I could be a better person, I know it, I mean I'm no drug pusher or anything. I'm not a user even, I haven't robbed a bank and for the most part I stayed away from the ladies. Sure, I was a nice enough guy and talked to people all the time, actually giving them advice on many occasions, but I am still convinced I could be better.
Being out on the street a lot, I did get to know a seedy element, especially the hookers. Mind you, I never went with them, I knew them all, but they were more like sisters to me. Okay, really slutty sisters, but none of them really interested me. Well, Francy, the new one did just a bit, but hell I'd never try to actually transact some business with her.
I did have a bit too much of the sacrificial jug of wine, but I was a gentleman through almost all of my conversation with Francy. Yes, I did start up the conversation with her, but I usually do that with all the girls, "Wow, since when did they let beauty queens on the street corner," I said.
"You like what you see?"
"Of course, hey, my name's is Jonathan, Johnny for short. What's your name?"
"Francy."
"I like that name, Francy, yes, like fancy but a little more. Tell me fancy lady has business been good for you?"
"It's been pretty good, especially since I got here," she replied toying with the top button on her blouse.
"Where's the rest of the girls?"
"The rest of the girls?"
"Yeah, Candy, Justine, Marygood... even Lolita's not here."
"Well I don't know them very well, guess they all got dates. How about you, you want a date?"
"Nah, I mean I'd like a date, but I'm not really ready for profession dating, if you get my drift."
"Oh come on. You ain't had nothing until you let a pro get her hands on you."