always told him he'd lose a finger if he kept doing that.
"Good," she said, moving papers around her desk in a meaningless way.
"Is there anything else?".
She thought. "Inventory the new artifacts for A-Gallery one more time. Then you can go. Make sure everything is in the right place. But don't touch anything this time." She still hadn't looked at him. Maybe if she didn't look at him he wouldn't ask. He made it as far as the door before turning around. Damn, she thought.
"Dr. Hiller, I was wonderingโ"
"No."
He blinked. "I didn't even finish?"
"Would I like to join you for a drink after work? That's what you were going to ask, right?"
"My friend is opening a new bar in the city tonight. We could drive up."
"It's late."
"We can still make the after-party."
"You're my assistant, and it's not appropriate for us to date."
"One drink?"
"Is one too many. Go do inventory. Now." He shut the door very quietly behind him. Sharon pinched the bridge of her nose again. A headache was coming on. Where was the rest of that coffee?
She was in the middle of pouring and wondering whether falling asleep at your desk this many times per week was a warning sign of something or other when she heard Marcus screaming. She took the time to place the full coffee cup on her desk without spilling a drop before running out. She took the stairs to A-Gallery two at a time and, out of habit, inventoried the room with a sweep of her eyes as she entered: the sarcophagus of Lady Mesehti straight ahead, the entrance to the replica tomb to the right, the collection of canopic jars and mummified animals against the near wall. And against the back wall, the new relics from the tomb of Usermontu, vizier to Horemheb. Marcus was standing next to Usermontu's sarcophagus; the display case was open, and was the lid off.
"Marcus! What the fuck are you doing?"
"There's something in here! There's something inโoh my God, did you just swear? I've never heard youโ"
She pulled him away from the display. He nearly fell over.
" Did you open the sarcophagus after I specifically told you not to touch anything? You put your hands on our brand-new, incredibly old, incredibly valuable, INCREDIBLY fragileโ"
"I thought I heard something moving in there. I was afraid a rat or something might have gotten in and damaged it, so I peeked."
"You should have gotten me," said Sharon. She felt her face go red and realized she was clenching her hands into fists. "You really crossed the line this time. I can't cover forโ"
"There's a mummy," Marcus said.
She stopped. "What?"
"In the coffin. There's a mummy in there."
Sharon blinked, then shook her head. "No there's not."
"I just saw it, I was looking right at it. Hell, it was looking right at me. See for yourself."
"This is just Usermontu's sarcophagus. Usermontu isn't in it. There were no remains whenโ"
She looked inside. She screamed. Putting a hand to her heart, she backed away. "Told you," said Marcus.
"Shut up"
She looked again. The mummy lay with its arms folded. Its skin was black with bitumen, and there were no wrappings except for a few stray scraps of linen. Sharon exhaled in a rush.
"Well?" said Marcus.
"Well what?"
"Is it real?"
"Yes. ...I don't know. ...yes. Go to my office and find the number for the seller."
"Why?"
"No reason, I just thought that the man who sold us this artifact would want to know that he mislaid a 3,000-year-old dead body."
Marcus checked his watch. "It's a three-hour time difference?"
"People wake up for this kind of thing."
She examined the mummy while Marcus was gone. It was in excellent condition, especially considering it had been unwrapped. It had fingernails, eyelids, and what looked like a few hairs on its scalp. The mouth was slightly open and the dried, flat stump of a tongue peeked out. One of its kneecaps was gone, but other than that it looked intact. It was an incredible find; but where the hell had it come from?
There was no answer when she called the seller. She left a message saying that there was an urgent problem with the artifact and to please call back. Marcus brought a heavy flashlight from her office and she shone it over the body. Its sudden appearance felt like a third wheel, and for a for a while neither knew what to say. "For the record," Sharon said after a moment, "I haven't forgotten that you touched the display."
"Got it."
"I may still get you fired. I haven't decided yet."