Prologue:
A lifelong collector of goods and objects from far and wide has passed and left the entire collection and the business built around them to the only remaining relative, a niece on a career path of her own. Vikki has taken on the task of administering the estate and liquidating the business and collection. However, she has come to find out that many of the goods have been cursed or enchanted with amorous powers that affect those who encounter them. These are the stories of some of those encounters with objects found at
Amorous Goods
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Everyone in this story is over 18.
Many of these characters appear in my other stories but you don't need to have read those to understand this stand alone story. This is a stand only story that details the events after Witch Problems / Random Dick Suck at the Library and leads to the events in Valentines Day Virgin Sacrifice.
Timeline and characters:
The Hunchback, dressed as Uncle Fester, also appears in Witch Problems and as the POV character in Random Dick Suck at the Library, which occurs a few days before the events in this story.
Morgana appears as the POV character in Witch Problems and Witch problems: Lesbian triangle.
Arlo the necromancer, dressed as Gomez Addams, appears as the POV character in the Reason for the Season and E-Written Jack The Giant Killer. both of which occur years after the events in this story.
Jenn, Gillette, and Sarah, dressed as members of the mystery gang, appear in the Valentines Day Virgin Sacrifice, which occurs a few months after the events in this story. The cursed pen from this story will play a role in that story arc.
Vikki, of course, as owner of Amorous Goods appears in Amorous Goods: Exorcist Rings, about a possessed man trying to escape the nuns who want to cut his dick off. She also appears in everyone else's Amorous Goods story.
***Outside of Boston - All Hallows eve, Late 1990s
"Hello there my good man. I couldn't help noticing you loitering in the darkness behind some bushes in my front yard. Care for a cigar?" the man stepped out of a shadow in front of the large, ancient, Victorian house. It appeared to be abandoned for decades but there was music and flashing lights coming from many of the windows.
"I'm agent Fox Mulder with the FBI. I've been assigned to a missing person case." the man dressed as an FBI agent whispered.
"In that case, you've come to the right place. People frequently go missing from my yard. I'm Gomez by the way. Gomez Addams." Arlo said.
"I think some suspects might've entered into your house." The G-man whispered. "I might have to go in after them."
"In that case, I'd better go welcome them to my home."
"No, stay down. Don't let..." Agent Mulder looked around but Gomez had stepped into a shadow and just disappeared. The G-man quickly made his way to the house.
*****Boston -The present day
"I want to talk to whoever's in charge." The man slammed his fist on the table. "I bought a clock here the other week and it was cursed."
Morgana stepped out from one of the back rooms in Amorous Goods. "How can I help you? A cursed clock you say, which cursed clock was that?"
"You know damn well what clock I'm talking about. I bought it here two weeks ago, then my dick got possessed by demons, and now it's been cut off and burnt by some nuns from the Holy Inquisition." the man hissed, his face red with anger. "This is all your fault. Bitch!"
"Oh, I remember now. That clock from Arkham Mental Asylum, the one they used to time how long the inmates were under water when they water boarded the homicidal maniacs."
"Yeah, that's the one. I'm suing your asses. I tried to use that clock to mind control this succubus I summoned into my slut neighbor, instead my dick got possessed and cut off." the man pounded his fist on the table a few more times. "I own this place, I own your asses. When I get done suing you, you'll wish you had never met me."
"I already wish that." Morgana smiled. "SO... let me understand this. You used black magic, demons, and the condemned souls of the violently insane contained within a cursed clock...in a plot to rape somebody using mind control... but now you want to sue us because you're surprised there were negative consequences from your supernatural rape plot. Does that sum it up?"