Verdé was waiting for Phil and Nÿte as they reached the top of the steps. The succubus sat in an armchair as if posing for a seedy fashion photographer. Her diaphanous green robes were arranged artfully around her.
"I see you've taken care of one of the intruders," she said, noticing the blood smeared all over Phil.
Phil's expression was downcast. He felt as terrible as he looked.
"That wasn't the plan," Phil said. "We were trying to rescue him."
Verdé arched a finely pencilled eyebrow. "Why would you do that?" she asked.
"They're his fellow students from that ridiculous college," Nÿte said. "He seems to think they're his friends."
Verdé put a hand to her mouth. "Oh, I didn't know."
Phil grimaced. "I take it that means the one in the forest is beyond rescue."
Verdé nodded her head sadly. "He threw a fireball at me, so I led him through a field of puff boobs. He fell on one."
Phil guessed that meant 'beyond rescue'. Souls didn't escape once Verdé's plants caught them.
"What about yours?" Verdé asked. "I'm guessing from the blood you failed to rescue them."
"He slapped me," Nÿte said.
Verdé raise both eyebrows and her eyes widened. "That was . . . foolish," she said as if shocked anyone would even consider carrying out such an action.
"He realised that. At the end."
Verdé got up out of her chair. She looked to be favouring her left side. Nÿte stared at her with piercing black eyes.
"You seem to be healing slower than normal," she stated.
"My energy levels are a little low," Verdé said. "I'll find a nice young man to . . ." she glanced at Phil. "I'll meditate to recover them later."
"Come to my room after," Nÿte said. "We have things to discuss."
Verdé seemed reluctant to meet Nÿte's abyssal-eyed gaze.
What was that about? Phil thought.
"What about the other two students?" he asked.
Nÿte turned to him. "They'll be okay . . . so long as they don't do anything foolish."
* * * *
The succubus before him was blazing with power. Flames flickered all over her body. They looked impressive, but were merely parlour tricks compared to the power Darvill sensed emanating from her. It felt like a tangible force.
Darvill wanted it.
Forget the sex. He wanted the knowledge—the power—she could teach him.
And for a moment, a long one, he was tempted.
Then he noticed the poly-Oc daemon sitting on his shoulder had gone very quiet. Normally it was constantly shifting around as it tried to look at everything. Now it was still . . . expectant.
And then he understood.
Calmly, Darvill carved the
Exhalzangz'gn Flambastinaa
sigil into his palm. Red blood welled up out of the cuts. Darvill knew the flames Rosa was playing with were sentient and came from the Elemental Plane of Consumas Infernum. He placed his bloody palm flat on the ground and banished them as he would any other intruding daemon. The burning torches died down and flickered out. The same happened to the flames dancing all over the succubus's body. His banishment would keep them gone for at least an hour.
"Thanks for your offer," he said, "but I must regretfully decline. I'm not advanced enough to be able to assimilate the knowledge and power you wish to gift me. It would destroy me."
He ran an affectionate hand over the eye stalks of the poly-Oc sitting on his shoulder.
"My poly-Oc here is enough. It might take me a little longer, but I'll learn what I need from my own studies. I can be patient."
"Very well," Rosa said. She didn't seem happy about it, but she moved out of his path.
"Now tell me where you're holding my friend," Darvill ordered.
"Through there, up the stairs and straight down the corridor," she said, pointing to the door in the right wall behind her couch. "You won't like what you find."
He gave the succubus a wide berth as he walked to the exit. She took a little half step towards him as he went by.
"Are you sure you don't want a quick blowjob?" she asked.
There was an awkward pause.
"Um, no thanks," Darvill said. He left the room.
After he left, Rosa cursed loudly and creatively. She summoned up a fireball and set the bed on fire.
"Why did I have to get the smart one," she moaned. "I really wanted a fuck."
* * * *
Phil heard singing—a child's nursery rhyme that featured lots of
ra ra ras
—as they entered Cέrμləa's part of the castle. They found her in a playroom tucked away from the main corridor. The walls were brightly painted and were covered in murals of playful cartoon figures. At first glance it looked cheery. At second glance Phil realised something was off. When he looked more closely he realised the cartoon characters were devouring each other.
Cέrμləa sat cross-legged on the floor. Her arms were up in the air and she swayed her upper body as if dancing to the song she was singing. Sitting across from her was a small cone of brown flesh with a large mouth as its only discernible feature. The fleshy tip bobbed back and forth as if it was dancing along with Cέrμləa.
"Oh hello," Cέrμləa said, noticing Phil. "Mr G dropped by to play with me."
"Mr G?"
Phil was confused. He'd met Mr G. He was a daemon that looked like a French waiter and lived in a weird dimension full of giant worms.
"Isn't that a minor nebrit?"
It looked very similar to the minor nebrit that was always perched on Herbie Higgins' broad shoulder.