Rosa walked around Phil and examined him suspiciously.
"I thought the warlock was supposed to be toast. He looks a little lively for someone supposed to be toast."
Nurse Honey shrugged. "It seems he's a lot more resilient than we first thought."
Rosa's eyes narrowed as she looked at the succubus in the white latex nurse's outfit.
"And you had nothing to do with this? I know you. You don't like to let souls slip from your grasp. It wouldn't surprise me if you gave Verdé some help in the hope of slurping up the warlock later."
Nurse Honey smiled at Rosa's accusations. "I'm innocent," she said. "Whatever Verdé did, she did alone."
"Where is Verdé?" Phil asked. He was feeling a little too much like a hunk of meat on a shelf.
Rosa and Nurse Honey shared a glance.
"You don't like to hear about what we get up to with other humans," Rosa said.
"She isn't..." Phil started.
"She's meditating in her garden," Nurse Honey said. "She needs to replenish her magical energies."
"Yeah... uh... meditating," Rosa said in agreement. She closed her eyes and gave Phil a wide smile.
And that wasn't suspicious at all, Phil thought sardonically.
"I'll be accompanying you to college today in her place," Nurse Honey said.
They attracted a lot of attention on returning to Wargsnouts. Tall, buxom blondes in skintight latex fetishised nurse's outfits tended to do that. Nurse Honey had the kind of body that attracted attention. Rosa wasn't exactly subtle either. Her costume was best described as a pair of flame-red panties and a belt cinched around her equally considerable chest. Her thigh-length boots probably covered more flesh than the rest of her outfit combined. Phil walked between them in his ratty black robes. He had the hood pulled up, but it did little to hide the burning red embarrassment on his face.
He wasn't that surprised when Lutwidge pulled him aside for a quiet word.
"Mr Rowling, is it really necessary for your succubi to be dressed so..." Lutwidge's white whiskers bristled as he looked over Nurse Honey's glossy latex outfit. "...provocatively. It's distracting the other students."
Phil gave a helpless shrug. It wasn't exactly under his control. It was as much as he could do to even get them to let him wear these tatty old robes. Having a say in what the succubi chose to wear was beyond him.
"Oh leave him alone," The Scrote intervened. "Succubi are supposed to be provocatively attired."
He leered at Rosa and Nurse Honey.
"It adds a little colour to these drab halls."
Lutwidge huffed and turned away.
Stine looked at Phil with a sly twinkle in his eye.
"Well, my boy," he said. "You seem to have an uncanny habit of showing up right after being pronounced dead. A useful knack for a warlock to have."
He patted Phil on the shoulder and moved off to the lower entrance to the lecture theatre.
"Can I make him go
whuff
?" Rosa asked after The Scrote's retreating back. "He looks like he'll go
whuff
nicely." Fires burned in her blue eyes.
"I don't think our warlock wants us to set fire to his teacher just yet," Nurse Honey said.
Phil nodded his head rapidly in agreement. As lapse as Wargsnouts appeared to be on student safety, he suspected torching a teacher warranted sterner measures than expulsion.
"Heard you were dead," Darvill said as Phil entered the antechamber before the main lecture theatre.
"I should change my name to Snake Plissken," Phil joked.
Momentary confusion in Darvill's eyes indicated he didn't get the reference. "Emma was walking around with a very satisfied expression on her face yesterday. Word on the grapevine was that she'd summoned a daemon to avenge her brother's death and that you'd been killed. Only rumour, of course, the school takes a dim view of warlocks summoning daemons to kill their fellow students."
"It was a close thing," Phil admitted with a grimace.
"
Close
isn't a word often used when a talented graduate warlock like Emmanuelle Brennan takes it upon herself to squash a novice."
"I got lucky," Phil said with a shrug.
"
Lucky
is also not a word often used."
Phil leaned in closer. "What am I going to do?" he asked. "When she finds out I'm still alive she's going to try again."
Darvill arched an eyebrow. "You haven't heard?" he asked.
"It's all over the school," the thin student who looked like a more angular version of Darvill, Dever, said.
Phil looked at the faces of the other students. What was all over the school? Why did he never hear anything about anything?
