Jarrod didn't feel the hand slip under the covers until the soft fingers found their way through the hole in his boxers and wrapped themselves firmly around his cock. He instantly began to stiffen as the hand tugged on his flesh and gently squeezed. He opened his eyes and saw a beautiful female figure leaning over him. She was tall and her hair looked light, but he couldn't make out any distinct features in the dimness of the bedroom. He strained his eyes and looked closer. Something about her made him think of Marilyn Monroe.
I must be dreaming.
He relaxed and spread his legs a bit. A few more strokes of the soft hand and he was fully erect. The figure leaned over him and took him into her mouth. The opening was warm and wet, and he instinctively arched his back as her mouth slid down his full length. Her tongue was velvet smooth and twitched back and forth on the underside of his engorged flesh. Her head lifted back to the tip and plunged back down, taking him entirely into her.
He leaned forward and sucked in air. He could feel the back of her throat relax and let him in deeper, and then felt her muscles tighten up around his throbbing flesh.
This has to be a dream
, he thought,
she's not gagging
.
She then sucked on him hard and her whole mouth wrapped around him like a clamp. He grabbed her head and leaned farther forward letting out a sharp gasp. Keeping the suction on, she pulled up nearly lifting him off the bed. She eased off slightly letting his rock hard flesh slip a bit, then sucked hard and moved him back deep inside her. The slight movement was all it took to trigger his orgasm. He involuntarily jerked upward as he came, letting out a deep moan.
She maintained her lock on him as he shot his seed directly into her throat. She hungrily drank it down as each convulsion erupted out of him. She let his flesh slip slowly out of her pursed lips until she reached the tip. She hesitated there and continued to suck, making sure to get every last drop.
The figure finally released him and stood up. He could see now that she did resemble a movie star. Her hair appeared silver in the dimness, and she wore a white evening dress that clung to a pair of enormous breasts. Her figure slimmed down to an impossibly small waist, then back out again in a perfect hour-glass curve over her thighs. Her proportions were almost exaggerated, as if she was one of those comic book beauties with impossible measurements.
She smiled then turned and disappeared into the darkness. Jarrod wanted to get up and follow her, but he was too weak to move. He had just experienced one of the most incredible blowjobs of his life, but was incapable of rolling over and couldn't even speak. It felt as if all his energy had been sucked out of him, but it had been well worth it.
***
The next thing he knew sunlight was streaming in through the edges of the window blinds. He was still lying on his back. What had happened last night? There was some woman in his room. He propped himself up and looked around but he was alone. He dropped back down on the pillow and stared at the ceiling.
Wow
, he thought,
that was so real. Who was that woman?
She seemed vaguely familiar, but he couldn't quite place her.
Was she a movie star?
He reached into his boxers expecting to find a sticky, wet spot but he was completely dry. He patted the sheets all around him and they were dry too.
That's odd
, he thought. Most of Jarrod's sex dreams started out like a triple X porn film but always ended in some frustrating situation where he was never able to get his rocks off. Now that he finally had, he expected to find that he had blown his load all over the bed.
The dream lingered with him the rest of the morning. His surroundings seemed surreal. Some things seemed too bright, others slightly out of focus. The world seemed to lack any detail. He tried to remember if he had eaten anything strange before going to bed. Had he ordered bad Chinese again? Maybe some mysterious mushrooms had found their way into his Szechwan stir fry.
He found it hard to focus at work. The computer screen looked like it had lines running through it, like monitors filmed in movies and on TV. The phone rang and snapped him back into reality. He snatched up the receiver.
"Hello?" he whispered.
"Yo, Jarroh, you up for lunch?"
"Yeah, Stimey, definitely. I need a break."
"What's wrong? Ol' man Ferguson coming down on your ass again?"
"No, not exactly. We meeting at Daisy's again?"
"Yeah, you bet. Same bat time, same bat channel. I'll call Euge."
"Sounds good - seeya there."
"Bet your ass! I'm out."
Jarrod hung up the phone and smiled. He looked forward to seeing Stimey and Euge and hoped it would take some of the weirdness out of his day.
In Stimey's relentless pursuit of easy woman and bad food, he had made it his goal to try every entree in every restaurant within a twenty-minute radius of work. He had worked halfway through the menu of the Daisy Diner and had already offended the entire female wait staff. Jarrod looked forward to witnessing whatever asinine thing Stimey would do next.
***
When Jarrod arrived at the diner Stimey and Euge were already seated at a table on the outdoor patio.
Stimey stood up and waved his arms over his head as if he was standing in a crowd of hundreds of people. "Over here! Over here!"
"Yeah, I see you, I see you," responded Jarrod as he made his way to the table and sat down.