I guess I should start my Halloween tale by telling you that I was once a skeptic when it came to the supernatural. I guess that's why my best friend Chloe dared me to light that candle and say the incantation beside the graves of the Baugher Coven on Halloween night. Never one to pass up a dare, I took her up on it. But I haven't had a normal sexual relationship ever since that night.
The legend of the Baugher Coven claims that Rachel Baugher, Madeline Baugher, Anna Baugher, and Lucious Bauger were all stoned to death in my hometown of Salem during the infamous witch trials for "unnatural sexual relations" Now that part is based in fact. I did my research and learned that the three Baugher sisters and one Baugher brother had orgies on a regular basis. The local preacher saw them performing these orgies one night on the hollowed ground of a cemetery and the four siblings were tried and convicted of witchcraft. They were stoned to death right where the preacher caught them fucking around.
The next part of the legend, I didn't believe. It was said that if you lit a black candle on all hallows eve and said the words, "Rachel, Madeline, Anna, Lucious, I call to thee. Please come and fuck around with me," the ghosts of the witches and warlock would arrive and screw you until you couldn't take it anymore. Chloe dared me to do this two weeks before Halloween because she knew I didn't have much of a sex life.
"Just think about how much fun you'll have if they do arrive," she snickered. "I saw a drawing of Lucious in a book in the local library. He was quite the stud. And I know you're not into girls but it's said that the three sisters can do things that will blow your mind."
I just laughed and agreed to do it. So there I sat, in the back of Rowan Cemetery next to four heaps of stone. The sky was pitch black and I had only the eerie glow of the harvest moon to light me until I grabbed the matches from my pocket and lit the candle.
I whispered the words, "Rachel, Madeline, Anna, Lucious, I call to thee. Please come around and fuck me." Nothing happened.
I waited a few minutes, sighed and then was about to walk away when my candle blew out. I felt warm breath whisper in my ear. "Do not leave. You called upon us."
I turned and saw the three most beautiful women I had ever seen standing before me. All had long pale blonde hair and were wearing only corsets. Their buxom breasts bulged within the restricting muslin and I had to fight the urge to rip all three of them off. What's wrong with you? You are not a dyke, Karen, I told myself. These ladies can't be real. They can't be the witches. Witches are supposed to be ugly, not tall and beautiful. The tallest of the sisters began to play with my dull brown hair. Her mesmerizing dark eyes looked me up and down.