All of a sudden I am jolted awake. I have no idea where I am. No recollection whatsoever of previous incidents that led me here. It was pitch black and I think I'm in a house. But I don't recognise my surroundings. In the distance, I hear footsteps. Belonging to multiple people. My eyes started adjusting to the dark and I think I see lights illuminating from one of the windows.
On and off, I hear people saying, "trick or treat?" Laughter from kids echoing in the dark. That's right! It's Halloween! I remember being at a party. Drinking. With my friends at a restaurant. Then getting into a fight at the bar. Hitting on a goth chick. Oh what a beautiful woman. Getting hit by said woman. That's when I blacked out.
Just then a door unlocks and two sets of voices travel down the hallway from the front of the house. Then the lights turned on and there I was staring at... I have no idea who these people are. A man I am definitely not acquainted with and... that goth chick from the bar! They were all over each other. I feel awkward being here, watching them.
I try to get up and walk away. Horrified, I soon discover that I am not able to move at all. In fact, I have no... hands?! Wait, where are my limbs?? I can't speak?
Just then, I heard the woman speak up in the midst of her giggles, "hehe~ Darling~ What do you think of my new chair?"
"Hmm? What chair?"
"The classic mahogany wooden handcrafted chair I recently had made. Isn't he handsome?" With a wicked grin in her eyes, she runs her nails along the top rail of the chair. But I don't see the chair? Mmm I could feel those nail scratches though and they are elite.
Then both of them seem to turn all their attention towards... me?
Wait, can they see me? Help! I'm over here!
I tried to do something to get their attention but all they did was stare at each other and they continued eating each other's faces. Dear god. Why am I bearing witness to this?
"The chair looks sturdy enough..."
"You thinking what I'm thinking?"
Wait, what are they thinking? The next thing I knew they were migrating towards me. Wtf? Am I a chair now? Can't they see that there is another person in the room?
Wait a minute! They're descending onto me. Into me? What! The woman pushes the man roughly into me and straddles him.
That's when it hits me... I am THE chair.
The man is sitting on me with his woman in his arms. Heavily making out and oh god... don't tell me, are they about to do what I think they're about to do?
The moment I hear the zipper go. I knew that I was fucked. I am being fucked upon. Like a magnitude 5.0 earthquake fucked. Help what have I gotten myself into?
As a straight male, I have never in my life anticipated a man's buttcheek to be pressed against me. I can feel everything. EVERYTHING. His balls slap against me every time she bounces up and down on him. Her wetness is dripping down his shaft, soaking me along with them hairy ass balls.
