"Do you know why I'm the one accompanying you on this search?" Nÿte asked Phil.
Phil shook his head.
They were down in the tunnels below the castle. Their only illumination was provided by a small globe of yellow light that orbited Phil like a planetary body. A basic light spell. One most first year warlocks knew. He'd summoned it as Nÿte had led him down some stairs and into the pitch-black cellar system. It was a weak light source. The walls were mostly hidden in thick clotted shadows. To Phil's imagination the darkness seemed to have a tangible presence, as if it was composed of substance rather than the absence of light. He was even a little afraid the darkness might reach out and take his fragile ball of light like wolves taking down a lamb.
"The others want to have fun with our intruders without upsetting you," Nÿte said.
"By fun, you mean kill them?" Phil asked.
"It is the customary way of dealing with invading warlocks," Nÿte said.
"Even after I asked them to help them," Phil said, dejected.
Nÿte smiled. Her porcelain-pale face was luminous in the gloom of the tunnel.
"Succubi are manipulative creatures," she said. "We're good at finding ways of disregarding our master's wishes and doing what we want."
"And you want to kill the invaders, even though they're my friends from college," Phil said.
This whole master thing seemed poorly named.
"They do. It doesn't appeal to me," Nÿte said. "Novices, out of their element—it isn't very sporting."
"So that's why they paired you with me," Phil said.
Nÿte smiled.
The darkness pressed all around them. He thought he glimpsed figures in the corner of his eye and his imagination painted pin-ups of sultry naked beauties with full, sensual lips and voluptuous exposed breasts. When he turned to look at them directly they vanished to be replaced by formless, abyss-black darkness. It wasn't just his eyes playing tricks on him. He heard things as well. Whispers. Or maybe it was the susurration of water flowing on the other side of the wall.
No. Whispers. He thought he could pick out words, but not clearly enough to understand their meaning. Even though he didn't understand them, there was a suggestion of seduction and lewdness that tickled his loins.
"This is one of the more dangerous areas of the castle," Nÿte said as they continued down the tunnel.
Phil was only partially paying attention. The whispers distracted him. He concentrated on trying to decipher their meaning. It was important, he sensed. Profound. Understanding would bring him true bliss.
"The other reason they sent you down here with me is because we didn't think we'd be able to reach the novice in time," Nÿte continued. "I'm surprised they haven't already been overwhelmed."
There was a commotion up ahead. Light flickered amongst the clotted shadows.
"Sparqblaast!" a youthful voice cried out in triumph.
Light flashed and a percussive blast ricocheted off the stonework.
"Ha ha. Take that you skanky hos."
"Ah," Nÿte said. "That would explain it." Her finely chiselled features twisted up in disgust. "Too immature and most obnoxious."
Phil wasn't paying attention. The whispers had increased in volume. They sounded so close too, like soft sultry lips were whispering them right into his ears. He strained to dissect their meaning. The sounds triggered a warm flow of blood to his sex and filled his thoughts with carnal images. He stopped walking and focused on the seductive voices. If only he could understand their true meaning. He felt sure it would increase his pleasure still further.
He felt the soft pressure of what felt like large boobs against his back. That gentle pressure expanded until it felt as though the whole of his back was enveloped in a warm layer of silky darkness. He felt warm hands knead his neck and shoulders, melting the tension within them.
"Lie back," sultry voices whispered in his ear. "Lie back and relax. Let us take care of you. Pamper you."
Phil rocked on his feet. He felt the strong urge to let go and fall back into the soft darkness. The shadows, as solid and sticky as tar, flowed around his sides and began to engulf him.
Nÿte grabbed the front of Phil's robe and pulled him out of the sticky darkness. She directed a stern glance over Phil's shoulder and the shadows melted back into the wall with disappointed sighs.
"Whereas you are on the right side of maturity and naive enough to be suggestible," Nÿte said.
Phil blinked in confusion and then felt a warm blush of embarrassment on his cheeks as he realised what had happened. He glanced over his shoulder. There was nothing there but impenetrable darkness, and yet...
Was that his imagination or could he see the vague contours of sultry faces? They pouted sensual lips and blew kisses at him.
"It's no disgrace at your level," Nÿte said. "The tellani'nsara are one of the stronger lust elementals. Few can resist their charms for long."
A dirty smile blemished her otherwise regal features.
"We'll summon up a pair later and I'll let them play with you under more controlled circumstances."
Another loud bang reverberated down the tunnel. Azure energy crackled along the walls.
