Case #1. Catching a train. Accidentally crushed by a subway car. Case closed.
Hoping to catch something other than a sexually transmitted disease, Susan sat alone at a high class bar. Looking as beautiful as she could for her to stand out from the pack of women who were desperate for their soul mate of a man in shining armor, she was looking for love. With the bar alive with activity and the noise of people having a hundred conversations all at the same time, the too loud music was giving her headache.
Obviously, not the only one looking for the right man, she had a lot of competition tonight. Just as there were lots of men looking for a one night date, there were a lot of women looking for something more, someone special, and a beginning to their lives that had a happy, fairytale ending. Just as there were lots of men looking for sex, there were lots of women looking for love.
"I now pronounce you man and wife...and they lived happily ever after."
Only she knew that life wasn't a fairytale and even though she was just as beautiful as Cinderella, Rapunzel, or Snow White, she was still single. After breaking off relationships that weren't going anywhere, she didn't even have a boyfriend. Alone with her lonely self, with most men not wanting to commit, most women she knew wanted to get married and have a baby.
In the way of Captain Hook's crocodile in Peter Pan when looming too close, with her clock ticking louder as each year passed, she was twenty-nine and still not yet even in a committed relationship. At this rate, she'd be living alone with her cats while her already married girlfriends live out their dreams of having children. Her version of her own fairytale that she didn't have a clue how it would play out, Alice in Wonderland's fantasy was Susan in never land's reality.
'Tick, tick, tick, tick.' Desperate for a man but not just any man, she wanted to be married to someone good looking, kind, smart, generous, and successful. She wanted to start her new life with a good man by her side. She wanted a house with stainless steel appliances and granite countertops. She wanted to be driving a Honda minivan to soccer practice. She wanted what seemingly everyone else had but her. She wanted to be married with children. Yet even more than that, she wanted to be in love.
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With her makeup perfectly applied, her long, blonde hair cascaded down her back as if she a model making a hair commercial. As if she had a light over her head that flashed, her blonde hair was her beacon that told all available men that she was a sexy siren ready for sex when she'd much rather have love. Her natural beautiful blonde hair acted as if it was a flag that waved for the attention of a man, but not just any man. She wanted the right man.
Men were attracted to blondes, especially beautiful blondes with big blue eyes, and big tits. In a bar full of women, setting her apart, men noticed the blonde women first, especially natural blondes. Between her complexion and blonde eyebrows, a man didn't have to see her trimmed, blonde pubic hair to know that she was born with this hair. The first step, she just needed them to notice her and she'd take it from there.
Her blouse was unbuttoned just enough to show her long line of cleavage and to show that she big tits. As pretty as she could be without having a hair and makeup person following her around everywhere she went, she hoped that her perfume would add to the scent of estrogen that she was putting out there. Sitting there sipping her drink, with her hook already baited and dangling in the sea of life, there was nothing more that she could do other than what she's done. It was now or never, she really didn't want to be sitting on the same stool at the same bar next year without her man and her new life.
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Risking startling her, he leaned down to whisper his words in her ear while ever so softly touching her hand.
"How can a man like me get a woman like you to go home with him?"
Playing her role as the woman who didn't have any obvious issues, she looked up at him as if she always looked like this, so perfectly put together. He looked at her as if getting women was a problem for him when he was so handsome. Just as he was, no doubt, hoping to get laid, she knew that he was the one to give her all that she wanted for the next forty years.
"That's easy," she said. "By swearing your undying love to me while on one knee and holding a small, blue box from Tiffany's," she said with a straight face and without laughing. "In the meantime, you tell me that you're rich, don't live with your mother, and aren't married," she said laughing this time.
He looked at her as if he was already in bed with her naked, out of breath, and sweating. He looked with eyes that told her that that he had as much intelligence as he had passion for life. Yet, with just a look, she could tell that he was a player. With just one look, she could tell that if she left this bar with him, instead of walking down the aisle to the altar, she'd be going for the ride of her life.
"I'm rich, I don't live with my mother, and I'm not married," he said with a laugh.
"That's a good start but what about the diamond ring," she said holding up and waving her finger.