In your 40 years of life you have never been camping, yesterday you decided to fix that. You took a week off from work, bought a ton of camping gear, and headed to the most remote spot of wilderness you could find. You're so far off the grid that your cell phone doesn't even work anymore.
That doesn't bother you at all though, because the point of this trip is to cut yourself off from humanity and get close to nature. As the sun is shining high in the sky, you set up your blue tent. The best part of all of this is that you've managed to set up camp in a meadow that is just perfect. You're surrounded by lovely tall pine trees and have a wide field of soft grass to walk in. There's also a small pond for you to go fishing and swimming in if you want.
One thing that strikes you as odd is that there are about a dozen rose bushes surrounding you and all the roses are black. You didn't know roses could be black and you haven't seen any other rose bushes since you got into the woods. You start to wonder if they have been planted here. But that doesn't make any sense. After all why would someone plant rose bushes so deep in the woods where hardly anybody would be able to get to them?
You shrug off these thoughts and decide go fishing. You fish for several hours without getting as much as a nibble. Once the sun starts to set you make yourself some dinner and eat under a clear star filled sky. Underneath the stars with nothing, but nature surrounding you, you feel like a man for the first time in your life.
Eventually you get tried and decide to go to bed. You're so exhausted you don't even bother undressing. So you fall asleep wearing your brown shorts, red no sleeve shirt, orange vest, and black sneakers. Your sleep is one of the most peaceful you've had in years. Then you hear some sort of rustling in the bushes. Your eyes shoot open and you glance downwards and see that your feet are bare.