"What the!" I exclaimed, as I found myself in a gray void. Nothing around me except this gray fog. No sounds; nothing to see; nothing to feel.
"Actually that couldn't be right." I thought to myself, because I could hear my own thoughts; but apart from that I wasn't feeling a damn thing.
I knew that I was dead. I mean that I knew that bitch, had shafted me good and proper and that I should be stone cold dead; No feelings; No thoughts; but for some unknown reason, I could still think.
"Murphy!" A voice boomed out, of the void.
I looked around, wondering where the voice was coming from. "It sure sounded like dear old mum." I thought.
"No! It's not your mother." The voice echoed back.
As the voice slowly drifted away, the fog gradually cleared to reveal a chair with some form of devil sitting on it.
"Now, don't be afraid." The voice said, in a kind of mocking laughter tone.
"Come here, so that I can see you." The devil said.
Without seeming to move, I found myself standing before the chair.
"You know who I am, don't you?" The voice asked.
"Yeah; you're the devil." I said with a smirk, "The Horned One; The Big Cheese; Satan." I continued.
"Hmmm, you could be right there." He replied.
"So, what's this all about?" I asked.
"Well, you know how bad people go to Hell for all eternity and have a good time?" He asked.
"Yeah." I nodded and seemed to laugh at the same time.
"Well, I have good and bad news for you." He said.
"The bad news is that I have the good time and the good news is that you have a bad time. He said in a funny way.
"Oh!" Was all I could reply.
"I mean it couldn't be that bad." I started to think to myself, when......
"Come here bitch." Said a voice.
"Huh." I heard myself say, as I felt a hand on my shoulder.
I spun around, as the hand pulled me back.
"Let go you prick." I said, but my voice sounded different. Almost girlish in its' tone.
"What's that?" The bloke who had hold of me said.
I said, "Let me go, you prick." Again the voice was mine, but it had a feminine quality to it.