The Southgate Video Store is a local landmark in my neighborhood. Originally, it had been a general video store with tapes of all descriptions. But as the demand for x-rated videos continued to increase, the store gradually changed to exclusively handle triple-X tapes, magazines, and adult toys of all kinds. I was off work while I recovered from a nervous breakdown and, being a single, horny guy, it's not unexpected that I found myself there on a lazy Thursday afternoon, browsing through the tapes and DVDs for something interesting. Masturbation calms me down. Grabbing a couple of tapes, I began slowly walking toward the check-out counter, always looking for a better title with a hotter babe in the cover photo.
Big and friendly, Chuck had been working there since the beginning, before they had x-rated material of any kind. I can't think of a more familiar face in my life than Chuck, who hasn't changed a bit over the years. As I approached the counter, he smiled. "Hi, Rick. How's it going today?"
"Good, Chuck. I was just reminiscing about the way this place used to be."
"Yeah. The Disney days are a thing of the past."
I chuckled and handed him the tapes. "I think I'll rent these two for today."
Chuck inspected the titles. "Yep. This one, βBlowjob Surprise,' is one of our most popular three day rentals," he said as he brought up my account on the monitor.
"Really?"
"Yeah. I don't know why. I haven't seen it yet."
"Well, I'll let you know what it's like." He scanned them to my account and, when we were done, I went home with a mission; to see why this video was so popular.
I popped in the first movie and got comfortable. It's terrific. The women are all awesome, fucking and sucking every guy they meet. The main character is the best-looking girl of all, though she's noticeably absent from the action scenes. Finally, it's right near the end and she seems to have had a change of heart. She strips, showing her big natural breasts and her muscular thighs. Now she aggressively corners the biggest stud in the movie and pushes him down on the bed. He's in shock as she swoops down and swallows all eight inches of him. She sucks and licks and rubs his cock on her face, and it's clear that he's almost ready to blow. So was I, because I'd been pulling on my cock since the scene started. Then, just as he starts to cum, the camera angle changes to a close-up of her face. She glares at him for just a second and then ..... she bites! I was in shock. He screamed horribly and grabbed her hair, trying to pull her off, but she hung on tight, biting, chewing, and tearing at his cock with her teeth. With a last pull, she ripped off his manhood. Then, she laughed in his face, taunting him by continuing to chew his emasculated cockflesh with her blood-stained teeth while he bled like a stuck pig.
Enough was enough. I stabbed at the stop button and just sat there in shock. It was the most horrible video I've ever seen. To think that a beautiful girl would do that to a guy just for fun. I could understand if he had tried to rape her. But to just bite it right off for pleasure. What kind of a sick bitch would do that? That poor guy.
I had to get my mind off it or I knew I would have nightmares. I decided to watch the other video. I switched the tapes and sat down again, trying to forget the image of that vicious woman chewing on that piece of his cock. The other tape is, thankfully, more standard fare. Fewer actors in it, but it's still good. It's simply a couple having sex in a variety of ways and locations. But the girl was damn sexy, and she had all my attention. I loved the way she gave head. She had a gentle touch, her large lips clinging softly to his cock as she slid her mouth along it. As the tape reached its conclusion, the lovers are in a passionate embrace and she slides down his muscled body and starts giving him a blow job. He's soon moaning and starting to pump into her mouth. I'm jerking my cock as fast as I can.
Fuck! She's BITING IT OFF!!!
I couldn't believe the video store would rent shit like this. It's impossible. Was I having some kind of a relapse or something? It didn't make sense. Why would they be renting videos of women biting off men's cocks? I wondered if I was imagining things like I did before I went into the hospital.
I decided to see if my neighbor, Henry, was home and get him to watch them. If he saw it too, I'd know it's not just me. I needed a witness.
I rewound the videos and carried them down the hall to Henry's place. He answered the door in those ugly grey sweats he's always wearing.
