"PUSH!"
"I'M TRYING DAMMIT!"
Having repositioned her former fiancΓ©e's car to face and drive it into Founder's Lake forty miles outside Boston the vehicle was slowly submerging. Having found a brick to plant on the gas pedal and leaping out of the way Gwen Alonzo toppled face first into the cold lake water, her borrowed white button down shirt glowing like a specter in the moonlight now that it was soaked through. Crawling to her feet at her ex-husband's insistence she waded to the back of her fiancΓ©e Brandon's car and threw her body into it in hopes to encourage it sinking faster.
"Our luck the car will stop in the mud." She mumbled. "Are you even helping?"
"How can I help? I'm dead, my soul is only residing in you." He snapped back, "Although I...something is happening to me Gwen."
"What do you mean? Are you leaving me?" Panic took over as she pushed.
"No...just the opposite...it's as if my soul is burning brighter...growing stronger."
Hearing him almost laughing she felt as if a second set of hands were giving her more muscle in pushing the trunk of the car, "Is that you?"
""I believe so. I think I've somehow...energized your body to that of the strength of two."
"OH NOW YOU'RE USEFUL!" She chuckled, "I can't believe we're doing this...under a harvest moon even."
"Brings back memories doesn't it?"
"I'm freezing now!"
"Hold on I'll warm you up."
"A little late to be trying to seduce me now Hector. The car's sinking faster it must have went over the edge into deeper water. I'm getting out my nipples have icicles forming."
"I told you I'll warm you up. I don't know why or how but my soul feels...energetic."
"And, you without a dick these days." She realized how badly that sounded but he already sensed her sorrow of disrespect. It was not meant to be mean.
"I won't take that personally, you're on edge."
"Strange, I do feel warmer inside. What are you doing?"
"Turning you on."
"No you're not. I'm the furthest thing from horny after all of this craziness. Let's just finish up here and let me start walking, it's a long hike back to Boston."
"In a wringing wet dress shirt."
"Do I have a choice here?" She escapes the water but finds mud up to her calves looking horrible. "I look a fright and I can barely see myself."
"There's a faucet on the cabin, possibly a garden hose. Even more you might be able to get inside the cabin and shower up."
"Why? So I can leave fingerprints and strands of hair in the drain? Are you crazy?"
"Good point! I'm out of ideas, you're on your own."
"Let me spread Brandon's ashes and just wash my feet under that faucet. I'll use my shirt to cover my hands from leaving prints."
"Wait! I forgot, there's an outdoor shower. Use that! We have a few hours to kill before dawn. As long as you can get a few miles up the road you could possibly hail down a ride. Let your shirt dry as much as possible. Drape it over a tree limb."
"Good idea! I'll go streaking alone."
"Right beside you babe."
"Don't call me babe. Those days are over."
"Fair Damsel?"
"You would resort to chivalry. Fuck you Hector. Just give me a bit of peace and quiet. Please?"
"As you wish."
"THANK YOU!!"
Removing her shirt she prowled about the outside of the cabin until locating a low enough tree branch to hang up her shirt. Tossing her heels next to her purse and Brandon's ashes she squinted about for the faucet, finding it in the back of the house. Forgetting her shirt as a print protector she gathered leaves and packed them before turning the valves. She did her best to clean up her muddy limbs and hands but there was no being perfect. While there was a shower outside paranoia kept her from messing with her hair. Once rinsed off good she put her pumps on and carried her items up to the cabin's front porch where a bench swing dangled from chains. Swaying on it without touching it with her hands she eyed Brandon's cookie jar urn and cried.
She was going to have to finish her mission soon, but for now she needed a hiatus of emotion. The newfound warmth within her was seeping out through her pores and making her feel...strangely loved. Regardless she rolled her eyes. Thirty minutes, she just needed thirty minutes.
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Detective Heather Choi woke up wringing in sweat. Even with her window open and a cool breeze filtering in, curtains billowing like the cape of some rooftop superhero she was moist all over. Sitting in the faint glow of a wall outlet's plug in nightlight she huffed and shot a glance at her alarm clock.
"2:00 AM! Lord I've only slept two hours." Snatching her cellphone from its bedside charger she lit it up and discovered a text from Coroner Keith Bryson. Opening it she read, "We have to talk. ASAP!" Peaked interest she shrugged and dialed his phone, he picking up on literally the first ring.
"About time! Sorry to wake you but it's urgent." He rambled as she told him it was fine, "I can't explain what happened tonight but remember that Cynthia Drewbeck's eyes?"
"Yeah?"
"Her eyes are normal now. I...might not have a job by morning..."
"Why would you think that?" She squirmed to tug her pajama bottoms crumpled up inside her butt cheeks for better comfort.
"I...I'd rather not tell you, it will make me sound both insane, and...perverted."
"I think I already knew that about you Bryson. Just spit it out."
"I blacked out! When I woke up I...was naked in the morgue. I just know I'm on the security cameras. Heather...I swear that's not me."
"Slow down...you blacked out? What's the last thing you remember?"
"You...I think I dreamt about you...I shouldn't admit that Heather but I...I can't remember anything else after you left the morgue. It feels as if there was someone else there but...I can't get a mental image of who. All I remember is my dream and waking up...touching myself. Kind of raw to be honest."
"TMI Bryson. Is this some joke?"
"I swear it's not! I'm not even hitting on you right now. I'm more terrified I lost my job."