Lyrics courtesy of Rod Stewart
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Ghost stories never scared me. Vampires, werewolves, mummies, witches... interesting ideas, but not scary. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest... now that was some scary shit. I only mention that I never believed in such things because maybe if I had been afraid that night things would have been different.
I remember every detail. I always did have a good memory (It made high school a total joke. I made A's without trying hard, which left me plenty of time to have fun, and oh, God, did I have fun. Being the youngest made it easier. Mommy and Daddy (I always called them that, helped the image) never imagined that their baby was a bit of a deviant. If they could only see me now.
The night it all happened I had just turned eighteen, and just found out how badly you can get hurt when you think you're in love with a fucking idiot of a teenage boy and your "best friend forever" is a fickle teenage girl. I didn't eat or sleep for days after Tommy told me he just wanted to be friends... code for "I'm sick of you; I want to try to pop your best friend's cherry now." So in that mood, I was even gladder than usual when my sister Emily invited me to spend Halloween weekend with her at UGA, where she went to school.
I drove up on Friday after school, loving the freedom of my new driver's license and the Camaro Daddy had bought me to go with it. Radio blasting, windows down... "Born to Run" came on just as I was getting close to Athens, and I felt almost human for the first time in weeks. Emily made it even better when she hugged me hello while holding a just-opened bottle of Jack Daniels. "Lyin' Eyes" was on the stereo as I said hi to her roommate Linda and the three of us started to do some serious drinking.
At nine, all feeling no pain, we got ready for the costume party at the KA house. Em had a reasonably serious boyfriend in the frat, and she assured me whichever of his brothers I chose would make me forget all about Tommy. As I looked at myself in the mirror, my ego told me I would have my choice. I just hoped Charlie's Angels had caught on enough at UGA for people to recognize my perfect imitation of "Farrah hair" and the exact replica I had of the white sundress she wore in the "Night of the Strangler" episode.
We got just the reaction we hoped when we hit the KA house: catcalls and cheers and offers of beer. Em wore an open shirt over her white bikini, a la Jaclyn Smith, and Linda (in a formalish dress and pearls) was just as tall as Kate Jackson, but much sexier. Sis kissed her lover hello and the two of them insisted I play third wheel for a bit. After a few introductions, though, as I listened to a pimply faced guy in red white and blue shorts explain that was dressed as Rocky and tried not to tell him he looked more like Adrian, Emily gave my ass a squeeze and they were gone.
It turned out that "Rocky", despite physical shortcomings, was a fair hand at the rolling of joints, and I was soon getting high to "Dream Weaver" and enjoying the attempts of a gaggle of costumed Southern boys to impress me. I sat on a comfy couch and they gathered around me as if I was holding court. Out of loyalty to my source (and out of being sick of wearing heels) I kicked off my shoes and leaned back as I took a hit, laying my legs across Rocky's lap. He lost his slim chance of more when I felt his hands on my calves... weak hands. That's a dealbreaker for me. Still, he was clearly enjoying the view up my skirt I was giving him, so I figured we were even for the weed.
I was more than wasted enough that I didn't need to pretend to laugh at the boys' jokes, but still alert enough to notice things. "(Don't Fear) The Reaper" was playing, and there was an inevitable drunken attempt at dancing from the KA dressed for the part. Linda was doing shots with three other girls as several boys leered, wondering when they would be drunk enough. Emily and her boyfriend came in the back door. She was giggling, her shoes were gone, and her white bikini bore an obvious grass stain. She grabbed Linda by the hand and came running over to tell me we three Angels had to take a picture together. As I let her pull me up, waving goodbye to a downcast Rocky, I saw a tall man in a vampire costume standing alone in the corner, staring at us.
We hugged and giggled and struck poses as we were photographed, then huddled for a moment. It was agreed we would reassemble at their dorm room by three tomorrow afternoon. Emily kissed my cheek and was gone. Linda was summoned by squeals from her friends as "Dancing Queen" played, and I joined them on the dance floor. Funny how music is like a soundtrack to memory... I can hear the song play now, and see us dancing... and see the vampire watching.
I was neither surprised nor annoyed when he made his move soon after "Shake Your Booty" finished. It was after midnight, he was tall and powerfully built, and his all black costume and cape, whiteface makeup, and red lips with protruding fangs all created a rather appealing image. I let him lead me back to the same comfy couch. He had an air of confidence that I had never seen in a man. He remained in character, his voice hissing, and when he ably discussed literary vampires created by Stoker, Tolkien and others, I melted. My legs were across his lap as with Rocky, but when he spoke of Sauron taking the form of a vampire, I made my own move. I bent my knees and placed my feet firmly in his lap. Yes, I am aroused by a passion for literature. I'm a nerd, but you know you want me.
God, he drove me crazy! Even as his erection grew under the caresses of my soles and my legs spread to show him my lacy white panties, he spoke on of books and poems. When he then lifted one foot at a time for a massage, he could have fucked me right there and I would have let him. He had incredible hands. Finally, he gave me the opening I wanted when he mentioned that he owned a first edition of Dracula... and my request that he show it to me was only three quarters an excuse to get him alone. I really did want to see the damn book.
He gallantly offered to carry my shoes, and I clung to his arm as we walked across campus to his dorm. His roommate was still at the party. I examined the book as he turned on the stereo. When I heard the song, I almost floated across the room and stood on tiptoe, reaching up to pull his head down for a kiss. His tongue met mine just as Rod began to sing...