Sarah blinked sleepily as I leaned over to kiss her. "OK?" I queried, getting a nod, a smile.
I felt Beth stir, and she sat up, the duvet slipping to her waist. Sarah caught her lower lip between her teeth, glancing at the faint red marks on Beth's skin. "Are you all right?"
Beth nodded. "I'm fine, really. It took me a while to figure out the best way to get the wax off me, though."
She grinned wickedly. "It's even harder than getting Tim's sticky stuff out of my hair when it ends up there."
I tried to look sheepish, and she relented. "Anyway, what's on the agenda today?"
"Something fun," I hinted. "I know we talked about a sherry party at Christmas, but there's something coming up first that we can use for an excuse for a get-together, maybe make it a housewarming."
Beth furrowed her brow, obviously thinking hard. "It's not anybody's birthday. Go on then, what?"
"It's Halloween," I grinned. "Come on, don't tell me you wouldn't be interested in being a somehow-irresistible zombie. Or definitely the sexiest vampire ever."
Sarah's eyes lit up. "I've always wanted to be the vapourish heroine in the floaty white dress who gets captured by the black-caped vampire in his castle - you know, in those silent movies with the melodramatic music."
"Except I'd be the vampire," Beth chipped in. "After all, you can't tell me that the biting isn't a metaphor for rape - I would so enjoy playing that one out with you."
I was reminded of the fantasy we'd shared where Beth's hands were bound behind her; it only seemed fair that Beth should get a chance to have her way with a helpless captive of her own...
I fanned my face as Sarah tried out an expression of terror and loathing, with just a hint that against all her impulses she might be secretly lusting after her fanged assailant. "Phew... It sounds like you two have got this sorted."
I rolled my eyes. "I suppose that leaves me with using endless toilet roll to be a mummy..."
I stuck my arms out in front of me, making what I hoped was a convincing zombie noise.
Beth elbowed me in the ribs, completely ruining my performance. "You're the hero - what is he, a woodcutter? - who comes to rescue the heroine. Trouble is, I'm too strong, and he ends up bitten as well. Same metaphor, right?"
I digested the implication of her words. "You mean -"
"One to work on," Beth promised.
"So who shall we invite?" asked Sarah.
Beth counted on her fingers. "Well, Marie, and Alice. There are a couple of my uni group who I think would take it seriously enough - the costumes have to be good."
She looked sad for a moment. "It's a pity Jake's not up to it, he'd make such a wonderful Count... But we'll send him some pictures, and Francesca too - we're not seeing her till the wedding, but she'd only need to put a white streak in her hair and really overdo the makeup and I could see her as Morticia."
We continued to come up with ideas for the party on and off for the rest of the day - "We should have only red wine to drink, that really dark one," suggested Sarah - and by the evening our Halloween get-together was a firm reality. "We need to send out invitations," mused Beth. "Maybe between lectures tomorrow I'll try and design something."
"How about, 'we request the pleasure of your corpse'," quipped Sarah.
"Actually that's not bad," grinned Beth. "Let me think about it."
The next evening we emailed the invitations out, and by the end of the week Beth had had replies from nearly everyone. "OK, we have till next Saturday to sort out our own costumes, decorate the place, get the food."
"We should have labels where everything has spooky or horrible names," Sarah suggested, "like 'severed fingers' for the carrot sticks or something."
Beth chuckled. "Great idea - see what you can come up with."
"What are we going to do about costumes, exactly?" I asked. "Mine's easy - those work trousers, and I can pick up a shirt from a charity shop. Sarah, you'll do my hair into one of those silly Disney-hero styles, won't you?"
"Sure - we'll need some gel."
"Sarah and I will go into town," Beth decided. "We can see what the fancy dress hire place has, but if we need to buy outfits and make a few adjustments of our own, that'll be fine."
"And we can go into that shop where you get your makeup from," nodded Sarah.
I chuckled. "I can see a whole lot of kohl, and mascara, and white powder, going on there."
Beth made a mildly disparaging noise. "There's a lot more to it than that."
She grinned. "You can do the washing while we're out - your forfeit, remember - and maybe change the bed?"
"Yeth mithtress, of course mithtress," I went back into my zombie routine, sending them into fits of giggles. "Come on, Sarah," Beth finally managed to suppress her laughter. "This is going to be fun."
I pottered around the house while the washing machine ran, hanging the first load in the utility. The second wash was mainly the girls' underwear, and I narrowly resisted the temptation to take a closer look at the items that had been in intimate contact with their bodies, reminding myself that I'd almost certainly be touching them as intimately, if not more so, when they got home from their shopping trip. "Anyway," I muttered to myself, "I'd never be able to look Marie in the eye again if she asked me how the laundry forfeit worked out."