"Emma's dead," the big guy, Higgins, said. "Security detail found her body in the early hours of the morning."
"Real gruesome it was as well," Joey Chalk said with ghoulish relish. "They reckoned sumthink burst her open from the inside. They're still looking for the head."
Phil's eyes widened in alarm.
"They don't think I did it?" he asked.
That was all he needed—one of the more established warlock families at Wargsnouts out for his blood over the deaths of two of their own. His succubi were already dangerous enough without a powerful warlock family wanting him dead. College sucked. He should have stayed back at McRestaurant.
No, nothing was worse than flipping burgers at Mc-fucking-Restaurant.
The other students laughed at him.
"Emma Brennan was an honours graduate with a specialty in summoning shadow daemons. We're novices barely able to exert control over our own daemons. To someone like Emma Brennan a novice like you is bugpaste," Dever said. His gaze flicked over to linger on Nurse Honey.
"Your being alive might raise a few questions," Darvill said thoughtfully. He hadn't laughed with the others.
"I didn't do it," Phil said.
"Chill," Darvill said. "No one thinks you did. Emma had a vicious temper. She had multiple feuds going on at the same time. John even thought she might have had a hand in the death of one of his cousins."
"She kicked the wrong big dog in the nuts and it bit her head off," Chalk said.
"Let's just say you're at the back of a very long queue," Darvill said.
"Oh," Phil said.
"Looks like your good fortune continues," Darvill said. "Your problem seems to have gone away all on its own."
"I suppose so," Phil said.
He wandered away. In the last twenty-four hours he'd been raped and nearly drained dry by a giant spider, then mushed up and spat out of the pot of a giant carnivorous plant. That didn't sound too fortunate to him.
Although he was still alive, he supposed. John Brennan—and now his sister—couldn't say the same. So much for learning about daemons in a safe, controlled atmosphere.
* * * *
"Think he did it?" Chalk asked as they watched Rowling walk away with his two provocatively-dressed succubi on either side of him.
"Dude, if he had anything to do with Emma's death they should give him the Oscar every year up until he dies," Jack Stone said.
"Coincidence," Higgins said. "Emma or her daemon botched the attempt. Then someone else ganked her before she could try again. You know how she was. Half the college had good cause. Remember John telling us about how she collected enemies like most girls collected shoes."
"I also remembering John telling us to never get on her bad side as she was a vicious, vindictive, and above all, extremely
thorough
cow that would not stop until she'd fucked you up," Darvill said.
"We all make mistakes," Higgins shrugged. "Rowling got lucky."
"Ah yeah," Darvill said. "He's a very lucky boy is our Phil Rowling. Vanishes about the same time as Jake, yet comes back with a beautiful succubus on each arm. Jake's dead. John's dead. Now John's sister's dead as well. And still Phil Rowling keeps bumbling along. A lucky boy indeed."
"Think someone is looking out for him?" Higgins asked. "Someone higher up in the staff?"
"But he's outreach," Chalk said. "Just like us. Well all of us apart from Dever."
Gary Dever wasn't paying full attention. His gaze was fixed on the tall succubus in the white nurse's outfit. He wasn't sure what it was about her—the long silky blonde hair maybe, or her height, or the sumptuous curves of her tits and ass, or even the way the light glinted off the latex that fit her form so snugly it looked as though it had been painted on. Her other form, when her hair had been green and she'd worn diaphanous green robes, had also been hot, but this was something else. That other form shared the same super-sexiness as the other succubus, the one that sometimes had red hair and sometimes black hair. They were hot enough that no man would ever turn them down, even if they didn't quite conform to his favourite type. Above a certain level of attractiveness it didn't matter if a man was into big-titted black girls or petite little Asians, there were girls you just didn't say no to regardless of preferences. But if a girl was above that threshold
and
a man's type, then the appeal ran to more than naked lust, it crossed over into obsession, or even stalking territory.
Dever's type was tall, big-titted blonde girls.
"He wouldn't have known anyone at Wargsnouts," Chalk continued. "He didn't even know daemons or magic existed before he came here, how could he have got one of the upper levels of staff to look out for him."
"Maybe he's not aware of anyone looking out for him," Darvill said.