"Klaatu. Barada. Nikto..."
In the small bedroom of an abandoned cabin, Dana stared down at the grimy twin-sized bed; splits in the raggedy mattress showed the cotton beneath. The raven-haired girl, with wavy strands to her shoulders, folded her arms over her sleeveless purple top and tapped her boot impatiently. "I knew this wouldn't work."
On the opposite side of the bed, Tim sighed. The blonde jock rubbed his smooth chin. "I don't understand. The book specifically said to recite those words verbatim near bed."
"Need I remind you that while we're waiting..." Paul paced just outside the opened door of the bedroom, popping his knuckles. The scrawny nerd's high-top fade wiggled with his anxious gait. "...the dickites have risen from their graves. They're taking over the city, fucking everyone into oblivionโ" "The ghost of Lucy Lascivious is the only one who can stop them," Tim said with anxiety.
"Well, she ain't showing up, is she?" Paul turned to his girlfriend, Dana. "We're all gonna get fucked to death..."
Dana shared her boyfriend's fearful expression before looking to the dirty wooden floor, mind churning. "There's gotta be a wahโ"
At that time, the floor, walls, rumbled, suspending dirt in the air. The bed shook, the four metal legs clanging against the wood floor. The door slammed shut, locking Paul out.
"What the..." Tim's eyes darted down to the mattress.
Dana whirled to the twin-bed as well.
Hands and a face pushed out from the surface of the shredded mattress, as if trapped beneath. The figure fought for a moment before finding freedom through a slit. A woman's pale gelatinous head oozed out, followed by shoulders, round jellied breasts, and a thin waist which faded into a smoky little tail. Her light thin hair appeared like a shredded flag. While hovering above the surface of the bed, she got out a good long stretch. "Ggggggggghhhh-ahhhhhh!"
"Um..." Tim nervously cleared his throat. "Lucy, uh, Lascivious?"
The ghostly, jelly figure stopped her stretch, arms falling at her sides. Her dead coal-like eyes singled out Tim. She ran her tongue across the top of her lip, winked, and blew him a kiss.
"Our town is being overrun with dickites," Dana blurted. "We need your help to stop them."
Lucy shifted her black eyes to Dana. "Why should I? It's poetic justice that the town who bound me to this bed for my 'immoral' acts will meet their end by the same 'immoral' acts. They have forced me into this prison with only my memories of what a hard throbbing hog feels like between my quivering thighs..." She sighed. "For that, they deserve what the dickites serve."
"The people who locked you to this bed have long passed away," Dana said. "Those are innocent people out there."
Lucy's empty eyes sailed from Dana to Tim and then to the cob-webbed ceiling. She tapped her cheek in thought.
"C'mon," Tim barked. "We freed you."
"Freedom?" Lucy floated to Tim in a gust. She gazed into his eyes, carressed his strong jaw. "I can't feel." Her free hand dropped to his crotch, but when grabbing his package, her smoky fingers simply went right through. "What's freedom without life's sweetest pleasure."
"We don't have much time," Dana hissed.
"Then get me a body, a living body, one I can possess!" Lucy snarled over her shoulder at Dana. "You help me. I help you."
"Consider it done," Dana said.
Lucy hovered back to the center of the bed, eyeing the strong, quick-tempered girl. "Say it. Say 'I promise you a body."
Paul knocked on the door from outside but no one seemed to care.
Dana huffed. "I promise you aโ"
"Dana?" Tim shook his head, showing his uncertainty.
"Shh!" Dana shushed him. With her full attention on the disembodied spirit, she said, "I promise you a body if you help us."
"Ha-ha!" Lucy slapped her hands together. "Let's get to it then. To stop the dickites, someone must call them home with an orgasmic moan. It's like a dinner bell for the dickites. Oh, and when you cum, you must repeat the same phrase you woke me up with. Klaatu-Barada-Nikto."
Dana and Tim glanced to one another with bewildered expressions before turning back to the levitating ghost. "I uh..." Dana stammered. "...what if I have trouble, ya know..."
"I think I can help with that." Lucy rubbed her palms together, creating a ball of energy. The light expanded in her hands. She shot it out into two separate streams, one at Dana and the other at Tim. The force entered their foreheads, sending ticklish currents to their brains and through their bodies, making hairs stand on end.
Tim's brows creased. "I feel..."
"...great." Dana giggled as endorphins saturated her mind. Her body warmed, stomach tickled, with euphoria.