Act One
Come On!
Location: The scene commences one dark autumn afternoon. The wind is increasing in intensity and the autumn leaves blow across the path in front of two walking, recently graduated, high school students.
Ben: "Come on!" Short pause. "What have we got to lose?"
Reggie: "Just your dignity."
The two continue walking down a grey streetscape. Ben is shaking his head.
Ben: "This is a chance of a lifetime. Just think of those four beautiful bombshells and the gym jocks don't even know they exist."
Reggie: "Ben, you're the only one that knows they exist. No-one has even seen these mythical women."
Ben: "I'm telling you there are four hot babes that have moved in. They must be nurses or doing night classes at the secretarial school in Bradford Road."
Reggie: "Ben. I'm not going to do it. I'm not sneaking around that old place just to be humiliated by some stuck up night workers."
Ben looks at Reggie almost exacerbated. Reggie looks back and shrugs his puny shoulders.
Ben: "Look we don't have to approach them. Let's just check the situation out. All you really have to lose is your virginity."
Reggie ponders that thought for a moment, his mind is clicking over.
Reggie: "Ben have you even thought of how you are going to convince these women to take notice of you. They are college fodder and we're only high school slugs."
Ben: "Yeah, I know, I know."
Reggie: "You don't seem to know that Ben."
Ben: "Yeah but that's the beauty of it all." Another short pause. "They don't know it either."
Reggie just shakes his head. He is slowly giving up his resistance.
Ben: Gives Reggie a shove to throw him off balance. "Come on?"
Reggie: "No!"
Ben: "Come on?"
Reggie: "No!"
Ben: Looking at him pleadingly. "Come on?"
Reggie: "No way!"
Ben tries a different tack.
Ben: "What's wrong? You chicken?"
Reggie: Gives Ben a stern, penetrating look. "I'm not going to dignify that with a response."
Ben: Knowing he's hit a raw nerve. Starts with the clucking noises. "Buk... Buk... Begurk"
Reggie ignores the taunt.
Ben: Ben persists. "Just come and have a look."
Reggie keeps walking as leaves are swept up in the wind in front of them. The late autumn afternoon is getting darker.
Act Two The Stately House
A beautiful old neglected Georgian house stands against a grey darkening backdrop. The two teenagers approach the stately house from the overgrown bushes
Ben: Shifting a large bush aside to get a better view of the house. "Doesn't look like anyone's home."
Reggie: "Good. Can we go home now?"
Ben: "Will you quit it Reg. This is a perfect opportunity to scope the scene of our ultimate conquests."
Reggie: "Nobody lives here."
Ben: Climbing past the obstructing bush into the back yard of the house. "Let's get a closer look."
The two boys walk around to the back of the house where they discover that the garden is overgrown.
Reggie: Nervously looking around at the overgrown bushes and weeds. "Nobody's been here for ages."
Ben: "Don't be such a pussy."
They walk through an overgrown back pathway past an archway to a building set into an embankment. It is overgrown with leaves and partially conceals a sign. As Reggie passes it, he brushes the leaves away to reveal the name on a crypt.
Reggie: "Ben this place is spooking me out."
Ben: "You're such a pussy Reggie. Get some balls."
They move to the side of the two storey house where there is a large overhanging tree and a fish pond that are next to the narrow path. On the side of the house is a creeper lattice. Ivy has overgrown on it. There is a down pipe and tree branches extending near an upper storey window. As they move to get a better view of the window, Ben steps on a piece of broken glass.
Ben: "Mmm that's strange." He looks up and scrutinises all the windows closer. "No window is broken."
Reggie: Trying to change the subject back. "Ben you may have noticed that no-one actually lives here."
Ben: "Reggie that's only a minor detail. It will be disproved in the fullness of time."
Reggie shakes his head.
As the remnant light slowly dissipates, Ben looks up at a window with a small gap in the curtains.
Reggie: "Oh no. Don't get any ideas."