"Hi, Henry. I've got a couple of pornos I thought you might want to watch. You interested?"
His sleepy face lit up. "Fuck, yeah. Thanks, man." He eagerly took them from me.
"There's something weird about them, though."
"Weird? Like how?"
I didn't want to say anything. Nobody wants a crazy for a neighbor. "Just watch them and let me know if you see anything strange."
He looked at me suspiciously. "Sure, Rick. I'll watch them right now."
I went back to my place and turned on the TV. A few hours later while I was watching Buffy, the Vampire Slayer, Henry knocked at my door.
"Thanks for the videos. I didn't see anything unusual. Just the usual fuck and suck. They did make me horny though. I may have to find a hooker before the night is out." He laughed like it's the funniest thing in the world.
I looked at him blankly. Was he telling the truth? I nodded and took the tapes from him, closing the door without a word.
I don't understand. He must have skipped the endings. I considered watching them again, but I couldn't do it. Frustrated and angry, I decided to confront them at the video store when I returned the movies. They would have a lot of explaining to do for renting trash like that. My nerves were shot and I was trembling. Though it was very early, I decided to go straight to bed.
At 3:00 A.M., I woke up to my phone ringing. I wondered who the hell would call me at that hour. I dragged myself toward the phone and groggily said, "Hello?"
"Mr. Andrews?"
"Yes. Who is this?"
"Balcones Hospital calling about your friend, Henry Jacobson. He listed you as the contact person to notify in case of an emergency. Mr. Jacobson was brought into the emergency room about an hour ago suffering from a detached penis."
"What?" I was suddenly wide awake. "How did that happen?"
"The information is a little sketchy but, as best as we can ascertain, Mr. Jacobson was visiting a prostitute and she bit off his penis. He lost a lot of blood and is in serious, but stable, condition right now. We are going to keep him here a couple of days until he is strong enough to go home."
"Were they able to reattach it?"
"No, unfortunately we weren't able to find it. It looks like the woman may have actually eaten it, but we're not sure. The police are still looking for her for questioning."
"Questioning? Aren't they going to arrest her?"
"Well, I'm just a nurse, but in cases like this in the past, if the woman claims self-defense, the police can't really do anything about it."
"Jesus," I muttered. "Can I talk to Henry?"
"He is under heavy sedation right now. You might want to wait until tomorrow to talk to him. I'm sorry about your friend, Mr. Andrews. Good night."
Christ, what a way to be woken up. Poor Henry must have been suffering more than I could imagine. I could picture that vicious woman with his dick in her mouth, biting like an animal, blood everywhere. And then, once she'd torn it away, to see her chew it up and actually EAT it, taking it from him forever.
My god, I had to get back to sleep. What was happening to the world? I needed to forget. If I didn't stop thinking about all the cock-biting, I really would go crazy. I twisted and turned for hours in bed, fending off images of smiling women with bloody mouths. Finally, I drifted off at about seven and slept through the morning. I woke up just before noon, determined to go down to that video store and find out what the hell was going on.
As I entered Southgate Video, I immediately noticed that Chuck wasn't there. It seemed suspicious, until I remembered that he doesn't start work until three o'clock. Damn, I'd have to deal with the young jerks they had working there during the day. Two of them were manning the counter. One is short, fat, and blonde. The other is tall and skinny, with black hair and a pierced lip. I explained what had outraged me about the videos. The two clerks stared at each other blankly for a moment. Then the tall one grabbed the tapes and put them in separate machines. They fast-forwarded them to the end and we all watched. I felt a cold chill run through me as each scene began to play out. But to my astonishment, nothing happened! There was no dick-biting of any kind and both movies finished with normal blowjobs.
"There's got to be something wrong with your video players," I said.
Both clerks just stared at me.
"I know what I saw, punk!"
"Sir, are you on any medication?"
"Give ME some of that," joked the short one.
"God damn it! I wasn't on anything last night. I hadn't even drunk very . . . any alcohol."