She leans away, crosses her arms across her chest, and shakes her head. "Look, we've got a nice little routine. He takes care of himself. I grab one of those flushable wipes I have on the night stand and clean him off. What do you expect me to do? Would you rather his sticky cum be all over our bed making it all crusty?"
I look at the trash bin next to her nightstand. It's filled with wadded up wipes. I wonder how many other men's loads were in there and the thought causes my ribs to squeeze together.
14. My Only One Bedroom Apartment
"Oh wow, darling its so big!" I hear my hot g/f's voice as I press my ear against the wood bedroom door. "No, no, you just relax. Let me take care of everything." She giggles before I hear the sound of flesh sliding against flesh. "Uh huh."
I hear the sound of gasping through the door.
"Darling I'm so wet right now, just let me take these off," my hot g/f says.
I hear rustling filed by a muted whistling. "Oh sweetheart, shake those for your darling," my boss's voice requests. "I want to see them jiggle."
There is more feminine giggling followed by male chuckling.
"Enough playing, I can't wait for that big prick of yours," my hot g/f whispers. I hear rustling before a plopping/squishing noise. "It feels so good, don't stop." I can hear the bed rhythmically shake alongside the mattress springs squeaking. Not long after this can feminine and masculine moans be heard. My knees weaken, body drenches in cold sweat, stomach knots, and my ribs squeeze together tightly.
"Give it to me, oh yeah," my hot g/f's voice says before gasping. I hear it faintly in the background. "Yeah, cum in my vagina, I'd love it." It's getting louder. "Fuck me with that fat prick of yours." It's blaring now. "I know your my husband's boss but I'd happily take orders from you any time." How the fuck do they not hear someone else is snickering in the goddamn bedroom?! "Darling, darling, darling!"
I kick the door hard, break the door knob, and it swings open. My hot g/f and my boss, dressed as they were last time I disturbed their night, were both sleeping but awaken at the sound of me kicking the door. "What the fuck!?" my g/f screams. There is no one else in the bedroom.
15. My Only One Bedroom Apartment
I lean back, study it carefully, nod my head, and grin knowingly. No more mind fuckery. From now on, I will never have to rely on my own ears again. This covert video camera will record everything that's going on in here. Whether my hot g/f is cheating, there's poltergeists, or whatever the fuck that scuttles around here and snickers all the time, it won't be able to hide from this. I'm not fucking crazy! There's something profoundly sick and twisted about my bedroom.
16. My Only One Bedroom Apartment
My eyes stare down at it and my whole body shivers. The USB drive I attached to the camera. It recorded everything that happened in my bedroom last night. My boss was over there. If my hot g/f cheated, this would show it. With two fingers, I slide it into my laptop's port with a click.
My arms cover in goosebumps and my neck-hair bristles as I pull up the video. It plays and my hot g/f and my boss are just laying there playing with their phones. No, I need to skip ahead some. I pull the bar forward, it takes a second, and when the image loans and video begins to play, I jump away from the laptop screen as all color in my body drains. My hot g/f and boss sleep soundly while a demon with clawed hands and horns sits on the edge of the bed. Furthermore, he is staring directly into the camera with a smirk on his face. He scoots off the bed walks straight to the concealed camera, lowers his demonic face to it, and waves one of his clawed hands.
The USB stick and laptop port both burst into flame. I grab a nearby water bottle and douse the fire but the water causes my laptop to spark, short circuit, and the hardware fails.
17. My Only One Bedroom Apartment
"I'm sorry, this stuff about a demon is total fucking fairy tail nonsense, and I'm not quitting Bedly," my hot g/f says. "Very disappointing. I thought you believed in science."
18. Ornate Rectory
"I see," Father McGrath says to me. "Well, it wouldn't be my first time. I've performed exorcisms before. Here is what I recommend. Give me $200. I will use it to book a night sleeping with your girlfriend using the app. Whatever evil presence you believe resides in your bedroom. If it's there, I will expose it, confront it, and vanquish it. In the name of our lord and savior, Jesus Christ."
19. Ornate Rectory
It's very foggy outside of the rectory and the morning air is cool and wet. As wind blows, the trees violently thrash against the intrusive gusts causing leaves to rustle and rain down from the sky. I wait for the priest to arrive, wondering what the outcome was of him sleeping with my hot g/f last night. I can only hope. He proved to her that I was right. That the bed or bedroom is haunted by some sort of demon, ghost, or monster.
I hear an engine rev and see his car putter forward towards the rectory. As the car parks, its engine dies, driver door opens, and there is a repetitive clicking sound. Father McGrath steps out of the car and his glasses fog up instantly. He tries wiping them on his black priestly robe. When he sees me, he releases a sigh, softens his features, and offers up a weak smile. With steady, comforting eye contact, he approaches and places both of his hands on my shoulders.
"I'm so sorry," Father McGrath says. "This is not the news I was hoping to bring."
My neck bristles, body shakes, and the color drains from my face. "Please father," I beg. "Just tell me the truth. What really happened at the apartment?"
"I could not detect any demon presence," he explains. "And upon recitation of the lord's prayer, nothing occurred Soon after I laid with her. Your girlfriend." Father McGrath sniffles and he clutches my shoulders tightly. "She grabbed my penis. Tried to put it in her mouth. I had to explain as a man of the cloth, I can't. It was very awkward. This Bedly app is nothing but a thinly veiled way of getting around prostitution laws. This whole time your girlfriend was
sleeping
with all those other men, including your boss. The only demons in your bedroom are whatever inner demons in your girlfriend that drove her to do all this and whatever ones inside of you that hid the awful truth of what was really going on in that bedroom."
My ribs squeeze together, stomach knots, knees weaken, and I sob into his shoulder. His arms wrap around me and prevent my emotionally broken body from crumpling on to the ground.