Danny lugged the case up the small fridge up the stairs. Nelson followed behind with an assortment of clothes draped over his arms. They both made sounds of aggravation as they dropped their respective burdens in the small room. Danny took a moment to catch his breath before gathering the clothes up from the naked bed where Nelson left them. He moved them to the closet, giving them a single swat to knock out any wrinkles.
"Spider," Nelson said, pointing at the closet door.
Danny followed the gesture to a small, black spider moving erratically up the wood. "Jumpy spider," he said. "Harmless. They eat mites and stuff." He shooed the small creature away, watching it scurry into the crack of the closet door.
"Jumpy spider can't be their real name?" Nelson sat on the bed, arbitrarily stretching out his shoulders.
Danny shrugged. "That's what we always called them." He joined his friend on the bed, glad to be off his feet after taking the first flight of stairs more times than felt necessary. He didn't think he'd brought much with him until they moved it into his room.
As they took their breather, they heard the clattering of one of the other new arrivals moving up the stairs. Nelson craned his head around to peer out the door. "Its the one with the fat ass," he whispered. "What'd she say her name was?"
Danny didn't want to admit he'd also paid attention to which of the girls they'd met had the biggest butt. "I think you're talking about Laura."
Nelson grinned, "Right. Laura. Guess that means Kristen is upstairs with girl number four, whatever her name is. So, Laura clearly has the best ass. Kristen has the biggest tits. I guess the other one splits the difference on both fronts. Maybe she's eager for it a little more, huh? You know how girls are when they don't get enough attention."
"This is why I'm living here, and you're staying back in the sticks with the rest of the mouth-breathers." Danny hopped to his feet and moved over to a television set. "Help me get this up on the desk over there."
"What'll you do for a desk?"
"I'll use my laptop or the floor. I don't know, where else can I put it?"
"On top of the fridge," said a voice from the door. Girl number four lingered at the entrance with her hands clasped behind her back. She wore a black t-shirt and a pair of black shorts covered in thick stripes of dust. She offered her hand to Danny, "I guess you're our fourth. I'm Maggie, Maggie Blake."
Danny shook her hand. "Danny Kent. This is my friend from back home, Nelson. He's helping me move." Nelson waved, sheepishly. "Fridge is a good idea, though. Won't be using that wall for anything else." He shuffled his hands. "So, you're upstairs?"
Maggie pointed up. "Yep, right above you. I'll try to keep it down. I'm here on a dance and bagpipes scholarship though, so I can't make any promises." She grinned wide, barely unable to contain her giggles. "I'm sorry. That was dumb. I'm a poetry student."
Danny and Nelson looked back with blank faces. Nelson finally said, "Oh! Because you'd be loud if you were the other thing."
Her mirth flushed to embarrassment. "Uh, anyway. I wanted to introduce myself is all. You met the other girls? I talked with Laura for a while. She seems nice. I thought maybe we could all get together for a little socializing later on once we're all settled. We're going to be living together for nine months, probably should get to know one another. Make sure you're not a murderer, you know. Not you...you...but anyone. I'm not a murderer." She rocked back on her heels.
"Sounds fun," Danny said. He was relieved someone else would be more awkward than him at meeting their roommates. "I don't have much left to do. Whenever you want to get together, give me a shout."
"Your friend's invited, too, obviously," she said
"He's not staying," Danny stepped in front of Nelson before he could display any reaction to being cut out. Maggie nodded and slipped away down the hall. Danny moved over and began putting the fridge and television together.
"I could have come along," Nelson said, sourly. "Not like I've got anything to go back to."
"You have work in the morning, don't you?"
"Sure, but who gives a damn about that when I could have a shot at either the tits or the ass."
"And that's precisely why you're not coming. And no love for Maggie?"
"Bruh, even I can see her mooning over you. Love at first sight if I ever saw it."
Danny almost dropped the television as he turned around sharply. "What? No, she was nervous, that's all."
"No one makes a joke that terrible and then immediately explains it unless they want in your pants," Nelson argued. He hopped up off the bed. "But, if I don't get to hang out with the new tail in your life, then I should get back so I can sniff out some of the old ones. Jenny's still back home and has no prospects. She's sad enough to sleep with me, I bet."
Danny put down the tv and turned to say goodbye. "Boy, I hope we don't drift apart," he said.
"Who would educate out my crass sensibilities. I'll be back. Don't worry. You're only a thirty minute drive away. It'll take more than that to shake off my worthless ass. Later."
Without any more fuss, Nelson left. Danny wondered where his friend would sleep when he visited.