Gulp
Gulp
Gulp
I finished my drink and stretched my arms across the couch I was parked on, surveying the party. My eyes stopped on a tall blonde with spiral curls falling down her back, it looked like she put too much time into her appearance. She wore a skimpy red dress, and pumps. She looked like she belonged in a club, not some sketchy house party.
I deduct immediately that she is grabbing for attention. She's talking to some other girl but looks uninterested. I notice she's looking around too, doing the same thing I'm doing, trying to find someone attractive to win my affections for the night. Why else would she be dressed up like it's fucking prom night? You can tell a lot about a girl's mood from what she's wearing. She dug through her purse and pulled out a pack of cigarettes, removing one from the pack. She said something to her friend, and I saw her turn to walk outside.
I followed behind her. There were a few people outside on the front lawn drinking when I step out. She stood on the porch; her unlit cigarette pinched between her lips. She was digging through her purse, trying to use the small outdoor light to see inside of it.
"Need a lighter?" I held one out to her. She looked up at me and I saw her eyes light up. She stepped closer to me and took the cigarette out of her mouth. "Yes, please." She took another step closer and put the cigarette between her lips. This chick actually wanted me to light her cigarette. Okay, sure. I lit it and she inhaled deeply, eyeing me up and down.
"Thank you."
I lit one of my own.
"Sure thing."
I noticed again how tall this girl is, I'm taller still, but standing at nearly 6'2 she's only a little below eye level with me. She looked around a shyly.
"What's your name?"
Her big blue eyes darted back to me.
"I'm Katelyn."
"I'm Mikey, that's a really nice-"
Before I could finish my sentence, it felt like I got hit in the face by a bulldozer. I crumpled to the porch, trying to pull myself back to the mortal world because surely, I was ascending to meet my maker, why else would I be spinning this fast. I saw the light, and it was beautiful. It was just above me, just out of reach. But it was also covered with moths. Because it's the porch light. Shit. I looked up and took in the hulk-like frame of the guy looming over me. The girl pulled on his shoulder, presumably to drag him away.
"He was just letting me use a fucking lighter, Brad!"
I get a good look at Brad and decide it's best I maintain my position on the ground and consider curling up like a possum and pretending I'm deceased.
"I saw the way he looked at you. Fucking asshole."
Yes, Brad, I am the asshole. This is a wonderful end to my evening, a wallop to the jaw. I may be tall, but I don't have the muscles Brad has. He seemed to flex them over me, like a fucking gorilla asserting its dominance. Finally, the girl pulled him away successfully and they stepped back into the house, Brad slamming the sliding glass door behind him. The glass door bounced and didn't shut, so he slammed it again with a growl. Fuck you,
Brad.
Okay, so I was wrong about the girl, definitely not here to find a potential suitor. A couple people stared at the situation in awe for a few moments, then went back to mingling. What a horrible crowd, no cheering, and definitely no protesting Brad's decision to give me a haymaker. I look around for my cigarette and locate it wedged between two planks of the deck. Then I spotted the girl's cigarette, still lit. I stick both in my mouth before dragging myself upright. I immediately spied a bottle of vodka, carelessly abandoned by a partygoer on the porch steps. Half-full, no lid on it but it was free of bugs, beautiful, glowing, ethereal. I did something resembling the Catholic hand movement for the cross from my forehead to my chest and grabbed the bottle, making a hasty exit around the house and to my car.
On my way home I realized, I have to piss, god I have to piss. I turned into the abandoned building parking lot, my car tires crunching against the gravel. I left my car running and stepped out of it, stumbling around as I tried my best not to urinate all over myself. I zipped up my pants and stepped back into the car and drove forward to make a 'U' turn.
Suddenly, I saw someone run in front of my car. I slammed on my breaks and looked at the girl standing in my headlights. My heart was pounding, and I exhaled deeply. She waved frantically, yelling something. I threw my car in park again and opened the door, stepping outside.
"Are you okay?" I called loudly. She looked terrified as she paced over to me. "You have to help me. Some guy is trying to attack me!" I then noticed the cut on her lip. "Oh, shit-" My head swam from all of the liquor I've drank. The car door was between me and her, she stepped forward and grabbed onto it, seeming unsteady on her feet.
"Are you hurt? Is it bad?"
"Yes, it's bad! He tried to kill me!" She almost shouted. Her face contorted as if she was about to cry. "Where is he? Is he here?" I looked around the area. What the fuck was she doing out here? This was a completely abandoned old flour manufacturing plant. Was she a homeless person? I glanced down and saw that she was wearing a tank top, light jacket and a jean skirt. No backpack or crackpipe in sight.
Fuck, I'm absolutely wasted, if I have to call the cops I'm screwed. The last thing I need is a DUI. She used the door to support herself as she moved around it to get closer to me. I reached forward and grabbed under her arms, she stumbled, putting all her weight on me.
"What is it? Your legs?"
She let out a whine. She sounded almost overly dramatic.
Her body pressed against mine, she was warm. She smelled like green apples and soap.
"Thank god you're here, I thought I was going to die." She roped her arms around my neck and leaned back to look me in the eyes. She's absolutely gorgeous. She had dark features, prominent eyebrows and full lips. Her eyes were a dark brown and narrowed, piercing into mine.
She pressed her chest against me, I couldn't help but look down her tank top to see the thin lacey bra that was underneath, not doing a great job of containing her tits. My head swam with my drunkenness. I felt her fingers move up and spear the hair on the back of my head, grasping it lightly.
What the fuck?
She licked her lips.
What the fuck?
"D-do you want me to take you to a hospital?"
Is this actually happening? I felt her leg shift up my side, I instinctively grabbed her bare thigh. Her skin was hot to the touch. I heard a low groan come from and she parted her lips.
"You smell good." Her terrified shaky voice morphed into a sexy purring.
What is going on? Why is a hot girl in the middle of nowhere pressed against me right now? Am I about to get robbed? Is her boyfriend going to kill me? Is her boyfriend
Brad
?
My thoughts stopped very abruptly when she moved upwards on her toes and pressed her lips against mine. She deepened the kiss and I found myself letting her. She tasted like cigarettes and spearmint, but maybe the cigarette part was me. She rocked her hips against me, and I gripped her thigh tighter, my other hand finding her ass to squeeze. She sucked my bottom lip into her mouth and bit it, hard. That would have hurt a lot more if I wasn't drunk. I tasted blood, my blood or hers from the cut on her lip? I had no idea. She moaned into my mouth and I felt my growing erection press against her center. She broke the kiss, panting, I could feel her chest heaving. I felt baffled, trying to sink myself into the reality of the situation. How is this real?
"So fucking good-"
She shoved me hard and I fell into my car, unable to balance myself in my drunken stupor. My upper back pressed against the cup holder and the gear shift uncomfortably but before I could move, she had ripped off her jacket and was straddling me. Her lips were on my neck, biting and sucking. Her fingertips found their way under my shirt and she raked her nails across my skin.
"Oh fuck-" I gasped. She pushed herself against my erection, moaning into my ear and letting out hot, panting breaths. Her skirt had ridden up and I could see the tiny pair of black panties underneath. I fumbled to grab her tits. I felt her nipples through the tank top as I squeezed. She groaned and suddenly her hands roughly grabbed my wrists and pinned them to the passenger's seat.
"Do you want me?"