Nÿte gave a distasteful frown. "First we should help your friend before his activities attracts the attention of things for which his youthfulness provides no immunity."
The carried on towards the commotion. Phil saw it was Joey Chalk. Standing next to him was his daemon—a squat long-limbed thing with large, upward-pointing tusks. Both were being orbited by a pair of yellow globs. The weak light leant Chalk a grotesque visage as his piggy face twisted up in eager snarls as he blasted coloured light out of his knuckles.
"Hey Joey," Phil said.
Chalk turned, pointed a fist at Phil and said, "Sparqblaast." His hand jerked back as if recoiling from firing a bullet. A blue blast roared towards Phil. He was barely able to get a defensive shield up in time.
"What the fuck!" Phil said as the blast impacted against his shield and dissipated in dancing blue sparks.
"I saw what your hos did to John Brennan," Chalk said. "They're not going to get me."
He fired another bolt of blue energy at Phil. The shield took the blast, but his skull still felt like a bell struck by a hammer.
"We came down here to help you!" Phil called out.
Chalk paused. His close-set eyes squinted at Phil.
"This place is really dangerous," Phil said. "What are you doing here?"
"We came here for Gary," Chalk said. "Your other ho, the one with green hair that dresses like a slutty nurse, has him. We're going to get him back before she has a chance to suck out his soul."
Gary Dever? Here? Phil looked over at Nÿte.
The succubus looked thoughtful. "They must have used a soul divination spell," she mused.
"Yeah, we did. So there's no point trying to lie." Chalk's fist crackled with blue energy. "We know he's here and we're not going to leave until you hand him over."
Nÿte sniffed the air and glanced down the tunnel ahead of them. "We should leave now. So far your young age and lack of interest in sex has protected you from the tellani'nsara. But the tuell'daqhabbala are rising up out of the Cloaqal depths and they like nothing better than violating tender young boyflesh. They are dangerous to you."
Chalk sneered. "There's nothing dangerous here. This is the Circle of Lust. Everyone knows it's the weakest circle of hell."
"We should do as she says," Phil said. He wasn't sure if he qualified as 'tender young boyflesh' and didn't want to hang around long enough to find out.
Chalk wasn't in any mood to move. He walked up to Nÿte and looked her up and down.
"Why did you pick a succubus for your daemon anyway?" he asked Phil. "Aside from a few cheap glamours they're useless in a fight. Why would anyone bother with such a weak daemon?"
"You'll find out when you're older," Nÿte said with a smug smile.
Chalk snorted. "Why I reckon Spleenfucka here," he motioned to his tusked daemon behind him, "could splat her without any effort at all."
The tusked daemon's eyes widened. It glanced at Nÿte in alarm.
"We should make them fight," Chalk said. "Then you'd see how useless succubi are."
The tusked daemon shook its head. Nÿte smiled at it. The daemon blanched.
Chalk didn't notice. He continued to look scornfully at Nÿte. "Nah, it wouldn't be worth it. It would be a waste of Spleenfucka's abilities. Why I bet I could beat her on my own," Chalk said.
Nÿte arched an eyebrow.
"She might have got John, but I'm a disciple of Wrath. No one fucks with us."
He got up in Nÿte's face like a boxer trying to intimidate their opponent at a pre-fight press conference. Given that he was a good few inches shorter than her and she was completely unfazed by his antics, it came off as more comical than threatening.
"That's very nice," Nÿte said. "But I think it's time we got out of these tunnels."
Chalk looked at Phil in disgust. "Do you always let your daemon speak for you? That's real pussy behaviour. You should keep her in line. Give her the pimp hand. Like this."
Chalk slapped Nÿte, hard, on the side of her face.
There was a sudden pause as if the world had taken a harsh intake of breath. The echo of palm striking cheek reverberated down the darkened corridor. Nÿte turned her face back and...
... and Phil was running back down the darkened corridor as fast as his legs would carry him. He was not alone. The long-limbed goblin daemon was alongside him. They both pulled up at what felt like minimum safe distance.
"Most," the daemon said. "Most succubi. Not all. And not that one. Definitely not that one." It shuddered.
Far away down the dark tunnel a little ball of yellow light winked out. The passageway slipped into impenetrable shadow. Phil stood in a small circle of yellow light with the tusked daemon. Out in the darkness they heard Joey Chalk cry out. The cry was abruptly cut off and replaced with unsettling liquid sounds.
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