Ben: He moves toward the lattice and tests out its sturdiness. He looks over to Reggie dismissively... "What are you worried about? Nobody lives here."
At that moment the two boys are surprised by the sound of feminine laughter coming from the front of the house. They both look at each other in shock. Ben's lips begin to curl in a wry smile. Reggie is beginning to panic. Both scramble for the front corner of the house. They take care not to be discovered by hiding behind one of the many overgrown bushes.
Act Three Apparitions
Two heads peer around the corner of the house concealed behind a bush. Even in the fading light they can see enough. Both their jaws drop in awe. Walking up the pathway to the house are four stunning visions.
Girl One -- Lucinda: Dressed in a scarlet, long, medieval gown. The front is tie up laces. "Come on you guys, it's getting really cold out here."
Girl Two -- Olicia: A long white dress is showing under a dark velure cape. "Yeah I could do with a really hot drink."
Girl Three -- Veronica: She is dressed in a dark purple flowing dress. Ornate detailed beige lacing decorates the waste-line and the arms. As she jovially pushes Olicia off the path. "I bet you could."
Girl Four -- Ellouise: A feminine bustle in her dark green skirt. She has a cream blouse and even darker green jacket over it. The blouse has delicate buttons on the front. "Who's got the keys?"
Olicia fumbles in her handbag. In the darkness she has trouble distinguishing the keys. The contents then spill onto the ground. Two of the other three girls laugh, however Lucinda just complains.
Lucinda: Bending down to help Olicia pick up the contents of her handbag. "Oooh, it's getting cold."
Veronica: Also squatting down to help picks up one item. "What the hell have you got in that bag?"
Olicia: Embarrassed she snatches the object from Veronica. "I'll show you later."
Veronica: "Ooh I hope so."
The other girls help Olicia pick up the rest of the contents of her bag. Ellouise also gets down to help and reaches for an item. As she picks it up it jingles.
Ellouise: "Got 'em!"
The wind is picking up strength and the weather is deteriorating. The girls then hurry to the front door and Olicia fumbles at the door lock. Eventually she opens the door and the four girls pour into the front entrance-sitting room of the old house. After they enter, from outside the tell tale sound of a light switch being flicked on is heard. However no light accompanies the noise.
Lucinda: "Great no power!"
Olicia: Reaching into her hand bag. "Don't worry I have a candle."
Lucinda turns and looks at Olicia in amazement.
Veronica: "Is there anything you don't have in that bag?"
Olicia shrugs and then Lucinda offers a light from a gold plated antique cigarette lighter. The entrance lights up in the unusually bright glow from the small candle.
Ellouise goes to the fireplace and signals Olicia to bring the candle. She takes it from her and lights up the prepared fireplace. Almost instantly the entrance room lights up in a warm inviting glow.
Outside the two boys jostle for a position to peer through the gap in a window curtain at the front of the house. Ben wins out first watch of what's going on inside. He then takes a breather and drops below the window ledge out of sight.
Ben: Smugly shoving Reggie. "Ye of little faith. I told you there were beautiful girls here."
Reggie: Still in shock. "I... I... "
Ben: Interrupting. "You can thank me later Reggie."
Reggie: Regaining some composure. "I hate to ruin this for you Ben. But they are four beautiful creatures."
Ben: Smugly replies. "And?"
Reggie: "We're just grunts."
Ben: "Ah Reggie. Beautiful, young creatures like that have needs too, you know."
Reggie: Under his breath. "Yeah muscle bound, handsome multimillionaires usually..."
Ben: Ben shaking his head slowly. "Reginald. Don't worry 'cause our charm and intelligence will prevail. Anyway let's just savour this moment whilst we're here."
Ben then raises himself to have another look at what's going on inside.
Act Four Sneaky Peek
Inside the beauties are making themselves comfortable in the front sitting room of the old house. Three of the young creatures are sitting around in the lounges in front of the open fireplace, chatting and laughing. Veronica walks in holding an antique ornate bottle filled with a deep clear crimson fluid and four intricate crystal wine glasses.