Jean was out for a run thinking about her friend Andrea's bridal shower that she was planning. All the details had been ironed out but she was still nervous about everything going well for the bride-to-be. She had planned the whole thing and had gotten her an amazing gift but she was also thinking about getting her a joke gift as well.
They had been friends for years and Andrea had a great sense of humor so Jean was thinking about getting her a sex toy. It was going to be just for laughs so she wanted to get the weirdest-looking dildo she could find and was having issues finding the perfect one.
As she came around the corner she saw a little shop. It seemed out of place as this road was mostly just woods as it was part of a national park so seeing a store that looked like an old fashion General Good store in the middle of nowhere was odd. What was even odder was the sign that said "Lilith's Erotic Emporium."
"Really, a sex toy shop out here?" She said as she stopped to catch her breath.
She stood there for a moment before she decided to go check it out. Maybe she would find the joke gift she was looking for as she started walking towards the front of the store before she saw a woman with red hair unlock the front door and prop it open.
"Oh, did you guys just open?" Jean asked.
"Yes Ma'am, just figured I'd leave the door open today, it is a beautiful day isn't it?" Nessira said breathing in the fresh air. "Now is there something you are looking for?"
"Actually, I am looking for a sort of joke gift for a friend of mine."
"Joke? Sexual satisfaction is no joke, but come on in, I am sure there is something inside that you will like," Nessira said with a devilish grin before turning back into the shop.
"Okay, she's a weirdo," Jean said before walking up the wooden steps and entering the shop.
As she walked in and looked around it was nothing like what she was expecting. Instead of toys and movies, there were strange statues and what appeared to be herbs and spices. There was a table of candy and a section with different and strange-looking plants.
"Maybe this isn't the place to find....." she suddenly stopped when she noticed something on the shelf nearby.
It looked like a statue but of a large erect penis. Not a human penis, this looked almost beastly, or demonic. She felt like she should be disgusted by it but as she stepped closer to it she couldn't help but admire it. She reached her hand out to touch it, almost as if the closer she got to it, it started to look less like a piece of stone and more organic, almost soft and leathery.
"I see you found something you like?" Nessira said suddenly standing next to her.
"Oh, uh, yeah, this might be what I am looking for," she said unable to take her eyes off of it.
"For the joke gift, you were looking for?"
"Huh? Oh, right, yes, the joke gift, for my friend's bridal shower, right, it is..... perfect," she said almost as if in a trance as she looked at it.
Nessira smiled as she could sense Koldak's excitement. She knew he was using his magic on this woman but she figured it had been a while and it was time to let the demon have some fun.
"So, would you like to purchase the Cock of Koldak?" Nessira asked breaking the silence.
"Oh, uh, yes, please! Oh wait, what is it called again?"
"The Cock of Koldak, the ancient sex demon."
"That's a strange name, oh crap, I don't have my car," Jean said remembering she was out for a run.
"That's alright, I can have it delivered wherever you'd like," Nessira said before picking up Koldak and walking over to the counter. "Now if this is a gift for a friend, should I send it to her house?"
"No!" Jean exclaimed before calming down. "I mean uh, no you can send it to my apartment, I would uh..... I should give it to her myself, please."
Nessira smiled watching this woman sweat as Koldak continued to release his pheromones driving her crazy. She looked at her sweaty blonde hair before looking up and down noticing her athletic build as her spandex running suit clung to her shapely body. She knew Koldak was going to have a good time with this one.
"Alright then, I will have this delivered by the end of the day," Nessira said handing her the receipt.
"Wow, really, today?"
"We have a very special shipping service, and we strive for customer satisfaction."
"Wow, thank you, I'm gonna love....... I mean, my friend is going to love this," Jean said as she headed for the door constantly looking back at the statue on the counter like she couldn't take her eyes off it, bumping into the door frame before finally leaving.
"You like her don't you?" Nessira said running her finger along Koldak's shaft.
"She is a very fine human specimen, I shall enjoy her company immensely."
"Oh I think she is going to enjoy yours as well, but you need to stop sneaking out of the back room, that's how the fiasco with our Mail Carrier Peter happened, remember?"
"I do, and if I remember correctly he was very happy with the gift I left him, and so is his mate Lauren, I can sense every time he uses it."
"True, and you have been good lately so I think you have earned a little fun."