"ARE YOU NUTS?"
"What? Because I'm interested in buying a haunted mansion in the wilds of Virginia?" Erin Parrish laughed at her best friend Kyra Whimsey as they sat along a gravel road facing a rundown Victorian manor out in the middle of nowhere, one that had obviously gone uninhabited for years. Even the For Sale sign out front of the rusted iron gates was dangling by a single hook as if the Realty firm was too afraid to fix it. Not that many ventured off of the main road running in front of it in the distance to get anywhere near this close to see it. Hard sell if you can't see the sign. It was online how Erin discovered this gem. She was good at finding the unwanted.
"You know I'm not afraid of anything Kyra. Come on we've both served in Afghanistan. If we can survive with being over there, I know I can live out here. This place is going for a song."
"Is that song the Monster Mash?" Kyra, a stunning African American goddess of 28 grimaced at her longtime friend. Often mistaken for actress Jurnee Smollett only made her that much more defined.
Erin Parrish on the other hand was always the head strong one of the pair. Resembling a young Cameron Diaz, the two laughed when guys hit on them for autographs. Sure, why not? If the men were that naΓ―ve, they deserved fake signatures and selfies. Of course, some of those naΓ―ve bastards were hot enough to hook up with. Let the bastard's brag. "I think the place has character. I want my independence, Kyra; I can't live with my mom forever. Going on active duty for as long as I have has made me too independent."
"So, get an apartment bitch. It's not like you have anything to your name."
"That's what yard sales are for. I told Mom when I came home that I was only staying at home for one year, mainly because of Dad passing away. She needed me at the time. Now? I'm fighting for my freedom, not the entire Country's."
"What do you know about this place?" Kyra eyes the broken shudders leerily, "I'm surprised it still has windows. It gives me the creeps. Haven't you seen enough horror movies to steer clear of Amityville here?"
"You are such a pussy."
"I have one. I'd like to use it awhile longer thank you."
" Slut, I swear."
"ME?" Kyra busts up laughing, "I'm not the nympho here. You're the cunt that fucked every soldier in three units."
"Four, but who's counting? That's how I met you, if I'm not mistaken Miss Scissoring. Where is that freaking Realtor?" She looks in the adjusted rearview mirror of her yellow 2017 Land Rover.
"Hey! I'm not knocking our fun together; you know I love you. It made us besties forever." She sighs, "Fine! I'll move out here to keep you company."
"Whoa! Never saw that coming." Erin bulges her eyes, "I... planned on living on my own. I did say independence."
"Hey! We're soul sisters if you die, I die."
"Aw! I love you." Erin pouted with hearing her friend's loyalty. "Don't hate me," Erin gnashes her teeth hissing, "but I really do want to try being on my own for once. I... need this."
"A mansion big enough to house ten people comfortably? At least get a dog or two to protect you out here."
"I might do that. Big ole' sheepdog?" Her eyes flare wide with excitement.
"I said a guard dog, not Tim Allen." Her whit leaning out to Disney's Shaggy Dog. It did get a chuckle.
"It's not like you can't come visit on weekends. I have a rowboat load of money from the service so I want to fix this place up as nice as I can make it."
"It's going to take more than half a mill Erin. I bet those gates won't even open up after rusting shut."
"I have dad's inheritance money too. Oh! Here comes a car." A sweet steel grey Lexus was on its way.
"Well, we know he's not passing through on this one-way path."
"I bet he thinks I don't have money. Look at us, we look like college girls. Now that my hair has grown out I kind of feel like one." Erin twirls her long blond hair around a fingertip.
"Army bob begone." Kyra laughs, "At least I look good in extensions."
"We should tease this guy."
"You go right ahead Miss Nympho 2022."
"I'll share my crown with you."
"Yours or his?" Kyra uses her hand as if jerking off a dick. "I just said no."
"Fine! I'll behave."
"No, you won't. It's not in your DNA."
The secondary car pulls up alongside Erin's Land Rover and expresses a timid smile, bordering on uneasy. The realtor was a man of 45, short, pudgy, and going bald. Try as he might he wasn't any Romeo. "Oh, he'd be too easy. I bet he hasn't been laid since high school."
"Head's too shiny for me."
"Mmm! Just how I like them." Erin meant a very tight cock. "All it needs is to be purple."
"One track behind, I swear."
Erin opens her car door giggling and steps out to meet the Realtor. Edgy, he grits his teeth in the direction of the mansion but tried to remain positive in composure. Settling his nerves, he stepped over to greet the ladies, hand extended in friendship. As a man he did enjoy a young very sexy pair of girls, and these two tipped the scales in their favor in every way.
Tight denim shorts and a light tan strappy detail top on Erin gave off that look at me impression. Her cleavage boasting quite a bit of her 36C's down to just below her breasts in its V-line, welcomed him with nipple hard on. The shorts exceedingly short gifted him a peek at her firm butt cheeks. Around her neck was a thin chain necklace with a tiny blue gem inlay that accented her crystal blue eyes and shoulder length bleach blond hair.
Kyra more reserved wore long jeans yet still snug to show off her perfectly carved assets. Her booty had a bit more substance that Erin's, certainly a better twerker. Her top was a leopard print tunic type blouse that masked her cleavage more.
"Miss Parrish?"
"That's me. You must be Edwin."
"Ed Hanson, yes. A lovely day to show off a rather extraordinary house." He grinned and shot a glance at the property. "I'll be honest I was surprised when I got your call over the Souillon Estate, it was rather lost in our files so to speak."
"Not many potential buyers?"
"This place has been lost in time I'm afraid. It's... vibe I suppose has lured people away rather than toward. While a very stunning home it has a very tragic history."
"I knew it... ghosts." Kyra flared her eyes.