Man, the band was fucking rockin'! It was a great gig. Even the fucking drummer was finally playing like he wasn't smokin' something. I felt it. The crowd felt it. The pit was slammin' and the kids were fucking going shit-for-brains. The only thing distracting me that night was my sister's dancing. The guys in the band pushed me to do it. Let her dance. There she was with her Daisy Duke's and no fucking bra on. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a fucking pervert. I wasn't distracted because I wanted her or anything. She's my little sister. I didn't like the way everyone ELSE wanted her!
"Damn this is a hot fucking crowd tonight!" I screamed into the mic.
They cheered.
"What you wanna hear?" I said.
They screamed the name of the song, our only hit so far. I pulled at my beard and looked down at my guitar. I touched my fingers to the string and played the first cord. The kids went fuckin' nuts man! It was like they were ready to eat us alive! Ha, funny considering what happened after that shit.
I was half way through the intro, a simple guitar riff, but sometimes it's the simple shit that sends you to the fucking top man, I was half way through when my bass player, Ace, came over and poked my side. First I was really fucking pissed! No one fucks with me when I'm in that zone with my music. Then I notice the odd guy pushing through the pit. Kids are elbowing him and then a big skin head slams down on his shoulder and the fucking guy drops. β¨Dude, I hate this shit. Fights break out all the time at a show but it fucking pisses me off when I'm in my fucking zone man. Fucking kids. Fucking stupid fucking kids.
"Hey! Hey you guys fucking break it up!" β¨The bouncer pushes through the mass of bodies to try to break it up and that's when I notice another couple of fights have broken out. Some weird shit was going down. Like full moon crazy bug-eyed freak kinda weird. First a fight in the pit and now two more fights but in the back.
"Whathafuck guys! God damn it!"β¨The bouncer has a guy by the scruff of the neck and he's trying to muscle him out of the pit. The guy twists. The bouncer screams. I remember the fucking scream man. Like a girl. Big fat dude named Ted. I liked him but he screamed like a fucking girl as this ugly guy moves him back and then knocks him over the edge of the stage. Ace and I step back. Shit man, we didn't know what to do. Then we hear the sounds. Fuck I hate remembering that shit. β¨I don't know if you've ever been in a shit situation but if you haven't man, it goes from bad to fucking worse usually in the blink of an eye. It's like we all walk through life thinking that everything is fucking roses and shit and then suddenly a bus explodes or a car slams into pedestrians or β
The place erupts in screams and people running. It wasn't a big club, one of our smaller gigs but still there are kids knocking each other over and my band jumps up. My sister runs to the drummer, her latest cock to ride, and he pushes her away when he sees this fucker with an arm missing coming up onto the stage.β¨"Hey fucker! Get β"
The guy doesn't listen to me and grabs Ace by the head and, well man I've never seen anyone's fucking neck bend like that. Guy just β well Ace didn't have a chance.
Kids are running onto the stage. Everyone looking for any way outta that place. I was just looking for my sister. She was curled up in a ball. I'm a big guy, so I run over and scoop her up. She puts her arms around my neck and for a minute she is 5 years old again and I'm her big brother, always protecting her ass.
That's how the shit started man. Now here we are. Fucking middle of the fucking desert and no where to fucking go. The dead heads have been roaming most of the world for months. Animals are gone 'cept here and there and no people anywhere. No power, no television, no radio, nothing. The desert turned out to be a pretty safe fucking place. The dead heads have to roam through a considerable bitchin' fucking heat to get to us. The ones that make it through the heat and find us get rounded up and put in a pen. Toxic Scott was the one that thought of the shirts. β¨'I'm with stupid.'
'Baby on board.'
'I'm a twin'
The shirts were hilarious.
My sister comes walking out of the back room completely fucking naked. God damn it! She has recently shaved her pussy again. It's not so bad 'cept she has pussy lips that hang out like a big red puckered clam and I can't help but look at that shit man. Not only that but she has this cute little petite body that makes guys β anyway, she leans back and stretches. I was trying to keep my head down in the book I'm reading but I have to look over. Her breasts lift up and her thick hard nipples point straight up while her little belly tucks in. She ain't skin and fucking bones. My sister ain't fat 'neither. She has all the right curves in all the right fucking places and a little belly on a girl is like the perfect accent. That shit gives them the sweet little curve from front to back that every guy likes. That's the problem, every guy likes her.
"Why don't you put on some fucking clothes!"
"Why don't you go jerk off!"
"God damn it Lainie. Just because you can do something don't mean you should!"
"It's the end of the fucking world ROB, get over your shit!" She says my name like that because now everyone calls me Sailor. We all have pirate nicknames. Seemed like the shit to do at the time.
"I just don't think you should be fucking every guy we hook up with."
"Why? You want to be fucking them?"
"Ha fucking ha. How's the jaw doing? Sore from the big orgy last night?"
"No ROB, I have years of practice on every one of your friends." She leans forward and sticks her tongue out at me. Sometimes she acts like she is fucking twelve years old. She turns and goes to the fridge. There isn't anything in there but cans of beer and a few jugs of water. The fridge doesn't work either.
"Did you know that scientists say that if all the humans went out like a fucking light that all the nuke plants would explode?"
"Great, then maybe they'll take out some dead heads when they do." My sister says. She has leaned back against the counter and she has a jug of water she's drinking out of. She holds the jug against one breast. Fuck man. When any girl squeezes a tit and you see it all pressed in like that it gets me fired up. I love big tits and my sister has some nice ones. Too bad every single guy on the planet has felt them.
"I wonder if there is a nuke plant near here?"
"We are in the middle of the fucking desert Sailor, how in the hell would there be a nuke place here?"
"Shit, I don't know. Just wondering. I don't want to get all fried after having lasted this long."
"You think of some weird shit."
Ryder came out of the same room my sister had been in. He was naked too.