Rosa walked around Phil and examined him suspiciously.
"I thought the warlock was supposed to be toast. He looks a little lively for someone supposed to be toast."
Nurse Honey shrugged. "It seems he's a lot more resilient than we first thought."
Rosa's eyes narrowed as she looked at the succubus in the white latex nurse's outfit.
"And you had nothing to do with this? I know you. You don't like to let souls slip from your grasp. It wouldn't surprise me if you gave Verdé some help in the hope of slurping up the warlock later."
Nurse Honey smiled at Rosa's accusations. "I'm innocent," she said. "Whatever Verdé did, she did alone."
"Where is Verdé?" Phil asked. He was feeling a little too much like a hunk of meat on a shelf.
Rosa and Nurse Honey shared a glance.
"You don't like to hear about what we get up to with other humans," Rosa said.
"She isn't..." Phil started.
"She's meditating in her garden," Nurse Honey said. "She needs to replenish her magical energies."
"Yeah... uh... meditating," Rosa said in agreement. She closed her eyes and gave Phil a wide smile.
And that wasn't suspicious at all, Phil thought sardonically.
"I'll be accompanying you to college today in her place," Nurse Honey said.
They attracted a lot of attention on returning to Wargsnouts. Tall, buxom blondes in skintight latex fetishised nurse's outfits tended to do that. Nurse Honey had the kind of body that attracted attention. Rosa wasn't exactly subtle either. Her costume was best described as a pair of flame-red panties and a belt cinched around her equally considerable chest. Her thigh-length boots probably covered more flesh than the rest of her outfit combined. Phil walked between them in his ratty black robes. He had the hood pulled up, but it did little to hide the burning red embarrassment on his face.
He wasn't that surprised when Lutwidge pulled him aside for a quiet word.
"Mr Rowling, is it really necessary for your succubi to be dressed so..." Lutwidge's white whiskers bristled as he looked over Nurse Honey's glossy latex outfit. "...provocatively. It's distracting the other students."
Phil gave a helpless shrug. It wasn't exactly under his control. It was as much as he could do to even get them to let him wear these tatty old robes. Having a say in what the succubi chose to wear was beyond him.
"Oh leave him alone," The Scrote intervened. "Succubi are supposed to be provocatively attired."
He leered at Rosa and Nurse Honey.
"It adds a little colour to these drab halls."
Lutwidge huffed and turned away.
Stine looked at Phil with a sly twinkle in his eye.
"Well, my boy," he said. "You seem to have an uncanny habit of showing up right after being pronounced dead. A useful knack for a warlock to have."
He patted Phil on the shoulder and moved off to the lower entrance to the lecture theatre.
"Can I make him go
whuff
?" Rosa asked after The Scrote's retreating back. "He looks like he'll go
whuff
nicely." Fires burned in her blue eyes.
"I don't think our warlock wants us to set fire to his teacher just yet," Nurse Honey said.
Phil nodded his head rapidly in agreement. As lapse as Wargsnouts appeared to be on student safety, he suspected torching a teacher warranted sterner measures than expulsion.
"Heard you were dead," Darvill said as Phil entered the antechamber before the main lecture theatre.
"I should change my name to Snake Plissken," Phil joked.
Momentary confusion in Darvill's eyes indicated he didn't get the reference. "Emma was walking around with a very satisfied expression on her face yesterday. Word on the grapevine was that she'd summoned a daemon to avenge her brother's death and that you'd been killed. Only rumour, of course, the school takes a dim view of warlocks summoning daemons to kill their fellow students."
"It was a close thing," Phil admitted with a grimace.
"
Close
isn't a word often used when a talented graduate warlock like Emmanuelle Brennan takes it upon herself to squash a novice."
"I got lucky," Phil said with a shrug.
"
Lucky
is also not a word often used."
Phil leaned in closer. "What am I going to do?" he asked. "When she finds out I'm still alive she's going to try again."
Darvill arched an eyebrow. "You haven't heard?" he asked.
"It's all over the school," the thin student who looked like a more angular version of Darvill, Dever, said.
Phil looked at the faces of the other students. What was all over the school? Why did he never hear anything about anything?
"Emma's dead," the big guy, Higgins, said. "Security detail found her body in the early hours of the morning."
"Real gruesome it was as well," Joey Chalk said with ghoulish relish. "They reckoned sumthink burst her open from the inside. They're still looking for the head."
Phil's eyes widened in alarm.
"They don't think I did it?" he asked.
That was all he needed—one of the more established warlock families at Wargsnouts out for his blood over the deaths of two of their own. His succubi were already dangerous enough without a powerful warlock family wanting him dead. College sucked. He should have stayed back at McRestaurant.
No, nothing was worse than flipping burgers at Mc-fucking-Restaurant.
The other students laughed at him.