I bit my lip, running my fingers through my hair. Fuck, I need a drink. There was nothing to do in this God forsaken place.
Hell. No need to beat around the bush; this was Hell and I had earned my ticket a long time ago.
"Manchester, England, across the Atlantic Sea," I hummed the lyrics out loud as I leaned against the tree. It was a silly song, from an equally silly musical that I had the pleasure of watching as (a much too young) child. "I'm a genius- genius. I believe in God. I believe that God believes in Claude, that's me." Yeah, I wish. At this point, dying in the Vietnam war would be like Disneyland, every birthday party and losing my virginity all rolled into one.
"David?" A familiar voice, called to me; a sensual, Latina accent with the tough-as-nails spirit of a New Jersey native.
"Hello, Ms. Romero."
Jane Romero was a unique woman; a tall powerful beauty, she was a former actress, television host, and daughter of a major star.
I had been standing by the tree line, trying to get in a moment of silence when suddenly she appeared. Not that I minded.
"You okay, David? I was looking for you by the bonfire."
"Oh, sorry. I must have been asleep on my feet.: I turned and shook her hand. "Always glad to see a friendly face." The last thing I remembered from my mortal life, was driving off into the darkness, nothingness, and then awakening in Hell. That was the thing we bonded over; Jane had also driven off the road. Only Jane didn't believe we were actually dead.
"I get it, there's not a lot to do here." The professional influencer stood around in her suit and heels; it was the clothes she had 'gone missing' in, the uniform of her previous life. Jane flinched, blinking her eyes, as she crossed her arms.
"You feeling a chill, luv?" It was clear to me she was on edge; something bad was coming, most likely another trial.
"I guess so," her voice betrayed a sense of exhaustion. "Nothing we can't handle." She forced a chuckle. "Because whoever's holding us here wants to keep us alive."
"Hey," I said, placing a comforting hand on her arm. "You like asking questions, right?"
"What?" Jane blinked a single tear from her beautiful dark eyes. "I was a host, not a reporter," Jane replied. Her voice was annoyed but she ended her statement with a slight smile.
"Fair enough," I said, holding her hand. Her skin felt warm and soft; comforting like the holy mother, while radiating exotic sexuality. "Ask me a question, anything you ever wanted to know?"
"Anything?"
"Anything," I replied with a look of confidence. We had been trapped for so long, I felt like we already talked about everything there was to say. I was genuinely curious.
"So, tell me, why do you walk with a limp?"
I stand corrected. "I don't know what you mean." I hadn't walked with a noticeable limp since grade school. (At least I assumed I hadn't. My usual circle of friends would have kept that observation to themselves.)
"Fine, then. I guess I'll be going." Jane shrugged and turned away.
I was not about to release her hand. "I guess I've became used to the chronic pain and assumed the rest of my body would compensate."
That seemed to be enough to keep her attention. "How did it happen; bar fight, rugby match?"
I couldn't help but laugh at the stereotype. It would be like me asking her if she enjoyed margaritas and Taco Bell food. But as she spoke, she held both my hands, forcing me to look into her eyes. It was like a siren or a goddess staring directly at my soul. "I broke my leg when I was a boy, it never healed right."
Jane nodded, pursing her lips in deep contemplation. "Are you in pain?"
"That depends on your definition of pain." I hadn't been in pain for well over a decade, but the mention of it caused a burning sensation to emanate from my knee.
"Do you still think we're all dead?" Jane added as if trying to prove a point.
"I think it's my turn to ask you a question."
Jane laughed. "How about no."
"I just want to get to know you." I said in a coy whisper as I played with a lock of her hair. "Is that a crime?"
"For you, maybe." Jane moved in closer, hovering her lips close to mine. It was as if she was trying to decide if she wanted to take full advantage of the situation. "Then again, we're already in hell. Do your worst."
"Okay, let's see." I scratched my chin. I knew a little about her history. Did I want to ask something kind? (A question that might garner a smile or even a kiss.) Or something that might get me slapped in the face?
"Well, hurry up," she said with a giggle. "It's not like we have all day to just stand around."
As it turns out, I'm a bit of a masochist. "Tell me about your mum."